Reposted by M4 × 12mmEndless Night @endlessnight.bsky.social · 09/06/2026On the joss money phone using joss Wechat pleading with the ancestors not to send all the joss money I've been burning to scammers promising to erase their names from the ledger of reincarnation for a small fee of 2 trillion Mao LeBron dollars 052
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026memories of grandfather at breakfasts every morning, reading the day's MMORPG patch notes 020
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026pulling over the car and turning on my cognito hazards 121
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Looks like you've been having a really hard time buddy. I know it's been tough. Have you tried Consulting the Annalects? 020
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Burying 50 LessWrong scholar-advisors under the foundation of my palace after their Bayesian divinations fail to predict a successful IPO in a rival state 011
Reposted by M4 × 12mmmartha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026chilling with homeboy most ancient 111126
Reposted by M4 × 12mmBusiaco @busia.co · 10/10/2026Earthquake did 500000000000 damage to my hut. 0699
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You have no idea what awaits in the world of rare citrus my man 020
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Everyone's lying to me about pawpaws no way that's shit's real 020
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Everyone's always always like: Borges - labyrinths, infinity, recursion No one warned me about the real cool shit: Borges - Jews, The Irish 020
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Smoking that shit that surfaces creative insights and no negative thoughts whatsoever 020
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Empirically determining whether the algae in the office brita pitcher is a poison resist or stamina regen buff. 020
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Activist short-sellers just published a dossier on your shit and they're saying you smoke mid 120
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Trust me bro you just haven't balanced your portfolio this portfolio is more indica heavy I promise bro 120
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Post-heavy squat headrush got me sending old friends tender and heartwarming messages 020
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026customer rewards data analysts have never seen a price sensitive fast food consumer with thrifty swag like me 010
M4 × 12mm @m4x12shcs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We installed an untested platform puzzle in the office kitchenette and one of the interns got softlocked during lunch. 050
