☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 25/08/2026Feeling a little bit Zermelo, a little bit Fraenkel 130
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 19/08/2026A little mental breakdown at work just to spice things up 2240
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 13/08/2026Big Walk was such an adorable and original game! Really enjoyed it 1120
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 27/07/2026Got a pill organizer for my cross taper and it’s like a cute little advent calendar of anguish 0152
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 24/07/2026Currently boarding a painful ride (Transitioning between antidepressants) 0140
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 20/07/2026I am dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand 1310
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 11/07/2026Found the enchanted hotel mirror of body eumorphia 31653
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 10/07/2026Gotta put my social face on for a work party thank god I have a week off after 0160
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 18/06/2026Asked for help interpreting crash logs and bro pasted the logs into claude code and sent me what I’d already figured out 🥰 3150
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 18/06/2026Dig the grave… send the hearse…. I have a tummy ache 1170
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 16/06/2026I’m stimming (Squeezing the big hairy man’s tits while he’s coming balls deep in my ass) 4661
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 15/06/2026Anyone hiring someone for the position of autistic menace slinging “fun facts” about two to three hundred topics 4340
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 15/06/2026Teehee AI has killed my passion for computer science 4280
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 13/06/2026Abiotic Factor has me by the balls rn I’m addicted 1100
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 12/06/2026I don’t really want to be in a group chat but I am bummed I wasn’t invited 2190
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 07/06/2026“Thanks for making me see god with your throat” At this point I should have a business page on yelp 2390
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 07/06/2026Oh boy I can’t wait for Persona 6 Reloaded, Persona 6 Dance, Persona 6 Fighter and Persona 5 Remake 0130
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☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 30/05/2026youtu.be/MhVcvqUbsRw?... anyway,youtu.beProtect Ya Noggin' - We're Safety Now Haven't WeYouTube video by U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission 040
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 30/05/2026I slipped in mud and ate shit but it was worth it 1380
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 29/05/2026If your girl allows you to draw two cards from your deck, that’s not your girl. That’s Pot of Greed 0407
☿ machine pearl ♄ @machinepearl.com · 20/05/2026Listen I would hate to be horny on main but I’m really hard in my little slutty shorts :( 1500
