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Jets Please

@machspeed.bsky.social
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Enjoyer of: Art, Music, Photography, Aviation, History, Science, Books, Satire, Oxford Commas, and Pie.

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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 9m
Googl. Duck. The other randos. There was a time you typed in what you were looking for and you got links to it. Now... I don't really know what this is but it isn't that.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 1h
All of them.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 17h
It is really weird how bad search engines are these days.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Onion. Always. Forever.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Always gorgeous! Here is an FJ-4 not NMF
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They pull easy weekend duty and get to crowd watch 🤣
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sweet! I was once talking to a Sgt. Showing off his MRAP and he said We got snipers on top the hangar over there turn around and wave and I did then they radioed back that they had watched me run around and photograph every plane like a maniac until they decided I was just a nerd.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know it stings at the moment, but you are really going to dig your photos like that in a few years from now.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay so Merlyn is a pretty badass choice.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nuh uh!!!!
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you give them a scritch behind the left inlet they follow you around like a puppy.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is how new Rivet Joints are made.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of us! One of us!
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Does anyone know why @weratedogs.com has stopped posting on Bluesky?
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When we finally eat the rich, Forbes is going to be the side salad.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Unexpected visotter!
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh this is so good!
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me interacting with AI.
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The Princess Bride: Six Fingers on Your Right Hand?
Alt: Inigo Montoya saying ... I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
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tmcbphoto @tmcbphoto.com · 30/08/2026
Some scenes are just better as a video, and I think this is one of them. Featuring Bill Culberson and the MiG-17PF 620 doing what it does best, burners after sunset at Airshow London!
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Very nice!
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nice! Would love to see a 104. They always seemed so sci-fi to me.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Agreed! I have seen the 100 and 105 but I barely remember it. Would love to see them all together. Have you seen any in flight?
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My neighbors when the black helicopter lands in the backyard.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Please do that voodoo that you do so well. #F-101Voodoo #F-101 #Voodoo #Aviation #AVgeek
F-101B Voodoo seen from the front left on outdoor display. Some other century series fighters can be seen casually gathering in the background. Photo by @machspeed.bsky.social
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It is the year 2026 and we are still not all flying around in these and I am very upset about that.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🇺🇦💪
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Answering all the scam robocalls with "Beep boop boop beep" to re-train the AI to speak it's native language.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Niiiice!!!
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If that was you, we need some story time right about now.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They are not steam catapults unless they come from the Steam region of Dementia.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yes
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ugh that movie. Live-action and Dr. Seuss should never be a thing anyway. That's like trying to paint a rainbow with three shades of grey.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yoshi! 💪
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is great news! Maybe you're not getting carbon monoxide poisoned after all, but also... good for Janice! She deserves good things
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🤣 Is it faulty? Or is that the reason Janice keeps talking to the coffee maker?
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is the beeping in the room with you now?
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Tom Cat with Heart Eyes
ALT: Tom Cat with Heart Eyes
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
😍
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We can enjoy cool things and still be cool humans.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Douglas EA-1F Skyraider electronic countermeasures variant of the stout ground attack AD/A-1 Skyraider. #A-1Skyraider #Skyraider #ECM #EA-1F #Airshow #Aviation #Photography #AVgeek
Douglas EA-1F Skyraider 4 seat ECM variant of the Skyraider seen on the ramp at an airshow. Photographed from in front and to the right. A man and young child in the foreground give an idea of the large size of the aircraft.
Photo by @machspeed.bsky.social
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Last flight. C-2 Greyhound
Screen capture from Skycards catching the last active duty flight of the Grumman C-2 Greyhound.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
But they call them HAnDHeLds now!!! 🫠
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When do I get a medal for not replying to some of the stupid crap in the discover feed? Context: Just witnessed someone very upset that people use tofu in vegetarian dishes because it can ~also~ be used in meat dishes too you degenerates.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's like that Hemingway six word story... For sale. One drumstick. Subscribe now.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Every single bit of this gets funnier.
A single fried chicken drumstick on a plate just big enough for it. You can "favorite" the item by clicking a heart. $1.28 asking price. The description guarantees freshness. It is hot and ready to eat.
Oddly, only 4 out of 5 stars. Even cheaper with a premium account. Can be delivered quickly!
Or make a plan to pick it up tomorrow. 
Want a subscription for one single fresh, fried chicken leg on the regular?
Add this single item to your order? 
Well anyway, are you interested in seeing things that are similar to a single fresh, fried chicken leg? Someone paid us to show them to you.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Most understated ALT text ever.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I mean... dang... I would've paid extra for that. #Pensacola #BlueAngels
A satisfied couple.

Credit: Futurama
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's absurd and hilarious. And mostly harmless. Don't panic. And bring a towel.
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sorry, I thought it was a humorous reference to the fact that gravity (life) gets us all in the end so who cares about labels? Just enjoy the journey!
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Jets Please @machspeed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. A whale & a bowl of petunias are spontaneously created in mid air. The whale discovers itself as it's falling, joyously creating names for their body parts along the way. Then smacks into ground. The gif is the entirety of petunias dialogue.
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