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Mike Behr

@mabehr.bsky.social
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Native NYer. MIT EECS. ImOnAConfCall on Peloton. FinTech / algo trading domain expertise. Not a nice person.

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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We'll make sure that any potential identity thieves can easily determine which mail includes your passport"
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s quite sad that so many voters will have no idea the significance of this picture
Katie Britt realizing that their whole attack on Jack Smith was based on not knowing the Hawks from the Hawkeyes
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a good meme
HEY TRUCKERS! Remember when diesel was so cheap under Biden you would caravan to DC waving your stupid trump banners?
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it possible for AI to do the libelslander @kenwhite.bsky.social ? The below answer from Gemini is afaik NOT true. At all. She’s not named in the linked articles. (The last bit is not wrong: vaccine hesitant parents love her because she will space out vaccines.)
Google’s Gemini falsely states that a pediatrician was disciplined by NY State.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“The temperature on the artificial turf at Nissan Stadium reached 157F (69.4C), according to the Fox broadcast. “‘It was hot as shit, everybody was as hot as shit,’ Philadelphia Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni said after his team’s 24-20 win. ‘I didn’t play a snap and I had to get an IV.’
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And a malignant narcissist is a narcissist who ends up trying to destroy everything he hasn’t contributed to and isn’t entitled to. ht: @narceducator.bsky.social
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today in “real life is more absurd than parody” @alexzfinley.bsky.social www.tomshardware.com/software/win...
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Putin casts online vote using unlicensed Windows on an American Dell PC — 'Activate Windows' watermark visible in official Kremlin clip, uses foreign Dell PC despite Russian tech mandate
“You can’t go wrong,” says the Russian president squinting at the screen to check that he didn’t go wrong, before thanking the computer.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump’s obsession with these vulgar memorials to his own vanity is a reminder of the darkness around him, of his hostility to democracy, his loathing of honor, and his disordered mind. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Trump’s Monumental Obsession
The president fantasizes about a capital city full of memorials—to himself.
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My good boy is having some health issues. Growths in his ear mean that at best, they’re going to have to do an ablation and he will lose hearing in that ear. At worst, the growths are tumors. 😢
A very good boy
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
An anti-Trump group I'm in has been having a vigorous debate over whether Trump’s 2nd term will end in Jan 2027 or Jan 2028. Yes, those are the two choices they're debating between. Maybe GOTV was a bad idea. SAHI (stay at home instead) is a really good option for some people.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Members of Congress from both parties should be demanding Trump undergo a full neuropsych exam. Enough of his crazy bullshit about passing the Montreal Cognitive Assessment.
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Dean Baker @deanbaker13.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wrong analogy, Carter actually did work. Trump is BLOCKING the money for the Kennedy Center, unless he gets to put his name on it. No one is asking him to do anything except get out of the way.
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A course of rabies vaccine lists for $125K. With insurance, that dropped to 65K. Source:my medical bills (Eventually the county DOH paid it for me.)
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 10/09/2026
Followed up by a simple "And I think it's frankly weird that Republicans are spending so much time and energy thinking about inspecting children's genitals, and I'm not sure why you're treating it like a critical or even valid issue for a US Senate race."
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reporting a bribe as income doesn’t make it not a bribe
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I could absolutely see him letting it happen so he would have an excuse to do… everything that’s being done
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Emily Moin @emilymoin.com · 04/09/2026
Hey remember when the DoD made flu vaccines optional and then hundreds of service members got the flu in June
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And this is why Cialdini added “Unity” to his principles of influence
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why no parasailing?
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This. Except long naps instead of travel.
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's the wrong country for lots of us but still: perhaps of interest for people in Canada. Michael Geist knows his shit, and if he says this is a feasible outcome then pay attention. Also, you know he'll follow the case.
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Unleashing the Trolls: Ontario Court Opens the Door to Liability for Influencers Who Weaponize Their Audiences - Michael Geist
The legislative efforts to combat online harms in Canada have focused chiefly on platform responsibility, with Bill C-34 reintroducing a regulated duty to act responsibly. An Ontario court recently co...
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Imagine being such a horrible person that every time someone else dies, people collectively are disappointed that it wasn't you.
Imagine being such a horrible person that every time someone else dies, people collectively are disappointed that it wasn't you.
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That’s an insane amount of poison ivy. It’s at least ten feet high and twenty or more feet long. Not walking the dog along that route again!!!
Poison ivy
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m just going to point out that even HE hasn’t come out and said something horrible about Dolly. And you know he wants to. He must be sitting there jealous beyond measure seeing her mourned by everyone
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Angel of Death keeps coming for 80 year olds and taking the wrong ones
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Ambassador Luis G. Moreno (ret) @ambassadormoreno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was all the good things America used to stand for. May her memory be a blessing. Also, for Spanish speakers, “la mala hierba nunca muere.”
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today is a national day of mourning
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/08/2026
I love Minneapolis
Jake Lang, a Nazi asshole, getting his ass picturesquely whooped in downtown Minneapolis by a person dressed as Spider-Man

I cannot overstate how much this photo looks like a comic book cover

Photo credit Chris Juhn Photography
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Brilliant
Is my boss a communist?
I think my boss might be a communist. So a while ago, l got my first paycheck at my new job at a fast food place. I guess it wasn't too bad, but I did the math and figured out that I sold a lot more food per hour than I got paid for, even when you account for the price of the food. When I tried to talk to him about it, he said we're all part of one big team, but some people get paid more than others. This is suspiciously close to the famous
"some are more equal than others" from my favorite book, Animal Farm and is what really got me thinking about this. We make the money, and then he takes it and gives it to someone else who doesn't even work!
I'm no economist, but this is textbook socialism. I think I've come to the conclusion that the best way for me to combat these socialist business practices would be teaming up with my fellow workers unify out power and demonstrate that we understand the full value of our labor. Anyone else have similar experiences with obviously Marxist bosses before, or any other advice?
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Tisiphone @tisiphone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Stabby is one of the kindest, most generous women I'm fortunate enough to know. I've seen her help so many in the past and am hoping we can help her. Donate if you can and please share - you are helping either way.
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bill Clinton is probably reading the news and thinking “wtf.”
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I saw this phrase Now you have to too Suffering is easier to bear when done with friends
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The people who do it are never the ones who *should*.
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The new Talarico ad is genius I’m sort of on the fence about whether the Gen AI is good or bad there. No one is going to think it’s really him. (Famous last words)
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So glad to see that no one is throwing a hissy fit. Beating Tom Tiffany is the important thing
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
White House staffers who were left on the decoy Air Force One:
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Dean Baker @deanbaker13.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It should always be mentioned in this context that National Guard personnel, who could be helping to fight the Trump wildfires, are instead doing clown show duty in DC for Donald Trump.
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If Mamdani was a real socialist, he would have confiscated the pied-a-terres and given them to homeless people.
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 10/08/2026
chat is this good
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Alex Finley @alexzfinley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The good news is: autocracies fall apart bc of their inherent contradictions. The bad news is: it takes a lot of time to rebuild afterwards.
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Let them fight dot gif
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It looks like CIA Director Ratcliffe is cooking the books. www.ms.now/news/cia-not...
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Former intel officials call for investigation into Trump's 2020 election document dump
One of the 58 documents Trump declassified and published online is drawing scrutiny from former intelligence officials who want more public information about when and why it was written.
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I find myself wondering why no one has mentioned that the year Trump drives all the skilled vegetable pickers out of the country, we just happen to get a food-borne parasite problem. What an unfortunate coincidence. Correlation can’t possibly mean causation in this case.
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Mike Behr @mabehr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Plus people hallucinated policies and positions she didn’t hold
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/07/2026
1956 Republican National platform.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stuff like this is why I, as a Jewish-American, have no problem criticizing the Israeli GOVERNMENT distinct from Israel the country.
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Maggie @maggiejean-2.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I don't understand the hate towards Taco Bell. They don't grow the lettuce, they just buy it. Bitch about Taylor Farms.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Spartans were weirdo pederasts
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