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@m0rkl.bsky.social
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I really could compile and edit my stories into an anthology pretty easily but unfortunately 75% of my brain capacity is still filled up with Stan and Ford Pines so there's really not much of a chance of it getting done.
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
uouuuauugh must I always suffer from heart burn??? everytime??? I eaties???? cruel
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I do wonder sometimes what would have happened if I held out through The Hell Job for the paycheck, but you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'll never know. Can't change the past.
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
it's like... Born to be Eurydice, forced to play Orpheus you know?
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
me: man why do I keep having vivid nightmares EVERY night??? also me: time for my bedtime story!!!
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I think Trevor Henderson came into my work today and I could not make myself ask him if he was who I thought but.... the knowledge that it might have been him will haunt me
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
shout out to the beautiful person who was wearing a slay the princess shirt that when I shouted a compliment about it, tried to blow a kiss at me and almost fell of their bike
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
tbh I think I deserve to just be the pampered, spoiled cat of a hot, evil older lady and not this whole.... self sufficient adult thing
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
As someone who looooves dancing as a stim, gogo dancing is great because it's like I'm getting paid to be autistic
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Hey so my apartment caught fire 🙃 Luckily, I wasn't home and my cats were not majorly injured. Still, there are vet bills, repair costs and moving costs to think about now so I've started a gofundme to help. Please consider donating, or sharing the link if you can't! Thanks! gofund.me/6060e745
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Donate to Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help, organized by Morgan Lerner
My name is Morgan and recently there was a fire in my apartment. Luckily, no o… Morgan Lerner needs your support for Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Can I just take a whole week of off everything to catch up on my podcasts? To do nothing but Sleep and take leisurely walks while I listen to my podcasts and audio book backlog? I'm tired just want someone to cook a meal for me and take care of me 😔😔😔
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Oh no everyone reaction to malevolent s5 finale got me worried.... gotta catch up 😩
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I'm totally normal for listening to Would You Fall In Love With Me Again repeat for three days straight YOURE the weird one for catching me crying to it while I walk the dog
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
anyways here's Jon Jon
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I'm trying to save money but I want take out 😭😭😭 I want curry I want pad thai
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Kate 🍄 @kateammann.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜
Digital illustration of a crow holding an asexual pride flag in its beak.
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Shout out to the emotional support animal that alerted on me at the park the other day... buddy knew I was UnWell and Expirencing The Horrors
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
😭😭😭😭 technically I can afford the will wood tickets but it would not be financially responsible .... BUT HES TOURING WITH FISH IN A BIRDCAGE???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! [ #art #illustration #mothkittens #🏳️‍⚧️]
I cute little pink, blue and white moth kitten struts its stuff on a delicate purple background. The moth kitten has pink wings and antennae, a stripy tail and a white floofy neck
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I feel like I seem normal but my stress levels are definitely not as indicated by the fact that I've started food hoarding again @__@
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My phone always tries to autocorrect my email to Morgan kleptomania which like.... yeah fair but you didn't have to call me out on it
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I don't want to watch anything new I want to erase my memory of watching NBC's Hannibal so I live through that all over again I want to feel alive again bro
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Wish I hadn't gotten rid of my character heels 😩 I mean sure they had blood in the but sturdy dance heels are expensive
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Anyone got tips on how to not grind your teeth at all hours of the day? And don't say "reduce stress" because HAH
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
UUUUUUUUUGGH WHY DO I HAVE TO EXIST IN A HUMAN BODY I NEED TO BE THE HAUNTING FOG
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
For someone who does not care very much for Bill Cipher as a character, I have a LOT of ideas for Bill themed burlesque routines
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I need to see a doctor badly but the fear of medical bills had me choosing the possibility of a slow death over a possible potential and a lifetime of medical debt 🫠 And there's always the chance that nothing is wrong! So it's fine!
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Everything is a mess and I'm flinstone-ing this car wreck of a life but I do think a nice collar and someone calling me their good pet would make it better
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Whenever I have a bad brain time I start singing Country Roads to block out the evil thoughts but its important to me that everyone knows I'm specifically singing the Brandi Carlisle cover
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Nothing like hearing a party outside below and hearing "Kitty!" And realizing they are referring to Jon who's sitting the window staring down at them. All while I research heroin withdraw. For writing purposes
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wikinoodles🍊 @wikimyky.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Stan themed doodles from sometime ago 🥰 maybe I will post here mostly doodles?hmmm must ponder on it #gravityfalls #stanleypines #mabelpines #dipperpines #waddles
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Gotta love learning more horrifying lore about your piece of shit narcissistic father 🫠
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇
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🌈 The Silly Billy 🎉 @imfeelingsilly.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
When men have their button up unbuttoned down their chest- like great, I’m glad we’ve established your a slut
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My hyper fixation really do be fixating... I was supposed to edit 5 chapters of a book but instead I've written 5 chapters about Stanley Pines Beloved
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Made kare kare for the first time ☺️
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Is it still hypochondria if I never go to the doctor about it
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I guess I'll start using here over any other social media but also the thought of having to repost my pics is a nightmare... imma do it but I'm not gonna like it Anyways here's some times I was hot
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Got sent home from work today because my legs could not support me 🫠 I'm getting worse and getting full medical assessments is too expensive and scary
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I think the route of Slay The Princess I just played gave me the emotional equivalent of a concussion 🫠🫠🫠 ow
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
You know for someone who writes as much as I do you'd think I'd be able to keep a consistent tense throughout a goddamn paragraph
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Sometimes I desire to chew on my own arms until I hit the bone and eat my own raw flesh is this normal or do I have an iron deficiency
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Death and Despair! Death and Despair!
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clacy2812 @clacyblep.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Drag Stanley request from my Kofi #stanleypines #gravityfalls
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TeaRosePedall🌱 @tearosepedall.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Stanuary 2025 : Angst #GravityFalls #StanleyPines #StanfordPines #Stanuary2025
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The toxic amount of caffeine is supposedly 1200mg and I've only had 1190mg so I should be totally fine right
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Thinkin bout how my acting teacher told us not to use our own real traumatic memories to portray our emotions in a scene because that's just retruamatizing yourself but as a writer that is our bread and butter so.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I wanna eat popcorn again but after finding out more or less what my reaction to it is called I also found out that my reactions will get worse every time I have one so like I could totally kill myself by eating popcorn and I think that'd just be a really funny way to go like I'd suffer but still
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99.9% Cryptid @m0rkl.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Can't wait for my hair to grow out so I can get Vitkor's gay little glow up jesus hair
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