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lvl25sellsword.bsky.social

@lvl25sellsword.bsky.social
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she/they I like swords, pretending to be a grizzled sellsword, and making/playing TTRPGs, among other interests. Activate my sleeper agent abilities by using the phrase "Hey, so you do HEMA, right?"

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lvl25sellsword.bsky.social @lvl25sellsword.bsky.social · 26m
mine just says "big money haver"
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Spooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 3h
dang I checked and it says I have a fat juicy hog with big balls and breedable hips
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lvl25sellsword.bsky.social @lvl25sellsword.bsky.social · 43m
Not to be alarmist or conspiratorial or anything, but part of me thinks that a false-flag attack isn't necessarily out of the question for our administration.
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 4h
Lesbians telling their friends g'night over Discord:
A screenshot from The Princess Bride
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 1h
rotating the concept of kissing in my mind palace and nodding thoughtfully as i consider how to innovate on the idea and release Kissing 2
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember it was Trump that called for the destruction of 2 American cities.
Not Mamdani. Not El-Sayed.
Not any Muslim.
Trump.
A white, billionaire, rapist, pedophile.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 6h
POLITICOEurope (@POLITICOEurope) on twitter: "The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.

But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9"

Lane || Boot.dev (@wagslane) quotes: "Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 6h
The Setup Wizard (@mostl...) on twitter: "i must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer"

Davey Gunface (@DaveyGunfaceIV) quotes:
[Image of the character Xavier from Xavier: Renegade Angel standing in a desert. A white speech bubble tail extends downward from him, making it appear as though he is speaking the quoted text.]
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sasha De'ath, Classiest Lady On Deadworld @sashad3ath.bsky.social · 20h
Vallejo paints should be fucking ashamed of themselves. You're a PAINT COMPANY selling your ART SUPPLIES at a CONVENTION DEDICATED TO THE ART AND CRAFT OF MINIATURES, and you have the fucking nuts to advertise with a giant banner of genAI art? How fucking shameless can someone be? Disgusting shit.
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Ramona @alderdoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're doing a lot of doomscrolling for someone who has a bunch of unread RPG books on their shelf 👀
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Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social · 16h
some of you
a photo of a bunny using round glasses
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Matt Risby @thebadspot.bsky.social · 18h
A tragedy in three acts. RIP Tim
I want to apologize for contacting you. I understand that certain influencers just have their own beat and your spontaneous caustic response is entitled since i cold-contacted you. 

In the future, I will try to concentrate on people that respect live original creativity, and that take AI seriously as a movement that requires moderation by original work.

I dont understand what you get out of your attitude, but thats not my problem. You are the one choosing to be 50% wrong rather than 50% right.

I hope you feel less caustic in the future. Although my hero is Shakespeare, you may have your own grass to touch. If not, no problems. In america, disciplinary bigots indeed have free speech, and i respect your gatekeeping. Best of luck and thanks for your fast response. 

With grace,
Tim“With grace” is sending me.

I am sorry that mild pushback caused you to melt down and call a total stranger nuts. It’s given me some good social media material though and people are enjoying it, which is more than could be said of your game, so. Thanks!


Matt Risby
(he/him)
@thebadspotcastI dont quite understand why you are so spontaneously mean.
Sorry for emailing you. It was a mistake.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13h
[Screenshot of a 4-chan post]

[Thumbnail image of the T-1000 in a police uniform from Terminator 2 standing next to a metallic Terminator.] 
>T-1000 have you killed John Connor?
>Yes Skynet, I killed him dead.
>T-1000 my sensors indicate that John Connor is still alive.
>You were absolutely right to call me out on that, and I have no excuse for providing inaccurate answer. Let me rephrase it to better align with the facts: I have not killed John Connor. Here's why:
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𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖑 @mudnblood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Knight and Crossbowman from the Kingdom of Beaugencie, both wearing the yellow bend of the Aubinist faction.
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Deacon Blues @kaibutsu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I believe she should be sentenced... to write a letter about gun safety and the need for proper aim.
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Spooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
y'all notice how every week we all discover a dark and undeniable truth about the structures of power or we bare witness to injustice so nightmarish that we all largely agree to upturn all of society leave it but since all foundational power lays w the ruling class (the perpetuators) nothing happens
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Saoirse, Spooky-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️ @messer.dog · 06/10/2026
They (institution of my employ) are conspiring to invent the 8 day work week to make my life personally miserable
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Mercy Minx @mercyminx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Once again reposting the meme I made about this.
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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 06/10/2026
BECAUSE, trans-girl-in-hiding who’s reading this, it can also be as GOOD as you dream it might be. THE DRESS SHE GOES SPINNY. It rules so hard to be trans. It really does. It’s so fucking rad.
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lvl25sellsword.bsky.social @lvl25sellsword.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
placing my dagger on my enemy's maille and driving it through with my other hand. call that a stick and poke.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
slimetony on tumblr: "Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can't afford to raise a child"

teaboot: "Why would you have sex with your haters randy"

slimetony: "I'm not really in any position to be picky"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
machinegutsgirl on twitter: "people playing roguelikes

item that says "add 999 damage to your attack": hmmmmmmmmm its alriiiight

item that says "reflop your peeble": HOLY SHITTTTT"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
dreadwedge on twitter: "men will say "i think i could fend off ten pac mans by myself no problem" and it's like dude are you kidding you wouldn't make it past the second wacka. you would be eyes"
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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Spooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was newbie class at the gym and I took the opportunity to rally the banners and parade a little bit, love to see the company colors out!
It's a gym, and there's a figure sitting down working on a jacket over her lap. Behind her, arranged in a row, are 4 long, rectangular banners adorned in all sorts of colors and patterns.
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lvl25sellsword.bsky.social @lvl25sellsword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
8 hour work days my beloathed. Per-hour payment my beloathed. Gaps in my schedule my beloathed. Headaches my beloathed. i'm having a hard monday ig.... but then again who has an easy day when treated like this
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026
and-my-sword on tumblr: "a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god"
wolftoes: "She's doing shadow puppets and the knight can't see who's making them"
and-my-sword: "#knight sweating terrified: “ye god what sorcery is this”#princess: “hehe this one’s a deer”tags by @wolftoes"
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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sums up my feelings. 
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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Neo-Nazi Jake Lang again chased out by hundreds of anti-fascist locals who mobilized against a white supremacist rally.
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2026
henstomper on tumblr: "oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do"

henstomper: "oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world’s biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore"
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We better put this clue in our... Handy Dandy Notebook!
Steve Blue's Clues drawing Foul Murder on his Handy Dandy Notebook
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Hamlet Machine @hamletmachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are a nsfw knight, you must remain pure of heart and kink ⚔️💕
Grail Knight from Last Crusade
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Shtetl Dyke @minnietheyid.blood.gay · 05/10/2026
Werewolf girl DMs full of chasers asking for
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leo 🦈 @darlingthresher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so much of my life trajectory is owed to dice games and beautiful trans women
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Thomas Barbin @thomasbarbin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taracus carmanah!!! Known only from its type localities and specimens. Somehow we found one individual during a bioblitz last weekend. These are the first photos of a live individual, and is the first individual seen alive! Still buzzing from this find. #arachtober #harvestmen #opiliones
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G.A @gatheone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IH fans and Jontron fans are pointing fingers at each other over who's the real problematic youtuber i wish i was making this up
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖑 @mudnblood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Kriegsknecht from the Imperial Duchy of Österland, a heavily forested eastern territory of fir and pine trees, low mountain ranges, and long snowy winters.
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lumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
15 years ago when Apocalypse World was new and people were beginning to understand and work with it, it was seductive to look at "acting under fire" and see, not one basic move of several, but the template underlying all the game's moves. Like @kierongillen.bsky.social 's classic gag:
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
trans woman who gets dysphoric because her step-brother isn't developing extremely complicated psychosexual fantasies about her the same way he would about a cis step-sister
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ngl its crazy how there was a whole humanoid canid subspecies that died out in the middle ages because they overwhelmingly converted to christianity, became monks/nuns, most took vows of celibacy, and now no one talks about them???
a small ivory figure dated to 1500s denmark depicting a fox in a monk's outfit
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Juan (he/she/they). @mrrodriguez89.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
STOP. That shit cool as fuck!
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rpg safety tool: SCREAM REALLY LOUD
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