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Oh no, MackJ

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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 1h
owned
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 7h
Martha Stewart with that fresh Dr Zaius fit
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 10h
gee I wonder if there’s any particular reason that hospitals in that region may not be able to provide care. I’m sure the double tap mortar strikes are helping.
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 21h
this is how I flirt
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Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding
ALT: Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
prove it
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m excited for when the current cast gets old enough to start thinking for themselves and she is forced to make yet another version of it
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TRULY ARTICULATE IT
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
for me it’s the “I’m sorry, I don’t speak english” skit. Top form Foley
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
listen, there are worse fates with or without glorification
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What I picture whenever I send a letter to the Dead Letter Office
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
similar to people who think a lawyer’s job in court is to make them look like a good person
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
someone who thinks comms job is to amplify everything they say, not wrestle the mike away from them when they get a wild hair.
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
apologies, you merely alluded to it
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dennismillerbot.tumblr.com years ago I created this thing that is basically a randomized list of obscure silly names
dennismillerbot.tumblr.com
Dennis Miller Generator
Autogenerates Dennis Miller quips, so you don't have to!
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wilfred hyde-white zsa zsa gabor zasu pitts larry “bud” melman I have a lot of these
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
englbert humperdink?
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
IN THIS THREAD
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
don’t throw away your shot
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
is it though
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know this pain, Bill! If I adopted every kitten and pup that someone on my route offered me I’d be in Curtis Sliwa territory.
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
she got one, just not with me
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
someone brought puppies in to the depot and were seeing if any carriers wanted to adopt. yeah but no but yes but I can’t
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one of the things about your comics is that you’ll sometimes reference a UK band that seems so aligned with your sensibilities that I assumed it was a bit. years later I heard Captain Sensible - Wot and was like “HE’S REAL?!?”
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the magical mxfits of moz
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
from one to another
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
love a roast beef with whatever the fuck arby’s sauce is
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fucking hell. imagine how much time and energy and money would flow into every other aspect of life if we didn’t live in the fucking medical thunderdome
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
but also pays me too much to qualify for a plan I could actually afford
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love my federal job which gives me access to a healthcare plan that I can’t afford
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve delivered a lot of passports and the envelope is already distinct enough that people who want to steal them know what it looks like. I’m not saying this isn’t dumb.
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
70s Godzilla was basically a giant superhero. you’d love it
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You should watch like Godzilla vs Megalon where he fights a giant beetle monster from Atlantis with the help of a size-changing robot.
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was gonna make a joke earlier like oh he took a trophy but if that actually happened that's terrifying
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it will keep until you’re ready
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so it’s finally happening
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People talk a lot about how gross american food is but every once in a while y’all surprise even us
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got heatstroke in this version of the costume the only time I ever wore it. Mascot workers are tough as hell (and I am not)
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s a fanbase that punishes change and Disney listens to the fans too much
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
agreed
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gotta be Virtuosity
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not going to post it but it’s a picture of Beet in spider-man pajamas looking adorable as hell
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the only time I’ve done them I walked to the Space Needle then ended up watching the episode of TOS where they team up with Abraham Lincoln and fight Ghenghis Khan and Kahless. extremely good. would recommend
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that can't help with the migrane
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kris signed at least two
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
signed in the parking lot above the QFC that used to be on Broadway. it was right before pax and I had the set and pens in my car. he was very nice about it.
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
well I was pretty sure this was never going to become relevant again
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wormshipping
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