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Machine Fox

@machinefox.bsky.social
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Just some jackass on the internet. Have fun. Be good and if you can't be good just be kind.

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Vic Hurtowy @vichurtowy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
True story bro.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Senator Ted Cruz posted a dramatic video of LAPD cars on fire with the caption “this… is… not… peaceful.” What he didn’t mention? The footage was from 2020, not 2025. His post on X falsely implied it was current, part of a broader effort to spread lies and manufacture a crisis.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
My wife and I decided we're only going to be getting the Switch 2 either second hand or after a hefty price drop. It is not worth anywhere near the asking price for us. Not to mention with Nintendo increasing the price of their games beyond PS, Xbox and PC? We'll be going elsewhere, thanks.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Well, Nintendo has made one so expensive that I won't buy it, so there's that.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
He could do infinitely more for world peace by dying in his sleep tonight.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I mean, I think RFK Jr. Is the wormiest. But Lil' Marco certainly lacks a spine. There are jellyfish floating around the Pacific that would be better equipped to stand up for themselves and their kind.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
You don't remove autocrats by asking nicely. There is an amendment to the constitution for precisely this eventuality and it's time to use it.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
You'll get the Epstein files as soon as they're done redacting every instance of Trump and Musk's names...it should only take about 15 years to get them all...
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Americans LOVE to go on about 2A and have happily sacrificed hundred of children at it's altar...well, now's the time to fucking use it as it was originally intended, so get to work!
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I'm actually several raccoons in a trench coat...does that count?
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Nah, she lacks the warmth and the depth...
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Bobo calls it a Freudian suck...
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Because the leader of those terrorists is calling the shots now.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A tragic sentiment, seemingly felt by far too many at this point. But absolutely true. America has fallen, not to outside adversaries (though they will benefit) but to an insidious parasite within. Eighty years since fascism was defeated in Europe, it now thrives in America.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It depends. When he crawled out of his hole this morning did the Trumphog see his shadow? Trick question, it doesn't matter, it's all on a demented whim anyway!
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Let him keep pushing. Protests across the country, unrest, desperation. You can only push people so far before they have nothing to lose and everything to gain...the question is just which event will be the one to break the camel's back?
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I'm just ignoring all my financial statements right now. I never had any chance of retiring to begin with, but I'd rather not be faced with the reality that all my savings have been wiped out in two months by a single orange turd.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I mean, this is looking pretty great to me, but I'm not American, so I may be a bit biased.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
They haven't finished redacting every instance of Trump and Musk's names yet. That process could take years.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Me too. Better pack a lunch, it's going to be a loooooong line.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
From his lips to god's ears...
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The State of the Union: Shit's Fucked.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
He's a proud Ukrainian, but not a proud man and that's what makes him a great leader. He sets aside his own ego to do what is right and what is best for his people.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
You can say many things about the Bush admin (and I have) but they genuinely did seem to deeply care about their country and fellow Americans and (for the most part) supported their allies while conducting themselves professionally with diplomacy and respect, even for those they disagreed with.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
That doesn't shock anyone whose head isn't lodged firmly up their own ass. It's never been clearer that Trump is a Russian asset and should be removed immediately along with his cronies. The Republican party are traitorous cowards and will be remembered for selling out and destroying the US.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I believed this once, but having seen everything else that has slid off that greasy turd I no longer believe that Putin could have anything that would be so damaging for Trump. I think Putin just keeps supplying him with underage girls and hookers that will piss on him.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Would you shout at your boss? No, you shout at the guy your boss hates. Perfectly explains Donaldimir Trumpovich.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
He's the enemy of the world. Yesterday's travesty in the Oval Office proved that. If he's not a Russian asset then he's just woefully unfit for the office and is dismantling the United States from within. He needs to be removed as he is a danger not only to the US but to the entire world.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The president is either a Russian asset or woefully unfit for office and either way is dismantling the country from within. The military should be knocking on the Whitehouse door and removing him, one way or another. He's a danger not only to the nation but the world.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Now he's been outed there's no point in playing pretend anymore. He's the first Russian president of the United States and since he's gotten away with everything else so far, why not go full mask off now.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I don't usually post heavy political stuff, but after yesterday's travesty in the Oval Office? This US regime and everyone in it are going to be remembered by history forever... As bullies, cowards, traitors and failures. They are the ones who will have destroyed the United States from within.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Poor "Little Marco"...can't even stand up for himself, now kowtowing to and working for the man who bullied and belittled him for so many years, how was he ever supposed to stand up for his constituents or his country. What a pathetic, little, spineless weasel.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The Kardashians would be there day 1...and, sadly, there would be plenty of others.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Because she didn't want the camera in her cell to "break" while she "hanged herself"...
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
It's not an administration, it's a fascist regime. The time to stretch those 2A muscles is now.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I look forward to hearing about the brave American hero that frags Hedgesex and puts a stop to this fascist takeover.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Lame duck Nazi dictator who is unlikely to give up his power...so yeah, those poll numbers really don't mean shit.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I genuinely can't understand it. Why would any self respecting woman with even half a functioning brain ever consider fucking Leon Skum at this point...you know what, nevermind, I think I answered my own question...
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I'd serve him...as an appetizer to some wild dogs.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
As a person watching a film I can say that The Wild Robot is touching, poignant and beautiful. As a parent, it's absolutely emotionally devastating. 11/10, would highly recommend.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I'd rather see them both executed as traitors, but maybe that's just me...
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I am beginning to miss his personal brand of dipshit, war criminal, buffoonery...life is strange...
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Was that blender you were singing about big enough to fit a South African Nazi oligarch, or just hearts...asking for 335 million friends...
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
They wouldn't "play politics" they would just obey their fascist, oligarch masters. So, technically, it's not a lie, I guess...
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
When it's disco night at the old folks home.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Well of course they chose RFK Jr., he has a higher concentration of syphilis than the vial.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm sure Leon Skum would. Probably for $86 billion...and immediately run it into the ground...just another *genius* move...
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm going to have to go out and buy some new dancing shoes for his funeral...hopefully soon.
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