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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This dude is intense and correct
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Alyssa @lyssapearl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The alt text has me wheezing! “God botherer” 😆
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
A poster on 8.5 x 11 inch paper saga Fishtown fish facts: red lipped catfish or of ocephalus Darwini. Then a pic of that freaky fish with 4 limbs it rests on the ground and then the words “stg this fish real red-lipped batfish walk ocean floor with they flippers RLBF have RBF, not they fault
RLBF have a bioluminescent lure that glows to attract dinner 
RLBF lipgloss is popping, RLBF lipgloss is cool, all the fish keep jockin, they chase RLBF after school
RLBF got scales like armor and shine bright like a diamond
Red-lipped batfish will teach you how to dougie, I can promise u that.

@yaboyni
Take a moment
And and realize the moment 
You took has already passed
Thank you
See you next time
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Alyssa @lyssapearl.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Reader, I married him. 😍
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Alyssa @lyssapearl.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I’m gonna print this out on some nice cardstock, laminate it, and put it in the basket too 😆
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Alyssa @lyssapearl.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Going to my neighborhood book club’s holiday book basket exchange tomorrow. I built my basket around @scalzi.com’s When The Moon Hits Your Eye, so it’s got Moon Cheese snacks, moon bookmarks, a little star and moon magnet sculpture, silk eye mask, & Moon Velvet face masks. I can’t wait to share it!
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Peter T. LaComb Jr. @peterlacombjr.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Alexa+ adds little remarks when you add stuff to your grocery list like “sounds like you’ve got a yummy dinner planned”. Really appreciate that she said nothing when I told her to add gas-x to the list.
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