Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 1mIndividual stalls is the way to go Image credit @assignedmale.bsky.social 000
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 5hThe 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time 141
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 13hMr. Bumble: do you think we are morally justified in flogging children Mrs. Bumble: look, if we didn't do it, somebody really nasty might get the job 050
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 21hWhat if NES Peach's hair is actually blonde but it just looks red because the castle is lit by firelight 010
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 21hMathematician here. These are wacko mathematicians; don't listen to them. Most mathematicians I know are very excited about AI's ability to solve difficult problems, and have been since Haken and Appel solved the Four Color Theorem in the 1970s 100
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Removing the cap will do nothing to save Social Security because people withdraw the same amount that they contribute 000
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Boromir: one does not simply walk into Mordor Frodo: woof Boromir: what did he say Radagast: he said it's okay, he has an alternate method of ambulation 010
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Some nights I stay up Splashin' in my bathtub - fun 231
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's hard to be a man when - there's a gun in your head - the gun is a girl - the girl is you 110
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Happy International Lesbian Day to all you lesbians out there 000
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Gotta churn out cannon fodder for the coming race war 010
Reposted by Matthew van EerdeSophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's never too late. 3467154
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Code explanation: - If I send a change to the cloud, then you are "behind" the cloud until you pick it up - If you have made a change, then you are "ahead of" the cloud until you send it - You can be both behind and ahead of the cloud 000
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Math explanation: - let A be a subset of another set B - A is "open" if, for each x in A, A contains a neighborhood of x - A is "closed" if, for each (x_1, x_2, ..., x_n, ...) in A with a limit x_∞, A contains x_∞ Note A can be both open and closed 100
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026No Unika, you are mistaken, you forgot your costume; you should try Bridget's sexy cat costume 000
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The latter half of the story is a series of increasingly elaborate attempts to block the detransformation 010
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Developers: mathematicians are dumb because they think a set can be both closed and open Also developers: this local clone is both ahead of and behind its origin 100
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Left All Alone Again Blues" by Anne Caldwell and Jerome Kern. This is a remake of the traditional Scottish folk song "The Bluebells of Scotland" - but with an added counterpoint www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k9K... 121
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have a long distance one I can point in your direction 000
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Texting has its own grammar rules - for example you should never end a short message with a period 000
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Athletes (much less parents of athletes) have no right to their competitors' private medical data. They have a right to - know what the rules are - know whether their competitors are following the rules That's it 0170
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Do tattoos show up for cryptids with heat vision 000
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is it legal to throw a forward pass to yourself 120
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The better you get at chess the more you realize how bad people are at chess 010
Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Setting up the redemption arc in the third act 020
