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@machetheferret.bsky.social
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mama ferret | pfp: pizzapawst | banner: kibblesyourbits | i write smut! see pinned thread for more details | 🏳️‍⚧️ she/he/it ΘΔ&, HRT 5/4/21 | 25🔞MINORS DNI | love gfs 💙♥️🧡🤍💚

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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 10h
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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pont @softtummybitch.bsky.social · 3h
happy halloween or whatever go buy ctf_crasher map stamps
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Mâché @machetheferret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heads up to anyone who happens to read this, due to Recent Events (the TF2 map), y’all are now possibly gonna see people on steam and discord try to impersonate me or my fellow collaborators. Please be on the look out for anything sus. Don’t click weird links, etc etc
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athrizel.bsky.social @athrizel.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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luckyplushy 🐇 @luckyplushy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
[INTERLOPER F SPOILERS]
Amoni standing infront of SKYGHOST. SKYGHOST beeps and Amoni responds with "There you are."Anomi inputting a code that twists and mangles SKYGHOST
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're a fan of a big media property, a really dedicated and invested fan, you have to learn to respond to criticism of that thing in a calm and reasonable manner rather than as a personal attack. In fact, you should learn to do the criticism yourself, without feeling embarrassed for liking it.
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Mâché @machetheferret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy halloween meowtherfuckers #screamfortress
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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Mâché @machetheferret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fellas and fellettes and felltheys, it's cocktober 1st. draw yourself as a #boo in mspaint
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pont @softtummybitch.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
#portfolioday level designer, with a sprinkling of artpass if you've got assets already. lotta experience with multiplayer shooters. uk, open for remote work!
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Cay @caymanwent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let’s be real they’re using “furry” as a visibly queer subculture as a stand-in for queerness at large. Their goal has been to remove queer people from public life, and they’re testing different vectors to do so. Hence the all caps “MENTALLY ILL,” which is how they want to reclassify all queers
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Deltarune was invented by Big Plural to give your system friends Susie fictives
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Turbo Invader (see pinned) 🫧 @turboinvader.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
retweet if you love fries
or desperately crave fries
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 23/09/2026
do not fucking tell me to ditch CSP please it is an essential part of my workflow and the "free alternatives" do not cut it for god's sake. stop saying that shit to artists. you aren't helping.
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Construction of The Glizzy
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Cin @cincomma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had a vision
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is immediately going into my vocab
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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janekiller pain @spiderdork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"trans rights are human rights" doesn't really cut it when libs have decided that human rights arent all that important actually "trans rights or else" hits them where they actually give a shit: themselves
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
morganitism
"transfems can do bad things too" yeah no shit you never let us forget it

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"transfems use their identity as a shield to deflect from the fact that they're capable of bad things" you never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever stop reminding us that we're capable of harm. what shield. transfems are routinely scrutinized and held "accountable" via constant torment, stalking, harassment, and thinkpieces written to counteract shit we never said. what shield. transfems are not able or allowed to exist online or in real life without a bunch of people reminding her that she can be an evil pedo rapist. **what fucking shield**
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Mâché @machetheferret.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
getting "electro-cuted" sounds like what happens when you get tf'd into a pikachu or jolteon or whatever i think this is true in real life but you gotta believe in reincarnation or something for that first idk
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Mâché @machetheferret.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you as an author write a scene where your character is jerking off you've effectively personally given that character a handjob
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Salem 🏳️‍⚧️ @salem-bitch-trials.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this is the inevitable result of years of games focused entirely on fidelity and players being afraid to miss things or fail so now we get games that are the equivalent of a dog thats been bred to emphasize all its cutest traits but now it can barely breathe or move around and u just feel bad for it
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Cin @cincomma.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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June! 🏳️‍⚧️ @towndarling.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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I love how everyone treats adhd as a moral failing even people who otherwise have reasonable
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"you people can't do anything" Yeah disabilities limit your ability to do things you dumb fuck
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Meitheal 🫏🦘🦨🐈☉∇ @somni.luxe · 23/08/2026
-Going to reiterate for folks in my spaces, SNRIs seem to bust dissociative walls and turn systems into soup. This is usually a negative experience unless you were unaware you were plural. So be careful. I know a number of systems they triggered system collapses or near collapse for.-
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Indigenous people are defying Canada's anti-LGBTQ+ laws and offering a safe haven for trans people on their land globalnews.ca/news/1205333...
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Alberta First Nation invokes treaty clause to set up gender-affirming care safe haven | Globalnews.ca
Saddle Lake Cree Nation says it aims to defy Premier Danielle Smith’s government by establishing a safe haven for gender-affirming medical care — contrary to provincial law.
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Ed @edtertainer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Looney Tunes x Ace Attorney ideas just kept going....
Looney Tunes x Ace Attorney fanart in which Wile E. Coyote is dressed as Phoenix Wright, Lola Bunny dressed as Mia Fey, Taz as Dick Gumshoe, and Daffy Duck as Miles Edgeworth.
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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
tony soprano and his wife watching youtube with a thief also watching. top text says: "when u break into a house to rob them but they watching [Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction"
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Mâché @machetheferret.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[sfw] some practice in paint(.net) ft. susie deltarune, including: 1. iconic laugh 2. side-eye 3. talk sprite (b&w and in color, which is slightly cursed) 4. a bonus not based on any particular sprite
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Chubbi💕 @chubbidust.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
colored in with care #deltarune #utdr
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Goomboo @maplegecko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Asemulator v1.0.0 is OUT NOW! 🎉 Preview, test and share your animated sprites in context, directly in @aseprite.org, starting today! (Link in replies)
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Mâché @machetheferret.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
deltarune favorites? fuck it i'll do this one too, including the dislikes. feathers might get ruffled with this one lol grids.fun/t/about-me-d... if anyone wants me to explain any of my picks feel free to @ me
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dot operator @dotoperator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Our brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one. Please anticipate Portal: Alive & Kicking's release this weekend! (friday or saturday) store.steampowered.com/app/270470/P...
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Portal: Alive & Kicking on Steam
Portal: Alive & Kicking is a full remake and re-imagining of Valve's award-winning title, Portal. Using the visual capabilities of Portal 2, A&K slips you back into the cold test chambers of A...
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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pàr @par-trapzoid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
deltarune ch3 knight fight but there is a doki meter on the right side. the knight looks at it confused and susie is laughing
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Zlaurr @zlaurr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Make sure they don't find that feather!" #deltarune
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clay 🪴 @claypot.blue · 29/07/2026
178. 💰
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Penny Drowned @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
mamdani can i please play bro
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Mâché @machetheferret.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
obtaining massive hyperboobs and resting on them while wearing a shirt with "My Laurels" printed on it over The Boobs, of course
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Mâché @machetheferret.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
yknow now that yet more folks are taking refuge here, ought to make a pinned post...thread? idk lol 🧵 hi, i'm your resident mama ferret!! :3 i write gay stuff and sometimes make shit in the source engine and youtube, and i love fat animal women see the next post in the thread for links!
art by @keffotin.bsky.socialart by @buppy.art (aka noirbutt!)art by @sealsundae.bsky.socialart by @peachpuppy.bsky.social
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Mâché @machetheferret.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
being a tf freak means i hear the term "object permanence" and gget so hard i pass ou t
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Mâché @machetheferret.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
being a tf freak means i hear the term "object permanence" and gget so hard i pass ou t
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