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MaconDawg

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Arguing about Georgia football, barbecue, and the Oxford comma at Dawgsports.com.

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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
It’s hard to keep track. We’ve reached the point where if a kid walked in and said “but Mr. Johnson, the parent newsletter said it’s ’dress like Frida Kahlo day’” the teachers would probably complement the eyebrow work and just sort of roll with it.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
For my last Buying Power of the year, I wrote about one way to think about the divergence in consumer sentiment (bad) and behavior (free-spending) this year: It’s the YOLO economy, typified by the expanding popularity of services like Klarna and Affirm. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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The United States of Klarna
Want to understand the state of the economy? Just look to all the shoppers flocking to “buy now, pay later” services.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Never fail to be disappointed that the trophy bowl isn’t full of Cheez-its.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Hawaii could win this one solely by sending Rolovich a dummy email saying he needs to comply with Hawaii’s new vaccination policy.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I mean, it’s pretty good for you and David I think.
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Post Sports @postsports.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Lane Kiffin wanted to coach at Ole Miss and LSU. That only made sense on ESPN. Column from @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
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Guest column | How Nick Saban and ESPN tried to help Lane Kiffin coach two teams at once
Kiffin wanted to stay at Mississippi through the College Football Playoff even after taking the job at LSU. That only made sense on television.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I absolutely cannot wait to say that a college football coach just “shit up the stairs.” Feels like Mario Cristobal is even odds at worst this playoff/bowl season.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
You know that “Oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!!!!” clip? This is the exact damn opposite of that.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
WEELLLCCCOOMMMEEEEE! To the Shutdown Falc-cast!
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Even better. Open up, we’ve got two loads of fireworks and fifteen pounds of beaver nuggets to haul up from the car and we’re getting kind of tired of knocking.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Really excited for this weekend’s big ACC matchup with playoff implications. And obviously I am talking about #12 Virginia versus Wake Forest, not those bottom-dwelling also rans Clemson and FSU.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
That’s sort of a weird way of saying “Dog whistling. The grand plan is dog whistling.”
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Pretty sure Saban returning to Baton Rouge is actually foretold in the Bible. “There will be Ms. Terry house shopping and rumors of Ms. Terry house shopping.”
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Big Honey and the Dread Pirate Jelly Roll just taking care of business.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The German guy blaming the Jews for ousting him from The Handmaid’s Tale, Inc. is almost too on the nose.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Tallahassee Mall be like:
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
jack donaghy: "That information is classified. At least until Dick Cheney dies which is gonna be a long time from now. That man is mostly metal."
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This thread is everything you assumed the Belichick administration at UNC would be.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I know in my heart the answer is Rex Ryan. I don’t want to know what the reaction was.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I am pained to admit it but, it’s actually not terrible in a very Midwestern way?
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This coaching cycle is beginning to look like it may be the mythical day when college football coaches finally look at their contracts and say “Nah man, this place seems nice, the kids like their school and $4.2 million a year is a lot of money, think I’ll just stay put.”
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Had always assumed your fishing endeavors were limited to the off square grouper so kudos to you and human grouper Matt Rhule, who has also slipped the hook.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Mike Sweeney, now officially spending 30 or so years in Purgatory in accordance with both Catholic and Royals tradition.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Indeed. Watching the Georgia/Florida game annually remains the worst thing I do for my physical and mental wellbeing. I feel physically ill from kickoff to final whistle no matter the outcome. Probably always will.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
JaMarcus Russell is the stepdad who can never say no to ice cream.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This just means it’s time for Arkansas to emerge from their crazy chaos slumber once again.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Also learned from this ESPN piece that Gunner Stockton’s grandad actually died of a heart attack while discussing Todd Grantham in the EverBank parking lot after the 2010 WLOCP loss and there but for the grace of God goes every UGA fan I know between the ages of 40 and 90.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Gunner Stockton’s uncle is very much an uncle from @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social central casting.
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Chapel Bell Curve @chapelbellcurve.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
We're so excited to be joined again by @macondawg.bsky.social to preview the Florida game. We break down the on-field matchup, talk through the coaching carousel, and laugh at Brian Kelly. #godawgs chapelbellcurve.simplecast.com/episodes/202...
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9.15 - Billy Napier, we hardly knew ye - Florida Preview | Chapel Bell Curve
Yara and Nathan are here with a special guest co-host to break down the coaching carousel, the state of the SEC, and what to expect this weekend at the Cocktail Party.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Introduced my daughter to this movie over the summer and she referenced this exact phrase when she heard about the Louvre heist, a literal ten year old sees where this thing is likely to go wrong.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It’s being managed by people who’ve been doing NYC commercial real estate deals for decades so I’m sure there’s nothing under the table involved.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It’s France though, so you can’t do it on a weekend or before 9:00 am.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Coach O on the tarmac in Fayetteville calling the Hawgs when Bobby Petrino skips town for the Arkansas job may end me. Going to literally ascend to college football blogger Valhalla.
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Be back in a bit, currently working on a block “G” Georgia hat that says “enGorged” across the front.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I met him in Chicago while I was on a river boat tour. Not a fan.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Ted Cruz’n.
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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The fire department in Arcade, Georgia needs a few musically-inclined firefighters to create the funniest cover band of all time
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
This early morning Hawaii game is on one, and I mean that even more than usual.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Friends, I have a sudden, strong urge to talk about the Noles.
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
#GetBitByPitt
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Feel like half the people at Cook Out are already buzzed so it has to be in the same category as Waffle House. I maintain that Cracker Barrel is the establishment with the highest number of fully sober diners who you do not want to get drunk. Is it technically fast food? Who cares?
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Point of order: they do get the food out pretty quickly, so could we somehow gerrymander Cracker Barrel into being a fast food restaurant?
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
yankees manager james franklin
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Deeper and deeper into the enemy’s rear?
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
OH GOD IT MULTIPLIED AND NOW IT’S WATCHING ME!!!
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MaconDawg @macondawg.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I believe you mean “former Georgia Bulldogs tailback signee George Lombard.”
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