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Yes that's my actual legal name. I make videos and do live streams for money on the Internet. Autistic, fibro, gender: urban fae creature 🏳️‍⚧️ pronoun.is/they lyinginbedmon.carrd.co

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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't go to Xitter so I didn't actually see basically any of the art or the original post about the age verification on Discord but uh... is that just straight-up disinformation? Was anyone cheering for it? Because I don't know a single person (that isn't forcing it) who is jazzed about the idea.
Screenshot of a Discord post from Xitter reading: "when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs"

Clipped from the post is a rough image of company mascot Wumpus holding a thumbs up whilst crying. The image prompted a wave of memes showing Wumpus being brutally tortured because literally no-one was happy about this update on any level.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm a programmer with chronic joint pain so forgive my terrible handwriting, but my message was pretty simple: What happened to us?
We are committing genocide to put Thatcher to shame. Intolerance to astonish the Third Reich.

What happened to us?
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's been a game going around for a while now featuring tanks used essentially like fighting game characters instead of mobile artillery platforms, and it looked Real interesting until I scrolled down on their Steam page. This is literally a game about fighting off an AI army.
AI Generated Content Disclosure
The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Generative AI-assisted tools were used during development to assist with programming tasks and to create or refine selected 3D models. All AI-assisted code and 3D assets were reviewed, edited, tested, and integrated by the development team. AI-assisted tools were also used for selected Steam marketing artwork. The game does not generate content with AI during gameplay and does not connect to an external AI service.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It took basically the whole stream just to reorganise the tanks and piping of the chemical plant but then I zoned out and 3 more hours had passed and the yard looked like this. Pretty nice honestly.
A fenced-off yard behind a chemical plant dominated by a steam engine and various large fluid tanks, with pipes coming out of the back of the brick building and going back in from the tanks. Sparse vegetation is present suggesting the area doesn't get maintained often.As the previous image, but the fluorescent yellow lights along the fence are more clearly visible
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
By popular demand, I'll be live in 30 on the #ComeBlockHome server doing what I can to hide my machinery behind actual building facades. See you there! twitch.tv/lyinginbedmon
A poll with 3 options.
1: Making 1900s industrial buildings to hide my Create machines
2: Making a Create machine look aesthetic
3: Building a proper Nether hub for once
Option 1 has 7 votes and option 3 has 3 votes.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
She's done a decent enough job keeping her private life obscure, which I'm going to respect and not pry too deeply into, but I will note she's only 3 years older than me. She's a career politician but this is her first actual term as an MP and she's been thrown into the deep end quite a bit.
2024 official portrait of Darlington MP Lola McEvoy (Labour). She is a late-30s white woman with short brown hair and is wearing a pink jacket.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Okay, the jewellery is off and here's the promised thread on my MP. I still have to work with her somewhat over the next couple years so this will be me going easy, and I'll try to offer constructive criticism alongside the well-deserved roasting. With that said, let me tell you about Lola McEvoy.
Three pieces of jewellery. A golden hair cuff and a pair of gold and black dangle earrings resembling black holes with accretion disks.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here I am again.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also Jesus H Christ, they actually wrote "Inspired by... Starship Troopers" right upfront like we wouldn't realise they 100% did not understand the satire of that franchise. Such incredible loser behaviour.
Close-up of the OP image, reading "Design Inspiration: Inspired by the discipline and functionality of the Starship Trooper uniform, modernized for the guardians of the space domain."
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is what the Asakusa district of Tokyo looked like in 1945 following the US firebombing campaign. It spanned 3 years and killed over 105,000 people, virtually all of them unarmed civilians with no connection to the Pacific campaign. This is also what most of Palestine looks like right now.
Aerial view of Asakusa, Tokyo in 1945. Very few structures remain standing following a prolonged bombing campaign, with much of the area reduced to flat rubble.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Imagine having the audacity to see Present practically enact a newspaper political cartoon complete with body writing and think "hmm, this needs more nuance actually".
Want and Ignorance, as they appear in A Christmas Carol (1999). Want represents unchecked poverty and its harms upon the body public, whereas Ignorance (upon whose forehead is written "DOOM") represents the wickedness and cruelty that follows from wilfully ignoring the needs and wellbeing of others. Want huddles close to the Ghost of Christmas Present, whilst Ignorance is almost physically restrained by him as he warns Ebenezer Scrooge of the threat they both pose.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's pretty obvious when they're side-by-side but yes, Alan Ritchson was teenage Aquaman and is currently more-book-accurate Jack Reacher
A side-by-side of Alan Ritchson as Arthur Curry/Aquaman in Smallville and, 11 years later, as Jack Reacher in Reacher
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Never let anyone forget what the 2026 Clacton by-election really was. It was a gamble to save face while avoiding accountability by a man sustained solely by dark money in our government. And through victory, he lost. He's going to lose it all.
From the Wikipedia page on the 2026 Clacton by-election:

The parliamentary standards investigation into Farage's finances, suspended following his resignation as an MP, resumed the day after the by-election.[115]
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Lemme run the numbers real quick... Across the 36 MCU titles released up to Spider-Man BNW, 67% of central villains die (or are at least widely presumed to die based on their final scene) within their first movie. That's less than I thought actually but still REALLY high.
A spreadsheet showing 36 MCU titles, their central villain, and whether they live or die within the same movie. 24 die versus 12 survive.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We're getting intermittent cloud cover but managing to snap a few pics via a pinhole camera my partner threw together
Initial eclipse, with the moon just beginning to pass infront of the sunA crescent shapeVery close to totalityComing back out the other side of the eclipse, just as the sun conveniently passed behind a nearby chimney
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
⚖️🖕
Screenshot of a pristine Minecraft world, with a donkey off to one side. The chat displays a message saying "<_Lying> FUCK YEAH! SUCK IT ONLINE SAFETY ACT!" as the user has bypassed the age verification imposed by said legislation in their region and thereby preserved their data privacy
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Finally managed to walk the entire length of a Pride march unsupported. Felt like the time for it. Didn't bump into our derelict MP, but I did come prepared.
A sign reading "Takes more tha salt to banish this fairy", held up infront of the Darlington market square during its Pride Weekender event. The Mercury symbol is visible behind the text.The reverse side of the sign, which reads "Times Darlington MP Lola McEvoy Has Mentioned LGBT+ People: 0. We Are Not Props"
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I may have just found the least valuable conceivable purpose for genAI.
AI-Powered Logic Circuit Simulator
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It might have been an error on my part to start a brand new Aeronautics modpack with absolutely no-one else controlling my access to it... I have done little else over the last few days but build this airship-come-moving-van... including eat...
A view of spawn, fresh and untouched, set in a small village with a cosy tavernThe moving van airship in its initial form. Extremely small and minimalist, able to move at a couple m/s across the entire half kilometre trek to a newfound base location, but carrying everything needed to found it all the same.A revised form of the moving van airship, now with two much larger balloons, and in dire need of much stronger propulsion. The rest of the base lies conspicuously under-developed by comparison.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Any cult engaged in illegal activities would not satisfy [the criteria of a protected belief]" - UK Equality Act 2010, section 10(2), explanatory note 52 This expressly means that transphobia, however firmly insisted upon, cannot be a protected belief because it attacks the rights of others.
Screenshot of the text of the Equality Act 2010 from legislation.gov.uk showing explanatory note 52, on the definition of a belief for the purposes of the protected characteristic of religion or belief. The text reads as follows:

The criteria for determining what is a “philosophical belief” are that it must be genuinely held; be a belief and not an opinion or viewpoint based on the present state of information available; be a belief as to a weighty and substantial aspect of human life and behaviour; attain a certain level of cogency, seriousness, cohesion and importance; and be worthy of respect in a democratic society, compatible with human dignity and not conflict with the fundamental rights of others.  So, for example, any cult involved in illegal activities would not satisfy these criteria.  The section provides that people who are of the same religion or belief share the protected characteristic of religion or belief. Depending on the context, this could mean people who, for example, share the characteristic of being Protestant or people who share the characteristic of being Christian.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Key element from the EHRC's own dossier on the Equality Act 2010, as to what constitutes a protected belief. Highlighting mine. Anti-transgender rhetoric cannot be classified as a protected belief because it is entirely predicated on degrading the fundamental rights of others.
The Equality Act also says that a belief must also be worthy of respect in a democratic society and not affect other people’s fundamental rights.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Success! We managed to encode a 3-bit randomised combination lock into datapack files and load it into a dungeon room at generation. This I feel is the lower end of what dungeon puzzles should be, so it's all up from here.
Minecraft character standing in a dungeon room from Cyclic Dungeons. They are surrounded by three redstone sensors with levers on them. A redstone emitter is behind them with an illuminated redstone lamp on top of it. Two out of the three levers are switched on.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pretty sure this just got implemented (because Various Oddities is over 200k downloads on CurseForge) but it's nice to be appreciated all the same.
Screenshot of an achievement on CurseForge for 100k+ downloads of Minecraft mods made by Lying
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
But sure let's not worry about the climate...
Screenshot of a Wikipedia news section, showing 3300 deaths from European heatwaves versus 2290 dead from two separate Venezuelan earthquakes.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Facebook saw fit to remind me that a year ago I stood in Parliament alongside @theabigailthorn.bsky.social in one of the largest protest actions in UK history. A year later, Abigail's latest essay calls out the conversion practices of the NHS, and Parliament cheers a ban that excludes healthcare.
Lying (a short nonbinary person in a wheelchair) sits next to Abigail Thorn (a tall woman rocking a white suit) in Parliament during the 2025 Trans+ Mass Lobby event
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Among many other fascinating educations one could take from the SpaceX stock price, I'm personally appreciating how much it demonstrates that absolutely nothing of material substance can change and still the value of a thing can. Proof perfect the stock market isn't real & shouldn't guide anything.
Screenshot of the price over time of SpaceX stock within the last day, showing a gradual-if-rocky climb up to $163Screenshot of the price over time of SpaceX stock within the last 5 days, showing a steady decline from $220 towards its current value of $163Screenshot of the price over time of SpaceX stock within the last month, showing a rapid decline from an initial peak at $225
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Accidental birthday gift from @vicksy.gg arrived! Won it by sheer chance after raiding after a Tunic stream. Hope it's not quite as sweltering where they are 🦊💦
An orange and white mug with a smeared cartoon fox face graphic
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If the context of this link doesn't include the phrase "went down with all hands over the Atlantic" I do not care.
Screenshot of the Trending bar showing, in #1 position, the phrase "Trump's Plane"
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I know it's completely unrelated but seeing my hometown market, surrounded by tatty plastic flags zip-tied to lampposts, festooned with more flags than I could name, is a really convenient middle finger to nationalist fascism.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Correct
Screenshot of post by Jay Axer that has been hidden due to an "Adult Content (Account)" flag. It reads as follows:
Be certain, as is always the case with things such as this, that ANYTHING can be considered sexual and can end in a blanket account shadowban under this.

It is easily weaponized

it is determined by an AI moderation system.
    
There is no accountability or recourse.

you probly can't read this.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Me, filling out the OSA consultation:
Age restrictions are not a meaningful method of control.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Yeah there's a reason I decided this script would be useful... ...trouble being the challenge at hand is actually still too big for it 😓
Console log from a programmable block. It reads:
Creation Item Sorting 1.0 \
 * 47 item inputs
Script execution terminated, script used more instructions than the 50000 limit. Please edit and rebuild script.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yep no I'm done. Hit the bricks @humblebundle.com.
Another generative AI bundle including guides for ChatGPT, Midjourney, the theft and manufacture of art, and other dreck with the opening declarative of "The AI revolution is here, don't get left in the dust". Fuck you Humble.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm subscribed to emails from @humblebundle.com because there's still a lot of good stuff there but I swear to Christ if they keep sending me packs stuffed with genAI like this I am going to wash my hands of the entire company.
A Humble Bundle pack supporting Make-A-Wish which promises to improve generative AI usage with better prompts. Instead of actually programming, naturally.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I'm still working on optimisation, but currently this entire 18-room dungeon can pop up in as little as just over a second.
Console log showing the generation process of a dungeon, concluding with the final in-world placement after 1.026 seconds of processing
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
For #mcartday this time around I have a progress shot on my dungeon generation project. Nothing in this image was pre-coded, not a single room or object was put there by hand, it's all the product of a succession of classical non-LLM procedural generation algorithms. Every corridor, every room.
Overhead view of a dungeon with its ceiling cut off to expose the internal structure. There are various rooms with different contents, flooring, and decoration. Blocks providing content such as combat encounters and traps are also visible in some.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Venture Bros had both multiple plotlines about male characters feminising for absurd reasons and a husky-voiced cis woman character who at one point explicitly defends her right to use a womens' restroom and somehow this tonal contradiction made me Even Less interested in the show.
Dr Girlfriend from Venture Bros is applying lipstick in a restroom. A girl off to her side says "Can I ask you a question?", to which she responds "Yes, I belong in here, I just have a deep voice."
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Space Engineers testing time. The new Economy II update adds grid storage but with some caveats, so I threw together the smallest useful ship I could conceive of and ran some trials. TLDR Looks like minimum retrieval time is just over 1 minute, max is just under 5 minutes.
A barebones small grid fighter ship. It has nothing that isn't absolutely necessary, consisting of only 11 blocks, half of which are its thrusters.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is your regular reminder that if you have a gripe with someone, however reasonable or severe, you do not get to take that as license to do to them all the things your oppressors do to you. You can be better than that. You should be better than that. You have to be better than that.
A still from Batman: Dark Knight Returns, showing the hero snapping a rifle in two with his hands. The word "misgendering" is super-imposed over the breaking rifle, as Batman says "THIS is the weapon of the ENEMY. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
1114 hours, 126 enemy faction ships sunk, and years of chasing it, I finally have the Legend Curse I've been seeking since season 3 when I picked up Sea of Thieves again. Damn it's good to win some days.
Lying's pirate character, shirtless with a blue bandeau bra, tight black jeans, and elbow-length black gloves, gives a salute to the camera outside a tavern. Their eyes are glowing and there is a similarly-glowing mark on their left breast just below the collarbone.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
McEvoy was directly contacted by me with over 8000 words on the full composition and threat of the modern anti-trans movement. She was directly addressed, by me, at the Mass Trans+ Lobby, the single largest protest in British history. And it's STILL crickets from her. An empty seat would talk more.
Screenshot of a TheyWorkForYou search of speeches by Lola McEvoy mentioning the word "transgender", showing zero results.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
His response:
Duncan Hothersall posted, 9 seconds before screenshot:
For the avoidance of doubt, following the publication of the explicitly transphobic Scottish Labour manifesto this morning, I will not be campaigning for any Scottish Labour candidates in the upcoming election, and I will not be voting Scottish Labour either.

#NoVotesLabourInMay #TransRightsNow
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Aforementioned creatura, which might be a unicorn? It's hard to tell exactly.
A plush toy of some form of animal with a bandit mask sitting on the edge of a desk beneath the Capcom station sign in Mission Control during the Artemis II splashdown
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Confirm: The Artemis plushy is still on watch in Mission Control 50 minutes before Artemis II splashes down!
Screenshot of the NASA livestream of the Artemis II mission return, showing a white Sailor Moon plushy on a bench behind the desks of Mission Control. Infront of Artemis the cat is a NASA staffer also wearing a Sailor Moon lanyard.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Whatever's going on in Wisconsin right now, I shudder to imagine the horror of it...
The Trending bar of Bluesky, showing the following headlines:
1. Wisconsin Supreme Court
2. Iran Negotiations
3. Political Concerns
4. Trump Threats
5. Trump's Policies
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Describe your bluesky account in a single image
Screenshot from The Ring (2002) displaying a grainy VHS image of a forest clearing with an open stone well in the middle. A white hand grips the side of the well from within and black hair is slightly visible beside it.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Successfully finished my fresh #SpaceEngineers scripting hyperfixation with a script that monitors nominated cargo containers & assemblers and orders up more items when they dip below a configured threshold. Weirdly it doesn't recognise prototech scrap but can craft it... not sure why there.
A view of 4 LCD panels next to a programmable block in Space Engineers. The left two panels display 5 construction components each, the top right a further 8 prototech components, and the bottom right a summary of crafting resource volumes. A spinning icon is next to Prototech Scrap, the only component displaying no availability.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It's been a hot minute since I've done any #SpaceEngineers scripting but I figured I'd turn my hand to scripting an autocrafter managing system and then realised none of the sites of ingame item IDs I remembered knew what prototech was... so of course I had to write a script to identify them.
Console output of a Programmable Block in Space Engineers. It reads as follows:

Scanning Large Cargo Container
> Slot 0: PrototechCapacitor
> Slot 1: PrototechCircuitry
> Slot 2: PrototechCoolingUnit
> Slot 3: PrototechFrame
> Slot 4: PrototechMachinery
> Slot 5: PrototechPanel
> Slot 6: PrototechPropulsionUnit
> Slot 7: PrototechScrap
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
He is in fact still going. The ego on this guy.
Screenshot of a Facebook comment by Councillor Jonathan Dulston, which reads: "Tbf that is better! Like I said last night and will say again…. NO OTHER COUNCILLOR HAS DONE MORE FOR THE LGBT COMMUNITY IN DARLINGTON THAN ME! That the facts! If you think I’m wrong please provide evidence and I’ll share mine!"

A single angry reaction is displayed.
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Possibly late stream, possibly no stream. I promise I have an especially good reason!
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