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Machine Fox

@machinefox.bsky.social
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Just some jackass on the internet. Have fun. Be good and if you can't be good just be kind.

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Vic Hurtowy @vichurtowy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
True story bro.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Senator Ted Cruz posted a dramatic video of LAPD cars on fire with the caption “this… is… not… peaceful.” What he didn’t mention? The footage was from 2020, not 2025. His post on X falsely implied it was current, part of a broader effort to spread lies and manufacture a crisis.
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A tragic sentiment, seemingly felt by far too many at this point. But absolutely true. America has fallen, not to outside adversaries (though they will benefit) but to an insidious parasite within. Eighty years since fascism was defeated in Europe, it now thrives in America.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I don't usually post heavy political stuff, but after yesterday's travesty in the Oval Office? This US regime and everyone in it are going to be remembered by history forever... As bullies, cowards, traitors and failures. They are the ones who will have destroyed the United States from within.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
As a person watching a film I can say that The Wild Robot is touching, poignant and beautiful. As a parent, it's absolutely emotionally devastating. 11/10, would highly recommend.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
My four and a half year old son is speed running Super Mario Odyssey, meanwhile I struggled to get past the second kingdom...am I getting old?
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Bluesky really needs the option to edit posts...I keep noticing comments and posts of mine have minor, idiotic mistakes created by autocorrect that I don't catch before posting. I'm pretty stupid, but I promise, I'm not *quite* as stupid as my post history might lead one to believe.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Things are absolutely insane right now, believe me, I understand. In the darkest times I turn to the eternal optimism of Star Trek. Remember, if the Federation's biggest curmudgeon can express wonder at our existence then there's always hope. Don't give up. Love long and prosper.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I feel like few things have aged as poorly as the lyrics from the Rise Against song Swing Life Away, "we get by just fine here on minimum wage".
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Just a quiet Tuesday at work...so I'm fleshing out the pantheon for my D&D campaign. Though I am a little worried that, once again, my world building is spiraling dangerously out of control.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
*bad Yoda impression*: Begun, the Trade Wars have.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is one of the thoughts that keeps me getting up every morning. I better get myself some dancing shoes.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
My notes for the D&D session I'm running on Thursday are currently 10 pages long...either the party is in trouble or, as usual, we'll get half a sentence into my notes before those maniacs go off on a deranged tangent. Either way, good times.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I promise I'm not a bot! See, I was finally able to change my avatar!
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Who else remembers the eight, blissful years where we all thought Dubya was the dumbest man who would ever be president of the United States? God I miss those days...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/01/2025
one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
We finally have it...peaceful coexistence.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Shhh...quiet everyone, the lamp is sleeping.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Very slow day at work on the Friday before Christmas...but listening to the Stellar Blade soundtrack on Spotify is really helping pass the time.
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Machine Fox @machinefox.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I'm running a DnD campaign and in last night's session one of my players communed with a god, and has now vowed to destroy the gods. Are you even DMing if you don't make your players want to fight god?
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