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Lori Goshert

@lzgoshert.bsky.social
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Ghostwriter, editor, and nonfiction writer. Floridian, former Praguer. I write about animals, surrealist art, classic horror, music, and life. #binders #cnfwriter she/her lalehtheghost.wordpress.com

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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My daughter wants to watch something else tonight (something creepier) besides #Svengoolie. Trying to get her to watch Return to Oz with me. I loved it when I was young.
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope we will be able to watch #Svengoolie tonight. Our TV reception has been horrible lately.
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There are storms in the area, and #Svengoolie is not coming in well, so we're watching Space Mutiny on MST3K. Hope to see you next week!
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I didn't realize Annie Dillard passed yesterday. Time to reread For the Time Being, which is one of my favorites and a huge influence on my writing.
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Buying my copy now!
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sounds like N’Famady Kouyaté will be a new favorite. He only has a few songs up so far; hoping he'll add more! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcDZ...
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Aros I fi Yna
YouTube video by N’Famady Kouyaté - Topic
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"How could you?" "Evidently, I could not" #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well, at least the capes go with much of the music in this movie. And the lava lamps. #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ugh, bad time to be eating a cherry popsicle, kid #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Speaking of the crimson plague, I wonder if the Masque of the Red Death is too racy for #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know it's time to take a break from editing when normal words start looking weird, or like part of an eldritch spell. 🙀
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We don't like Trilogy of Terror so might watch a back episode of MST3K next week and will watch #Svengoolie the following week for a sci-fi movie whose name I've forgotten!
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hello #Svenpals , we just got back from a showing of Mothra vs. Godzilla at our local IMAX and are now ready to watch #Svengoolie . It was the English dub, in which they referred to Mothra as "the Thing." How disrespectful!
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cue overly aggressive Medicare Part C commercial. I'll have to look up the Jon Oliver segment again #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hello #Svenpals ! We are back from Uzbekistan and looking forward to watching #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My essay "Swan Song" is live at Terrain.org!
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Okay, so evidently the "hand" is not the most unrealistic part of the movie. #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Gross; I don't want to see this dude's feet! #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Dude's such a jerk that I'm on the side of the demon at this point... #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Time to stick his hand in warm water... #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Dr. Victor, you must have patience... you get it? Patients! #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
He's saying "Why, why... didn't you offer me a drink too?" Such bad manners. #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Has anyone tried to count the double-entendres in the hose commercial? #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sounds like the director is the monster from hell #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Looked like the vampire in Salem's Lot there #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Not a favorite of mine (I like creepy, atmospheric horror rather than gross horror), but glad our reception is good for #Svengoolie tonight!
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Signal is bad, not sure if we can watch #Svengoolie. Question: Our TV is very old; will a newer TV improve the signal? Thing is, the whole rest of our apartment building is between us and the tower, which is prob about 30 miles away, so not sure what can help. Can't put an antenna outside.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I find it extremely difficult to believe that anyone experiencing what honestly looks like the apocalypse is going to regard it as a form of liberation or that anyone responsible for it actually cares about how Iranians regard it at all.
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Son of Frankenstein is a great movie, but we've seen it enough so we'll do our own thing tonight. Won't be joining next week either because I dislike slashers, and even with MeTV censorship I'd rather not show it to my daughter. So we'll probably be back for #Svengoolie in two weeks.
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The new local rock station (which is really good, unlike the two others, one of which mainly sucks and the other is okay) played both "War Pigs" and "One" this morning. Not sure if human or corporate deejay, but someone has a good combination of sense, balls, and taste.
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Fun fact about H.G. Wells and War of the Worlds. Wells was opposed to British imperialism abroad. He wrote War of the Worlds as a critique of imperialism, in hopes that readers would reflect on how colonization and subjugation would feel to them. A message still needed today. #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hey, Cthulhu showed up! #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Can something just eat this lady already? Please? #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Okay, why isn't the old lady leading the fight? Seems like she's got some skills. #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Does this store sell any industrial-sized cans of Raid? #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Took them long enough to try turning off the lights #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Can y'all quit whisper-talking, especially the main guy? #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
So Ace of Base allowed their hit song to be ruined by being in a fart medicine commercial? #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I thought I'd seen this movie, but it turns out I was thinking of The Fog, not The Mist. I haven't seen this one. #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Reception's not great, but hope to get through the Mist on #Svengoolie tonight. Our TV is very old. We've been thinking of getting a new one and I'm wondering if that would make a difference, even using the same antenna. The way our apartment is situated seems to affect our reception.
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Whenever I hear this music, I think "Dracula" rather than "Swan Lake" #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Kay commercials consistently have the most annoying music #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
#Svenpals who live in Chicago: Don't forget to vote for Svencoolie as the name of the snowplow! I would vote for him and for Abolish ICE, but I can't because I don't live in Chicago. #Svengoolie www.metv.com/stories/a-sv...
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A Svengoolie-named snowplow may soon be on the streets of Chicago
Voting is open now for the Sven-themed name, along with 24 other finalists!
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Our signal is terrible today because of the weather, so we're watching K-Pop Demon Hunters instead of #Svengoolie . Hope it's better next week for the Gorgon!
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
There's a basketball game on our MeTV channel. I'm not sure if it's going to show #Svengoolie 😢
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I need to stop calling Trump and his cronies jackasses. Jackasses are intelligent, hard-working animals who do a lot of good in the world.
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
My daughter and I are debating whether #Svengoolie also does the voices for Kerwyn, Boddy Sorrell, and sometimes the hand at the door. Anyone know?
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
A hammer would be better for that sort of thing #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Where's the Dianoga in this trash compacter? #Svengoolie
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Lori Goshert @lzgoshert.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Need some WD40 on that door! #Svengoolie
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