☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 11/07/2026Found the enchanted hotel mirror of body eumorphia 31653
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 30/05/2026I slipped in mud and ate shit but it was worth it 1380
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 27/05/2026What about the humble Starfrit®️ Herb and Spice Grinder? 030
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 19/05/2026This is the mood today. Something’s in the air 1373043
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 19/05/2026btw I heard we like ass and balls from the back is that true? 301321136
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 17/05/2026Need a volunteer to clean me off after this sunny bike ride 31512
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 17/04/2026Finally a nice day out. Making my best gargoyle impression atop the ramparts 0290
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 16/04/2026Bsky’s firehose may have broken but mine stayed up 728314
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 16/04/2026Daddy chill stop labeling and load the posts thanks 0140
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 25/03/2026🇨🇦🚨 Canadian moment alert 🚨🇨🇦 Icebreaker & arctic research vessel CCGS Amundsen spotted on my walk after the spa! That boat’s on our 50 dollar bills 0230
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 20/03/2026Need to be gently spooned rn, complete with bulge on my butt please 41535