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Oh no, MackJ

@mackj.bsky.social
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 20h
RING THE BELL OR BEAT ON THE DOOR
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
finally a chair that lets you get real with your students in total comfort
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Martha Stewart with that fresh Dr Zaius fit
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What I picture whenever I send a letter to the Dead Letter Office
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know this pain, Bill! If I adopted every kitten and pup that someone on my route offered me I’d be in Curtis Sliwa territory.
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
someone brought puppies in to the depot and were seeing if any carriers wanted to adopt. yeah but no but yes but I can’t
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got heatstroke in this version of the costume the only time I ever wore it. Mascot workers are tough as hell (and I am not)
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
well I was pretty sure this was never going to become relevant again
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wormshipping
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Graveyard Keeper 2 either uses genAI or has the absolute worst cutscene artist in the business.
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can’t be the only one
a guard has an exclamation point over his head as he is held up by snake in Metal Gear… it looks like 3 maybe.
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yes
ed sheeran as a random Lannister soldier on GoT
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
look out leo!
a screenshot of those aliens that show up in no man’s sky when you open a whispering egg
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 months is a long time for a dog
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the good time in question:
Quint, covered in his own blood, is halfway down the shark’s gullet while he flails at it with a machete in the wreckage of his boat in a still from the finale of Jaws
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Welcome back Mitch!
A still of Davros, the in-universe creator of the Daleks, from Doctor Who
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
RING THE MF BELL
delicious brownies half-wrapped in aluminum foil
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the plastic bag floating in the wind from American Beauty

do people know what that is? is this a reference people still get?
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me: *walks vaguely in the vicinity of a spider web* Spiders:
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
who’s that girl? youtu.be/r0qDBYiOBrc?...
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this and the whale penis apron are my main memories
"Ginger? Do I smell ginger?" suspiciously asked Stubb, coming near. "Yes, this must be ginger," peering into the as yet untasted cup. Then standing as if incredulous for a while, he calmly walked towards the astonished steward slowly saying, "Ginger? ginger? and will you have the goodness to tell me, Mr. Dough-Boy, where lies the virtue of ginger? Ginger! is ginger the sort of fuel you use, Dough-boy, to kindle a fire in this shivering cannibal? Ginger!--what the devil is ginger?--sea-coal? firewood?--lucifer matches?--tinder?
--gunpowder?--what the devil is ginger, I say, that you offer this cup to our poor Queequeg here."
"There is some sneaking Temperance Society movement about this business," he suddenly added, now approaching Starbuck, who had just come from forward. "Will you look at that kannakin, sir; smell of it, if you please." Then watching the mate's countenance, he added,
, "The steward, Mr. Starbuck, had the face
to offer that calomel and jalap to Queequeg, there, this instant off the whale. Is the steward an apothecary, sir? and may I ask whether this is the sort of bitters by which he blows back the life into a half-drowned man?"
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
sorry!
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hope you brought urine
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
post a meme made by you
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
updating my business cards
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
RING THE BELL
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
happy belated 10th birthday to this all-timer
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
did you play SC3? the puppets will live in my head forever
a spherical red and yellow alien is floating  between two sets of twin lightning-rod looking devices. 

the text below the alien reads:

“This is soon. But you are even more *silly cow* and almost even *slippery*. You are so many *lonely* *juicy*
*bubbles*”
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
IT IS COOKIE DAY
in a small nest if tinfoil sits a few oatmeal with raisin AND chocolate chip. they look absolutely gorgeous.
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
it is cookie day
handwritten note that says “Mac - please rinf the bell. it is cookie day
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
a Golden Tee arcade macine
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
livelaughlooooooooooooooghghgshhsgsvvwvwgwggshsh
a picture of a bathroom wall with a sanitary items vending machine and a paper towel dispenser. in between the two is a small wooden sign in the style of kitschy instagram crap that reads “life is short, lick the bowl”
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I was given a section of my old route and got to see Mercury, the first (but almost certainly not the last) stray animal on my route I seriously considered taking home
mercury, a young female tuxedo cat with a notched ear and prominent whiskers stands on a driveway
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the little guy
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
had to get this out of my head
the Predator meme of two muscly arms shaking hands and flexing with the following text overlayed on it

studying personal injury law and being pranked by 14 year olds shaking hands to "What's a but-for?"
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
wint @dril • 5/22/12
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Work: Don’t pet or feed dogs on your route. Me: fuck the system
a closeup shot of a woman’s arm with two resting newborn puppies. one is black and the other one is white black and brown like a beagle
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I drank all my arm juice can I go now?
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
it turns out heatstroke will fucking GET you
a selfie of Mack sitting in his mail truck with a mostly blank expression. he probably has heatstroke here but let’s be honest he’s not the most emotive person on earth at the best of times
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Finally a candidate who isn't afraid to get their hands dirty
Nithya Raman Edges Spencer Pratt for LA Mayoral Runoff Spot
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
you must have all seven chevrons because you got me like
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Kafka, Esq. @metalgearobama

Reading Mein Kampf and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it

6:04 PM - 29 Dec 2020
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The judge in one of Ethan Klein’s slapp plagiarism suits dismissed the case, citing the previous precedent of … that time someone tried to sue Ethan Klein for plagiarism and lost.
A snippet of a ruling that reads as follows: 

video to demonstrate the following "telltale signs of transformative use": (1) "further purpose or different character" in the defendant's work, i.e., "the creation of new information, new aesthetic, new insights and understanding" and (2) "the use of quoted matter as 'raw material,' instead of repackaging it and 'merely supersed[ing] the objects of the original creation.'" (Dr. Seuss, 983 F.3d at 453) (quoting Seltzer v. Green Day, Inc., 725 F.3d 1170, 1176 (9th Cir. 2013)). The undisputed purpose of Defendant's livestream is to contest, criticize and mock Plaintiff's message, which the courts have found weighs in favor of fair use due to its transformative nature. See Hosseinzadeh v. Klein, 276 F. Supp. 3d 34, 45 (S.D.N.Y. 2017) (finding that the first factor weighed in defendant's favor as the defendant's reaction video was "quintessential criticism and comment."); Equals Three, LLC v. Jukin Media, Inc., 139 F. Supp. 3d 1094, 1104 (C.D. Cal. 2015) (finding transformative use where host reacted to and commented on original videos).
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Oh no, MackJ @mackj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
yeah I mean look at all those people
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