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Barefoot Contestor

@lynnettecs.bsky.social
5.3K followers 2.2K following 7.3K posts

Retired! Divides time between northern CA wine country, southern OR cascades, and Kona coast.

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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 6h
This is exactly how I feel about the Midwest rally jackasses laughing at the thought of LA or San Diego being bombed. When we pull your supports we’ll be able to have even NICER things for ourselves, bitches.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump normalizes the sickest shit. We need to put every registered republican on life long moral-ethical antibiotics after this.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If every Democrat candidate isn’t running full throttle with this in the next 12 hours I don’t know what to say…
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m glad to hear Sam’s opinion on this. When bad things start happening to him, he’ll be chill.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doh. Did this need a study? Family Thanksgiving wasn’t enough of a data set?
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The pedo data is already implied in the party affiliation
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love this for her!
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can’t practice too much!
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two faced cunt. America doesn’t need women like her.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That loser is a HARD 55. Lol
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know whenever they say ‘they’re gonna help teachers’ — one of their most despised cohorts of Americans — it’s going to be BAD
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lying shitheel
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what the Democrats do. Shoot themselves in the foot over & over again.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can idiots like this just die off like dinosaurs?
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Forget pumpkin spice. You got to get you some of THIS for intense autumnal enjoyment!
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶 ‘What a friend we have in onion…’ 🎵
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Glad you weren’t here last night! The sausages we ate were total brats and the cabbage was very sauer tempered. You would not have felt safe. Even the Dijon mustard was winey.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good. Now tound the rest of them up. He really acted like he thought he was getting off a few months ago. Glad those dreams are dashed. Die in prison you rancid old git.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well of course he would say that. He’s just a dumb felon.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Q: Who you gonna shoot with that sniper ammo? A: US… they’re planning to shoot people like us.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think you should take other
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unadulterated hatred for these fools.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Best laugh of my day I’m willing to wager…
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Please no poppin’ tags when you’re poppin’ him off.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What is this shit?
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me too
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe park Ron and Casey Desantis in there for a few weeks.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Butt plugs don’t pack flat.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kudoz to Momb
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes until someone among them sussed out all those big words.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The frequency with which MAGAts fall for this is stunning, but they cry you’re just a lib mean girl if you label it stupidity.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He needs to lose his job
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The INNNOZENS of those pre-helocobbering daz…
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I do believe we own the same cat!
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Probably the work of dear Natalie who can’t find even two downy feathers to rub together in that empty head of hers.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think their unique talents might really bloom in prison…
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Now more than ever: WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He’s the worst.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That’s brave. I’d worry about her leash recall because I’m a worrier.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does this mean she’s joining the admin?
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ll say it again: he’s a wart on satan’s arse.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That’s rich coming from literally a wart on Satans ass.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That ‘lady’ just exudes ‘trash’ out of every pore of her being.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Idiocracy!
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And by ‘end times’ he means becoming Peter Theil’s wealthy lap dog lackey…
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh he’s a thick one, no?
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Plus her dead brother is currently covered by healthcare!
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He is literally the face of sepsis.
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
THIS!
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He is so thoroughly vile but a significant percentage of our neighbors just don’t fucking care.
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