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mallard 🦆

@m4ll4rd.bsky.social
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smartest 6’3 gay man on bluesky 📍 Orlando, Fl // 🇵🇷 www.instagram.com/malikhidillon/pro…

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Higher than giraffe coochie
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Good morning everyone
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Sustenance
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
So hungry
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dwreck @d-wreck.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’ll never forgive millennial gays for letting artpop flop
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
stan loona
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
YEEEAAAHHHH
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hi
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Drunk (again)
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This silly boy graduated lifeguard school today
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Drivin so fast bout to piss on myself
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
High as fuck listening to girls generation
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Compression shirt, grey sweats, and NO UNDERWEAR
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Heyy :p
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Latina niiiight
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
How’s your day going??
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
What’s up! What’s uppp?
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
How’re youuu?
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
HI! :p
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman is holding a dog with its mouth wide open
ALT: a woman is holding a dog with its mouth wide open
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Hiii
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I didn’t tell her to save it 🤷‍♂️
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Who up?
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I bet you want my goodies
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Video??
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
That too!!
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
They’re so heavy!!
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
YUUPP
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Poppers should be more easily accessible
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Packed my first cone :p
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Kermit sewer slide 😭😭
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I shouldn’t wanna 🐸🕳️🛝 before work everyday
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It’s kinda crazy how once I finally busted a nut, the weather got warmer
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son-of-a-pizza-man @linguinilover01.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hello
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Before you say, “Diva down,” you have to ask yourself, “Was the diva ever up?”
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Yeth
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Throw the book at me!
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
thank you :p
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Oh hey!!
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Hi
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Heyyyy
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I blame those typing programs they tried to use in elementary school
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I think the chemicals from cleaning the bathroom are taking over
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
WE LOVE YOU POLLO TROPICAL
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The unemployment rate must be extremely high in Florida
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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I never learned how to type on a computer the correct way
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edward elric @cruelangeltwink.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Hello gay people in my phone
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