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dwreck @d-wreck.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I’ll never forgive millennial gays for letting artpop flop

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

This silly boy graduated lifeguard school today

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

High as fuck listening to girls generation

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Compression shirt, grey sweats, and NO UNDERWEAR

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Poppers should be more easily accessible

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I shouldn’t wanna 🐸🕳️🛝 before work everyday

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

It’s kinda crazy how once I finally busted a nut, the weather got warmer

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Before you say, “Diva down,” you have to ask yourself, “Was the diva ever up?”

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I think the chemicals from cleaning the bathroom are taking over

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

The unemployment rate must be extremely high in Florida

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I never learned how to type on a computer the correct way

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edward elric @cruelangeltwink.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Hello gay people in my phone

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

DONT drop that thun thun thun

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Need a gym bro to take my pictures for me

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I wanna have sex with myself at least once

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Bitches hit their pen then suddenly wanna be in a good mood..

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Deadass if I see discourse on my skyline.. you’re out

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I’ve been getting good at shutting tf up

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I am terrified of peloton instructors

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Idk how many shots that was but yaaaasss

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

So how do I play a game that came out in 98 on my ps5?

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Coworker clocked me for being a Leo

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I have a feeling my hair is gonna piss me off today

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Pls stop inviting me to CrossFit!!! I have a job and enjoy my bones not being shattered

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Natalie Nunn is living my dream

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mallard 🦆 @m4ll4rd.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Girl put your pussy away it’s cold outside!

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