Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Close to finishing my Resident Evil hat 😄 (IYKYK👀) 🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️ 1180
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If not, always remember to hydrate, lubricate, and communicate! 💋 060
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My co-author @coopersbeckett.com of "The Pegging Book" and I will be doing a virtual class on the in and outs (lolz) of pegging in a couple weeks. If you'd like to learn and laugh about butt stuff, please join us on Zoom (Mon. 10/5, 7pm CDT). 🍑🍑🍑 forbiddentickets.com/events/the-t...forbiddentickets.comForbidden Tickets | The Art of PeggingLearn the ins and outs of strap-on play with authors of 2105
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You two are so fucking cute! Massive cuteness aggression 😁 120
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I went to a discussion group today about Neurodiversity and Polyamory, and it was 5 AuDHD guys and me (a neurotypical gal who seems to only date ND guys), and tho it was a great discussion overall, for about 20 minutes of the hour they talked about synthesizers... 😐static.klipy.comWhat Can You Do ShrugALT: What Can You Do Shrug 0100
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The first wing of my experimental Rosy Maple Moth cardigan is knit! Going to make a second one (but mirrored) for the other wing. If I'm completely sick of it, I'll knit up a body, seam them, and make it into an awesome shawl. If not, I'll make 2 more and seam the tops to make a cardigan. 🩷🦋💛 1270
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026He thought I was going to say something physical about dad-bods or how hot age gaps are or some shit, but NOPE, it was all in how they treated and cared for the women around them. I didn't see that in ANY of the men in my day-to-day life; it was basically a fantasy for TV and film, and it was HOT. 😍 090
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Was talking about how hot dads from the 90s were (Bob Saget, Bill Pullman, Steve Guttenberg, etc), and my partner asked, "What makes a DILF?" I said, "They all had daughters and respected women. They treated their daughters and partners like human beings." Him: That is the most demisexual response. 1141
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Hm, maybe the fundraiser should have a knitting zine with like 4 patterns, from super quick and simple to more elaborate and complex... 🤔 070
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I was actually thinking about knitting it sideways, which seemed easier and with less colors at once. And the triangle part would be knitted separately, then picked up as you go or seamed together after. 130
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I've been super impressed with people who are making the fox cardigan from Project Hail Mary as their very first knitting project. It's making me wonder if people will learn to knit and knit things that are somewhat complicated if the pattern is written straightforward enough 😅 210
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you were to create a knitting pattern for a LGBTQ fundraiser (think Melt the ICE hats) does the pattern have to be super simple? This is strictly for hypothetical/ fictional purposes, but I'm going to design the actual pattern either way. I wanted to make this, but it's a sweater, too complex? 🤔 6170
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Packing for the Midwest Retreat for Wayward Pirates be like: 🥰🏴☠️🍊☠️ 0280
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026A short guide on writing fanfic. This is from what I've learned over the past few years, and what would have helped me a ton when I started out 🥰 substack.com/@lyndzi/note...substack.comAnatomy of a Fan-FictionA fan's guide to writing fic 072
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I keep seeing a viral Monarch butterfly cardigan and thinking 🤔 but what if... Stay tuned, I think I have the right math and I'm going to test a few things out this week to see how it knits up. 🦋 1190
Reposted by LyndziCooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 16/07/2026Just had a sexy friend let me know that The Pegging Book is at the chicago landmark Women & Children First Bookstore in Andersonville! 186
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026New chapter of "For A Good Time: Call" with the final piece of art by @ndkiwi.bsky.social! archiveofourown.org/works/877444... Thanks for all the kudos and comments! I haven't written fic in a while because I've been busy with other projects, and it is so lovely to be back! ❤️😘 0157
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Stray calico kitten in my backyard 🥹. She needs a name. She seems too timid and shy to be a Calico Jack, tho that was my first thought. 🤔 5180
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Finished my #ProjectHailMary Grace cardigan. Just needs buttons (and for it to not be 90° out!). 🦊🌌🛰️👩🏻🚀🪨❤️ 2662
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026New chapter of my @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social "For a Good Time: Call" with more art by @ndkiwi.bsky.social! archiveofourown.org/works/877444... 1116
Reposted by LyndziNDKiwi @ndkiwi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It’s officially #OFMDReverseBang time once again! My first art piece was chosen by the amazing @lyndzi.bsky.social and they have created the masterpiece that is ‘For A Good Time: Call’. (3 pieces total were created for it). 1st chapter up now! archiveofourown.org/works/877444... 0146
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Wanna see the face of a girl who just signed a publishing contract for her debut novel?! 🥳🥂🎉 👇🏻 521492
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026No parent-child drop off this morning, so I finally get to wear my only-safe-for-work* shirt 😅 *I work at a sex toy store 1472
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I edited it down to 71 cocks, but I refuse to lose any more! 170
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026A beta reader suggested I use "cock" too many times in my novel. I just checked, and I clocked in at 79 instances in a 64K novel. That's like a normal amount of cocks, right? 🤷🏻♀️🍆 10490
Reposted by LyndziMelissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 09/06/2026This is actually the secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord 544569862
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Just have the sleeves and collar left of my Grace Fox cardigan ❤️🦊🌌👩🏻🚀🚀 #ProjectHailMary 4554
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026ON A WHIM, I decided to enter an Instagram contest where the winning prize was a free cover design by a *super profresh* artist. And, holy shit y'all, I won! So, watch out, my book is coming out this fall, and it's going to look amazing! 🤩 More details to come when I know them 😁. 2/2 14661
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Super fun development: I've been working on a novel (queer romcom, ofc) for about 3 years, and decided (for many reasons) that I am going to self publish. So, I'm investing in this project left and right. Professional copy editors, multiple beta readers, and I get to the cover art phase, and... 1/2 2631
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026It's my subtle OFMD dress. Insane foliage 🌿 and little Neds 🐆 😁. Paired with Rosy Maple Moth earrings! 150
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Only slightly waterlogged from the downpour that just hit Pridefest 😅 I found cover in the Queraoke tent. Can't see rainbows without a little rain! 🌧️💦🌈🏳️🌈 3390
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I just watched it, and I kept leaning over to my partner to say, "he's saying these things for *us*!" 😂 040
Reposted by LyndziLaurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I found this neat tool that lets you generate text and images just from your ideas. It's really good! 783573967
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 03/06/2026static.klipy.comDwight Schrute: It's TrueALT: Dwight Schrute: It's True 0140
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Finishing the audiobook for Project Hail Mary got me like:static.klipy.comStephen Colbert: Cry HappyALT: Stephen Colbert: Cry Happy 080
Reposted by LyndziRepublic of Pirates - OFMD Gateway Server @thegatewayserver.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Registration for Midwest Pirate Camp in Burlington, Wisconsin, US is open through June 26, 2026. go to midwestpiratecamp.com to learn more and sign up! 0105
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Adding these (designed by @deanbird.bsky.social) to the bunch 🤩 0100
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026There's a new pirate themed knitting pattern kit coming from Pacific Knit Co this June! I can't help but think 1) they chose Pride month for a reason and 2) all of these patterns can be altered into OFMD designs. 🏴☠️🏳️🌈😍 4667
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Oh, no. They're so cute but soooo complicated 😍🐍🧦🐍🫠 ravel.me/serpent-socksravel.meSerpent Socks pattern by Heinikki designSerpent Socks 1161
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I know lots of people who are going to protest, I hope they hear us! 😵💫 010
Lyndzi @lyndzi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Are you also in Milwaukee? Bc they just announced plans for one here too 😢. Predominantly black neighborhood, inner city 🤬. 110