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Lux 🌸 Alptraum

@luxalptraum.com
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Journalist, author, podcaster, bon vivant. Literally OCD (F42.2!). She/her לפעמים אני כותבת בעברית כי אני לומדת עברית ורוצה להשתפר. תיקונים מדוברי עברית תמיד מוערכים. היא linktr.ee/lux

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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 5h
ממש נכון, הנה אני עם הנובל שלי
אני עם פרס נובל. זה אמיתי אבל לא שלי.
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 19h
Me in my most recent Israeli passport
Stern faced 13 yo girl who looks like she just joined the military
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 20h
I need to do like 30 more rows and then I start decreasing to shape the armholes around the shoulders. And then it’s the back! But now I’m out for the evening.
Knit shirt
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 08/10/2026
Put the back on hold and am stitching the front panel now
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 08/10/2026
Google gave me the answer but then also stuck in this dig
(Note: If you are thinking of the first Gen Z member of Congress rather than a millennial, that is Rep. Maxwell Frost of Florida, who was elected in 2022).
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 08/10/2026
I think I’m done with the boob section! Will try it on tomorrow and see if I need to add any more.
Knitting
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 08/10/2026
I have stitched 40 rows of bust, which is what the pattern calls for. But it also says if you have a larger bust you can add an additional inch so I’m gonna do like 5 more rows and see if I need more.
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 08/10/2026
Well I had to rip out somewhere between 250 and 300 stitches (IDK) but once I ripped out the one right above the hole I was able to use a crochet hook to do repair work. Basically what happened was that this is two yarns — a normal one and an ultra thin one — and one stitch dropped the normal yarn…
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 07/10/2026
I’m still ripping stuff out, this is what I’m trying to get back to. It’s very annoying but not upsetting the way it was when I had to do it on the last shirt, because now I know it’s worth it.
A hole in my knitting
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 07/10/2026
Forcing myself to stop for the night. I’ve got about fifteen rows before I split this at the armholes to work on the front and back panels
Knitting
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 06/10/2026
For the curious, me knitting
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 06/10/2026
For the curious, me knitting
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 06/10/2026
Have you ever felt attacked by a billboard
Giant billboard that just says “Jews.com” in red text on a white backdrop
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 06/10/2026
I mean she’s got a hot mom as well (hilariously the voice of King of the Hill’s Bobby Hill)
A young Pamela Adlon
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 05/10/2026
Twelve rows into the bust
Knitting
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 05/10/2026
Apparently it renders differently on other devices but this is what I'm seeing
Hebrew formatted in such a way that it basically reads as "Galaxy my sent from"
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 05/10/2026
Was mentally keeping track of my yardage today so I *know* my watch shorted me 75 yards, probably during the drill part of kick/drill/swim. Anyway, 2700 yards! Not bad for a 6:30am stroke/free swim practice l! I’m getting more accustomed to this early 90 minute workout stuff!
Mon, Oct 5
Pool Swim


Butterfly (175yd)

Backstroke (225yd)

Kickboard (300yd)

Breaststroke (925yd)

Freestyle (1,000yd)

6:30 AM-7:59 AM
1 New York

Workout Time
1:29:22
Distance
2,625YD
Active Calories
679CAL
Total Calories
822CAL
Avg. Pace 3'24",
/100yd
Avg. Heart Rate
120BPM
Laps
105
Pool Length
25YD
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 05/10/2026
What’s the matter with Kansas
A NY Times/Siena poll showing that in a handful of red state gubernatorial races (Iowa, Alaska, Texas, Ohio, and Kansas), Kansas is the only one where the Republican candidate is leading
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 04/10/2026
#feminist #BreakingTheGlassCeiling

BILJANA PLAVSIC DIES
The only woman charged with war crimes in the Balkans in the 1990s, she later said she "would do the same again."
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 04/10/2026
So even though I added 72 (!) stitches to the round it still takes about 20 minutes to do one row because - I’m just knitting instead of switching between knit and purl - my US 6 circular needles are 24” like the pattern calls for instead of 32” like the US 2.5 ones I was using for the rib…
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 04/10/2026
Increased from 180 to 252 stitches and now I get to knit in the round for 40+ rows until I split the front from the back
Knitting
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 04/10/2026
Okay this is pretty easy
Scrap knitting resting out kfb
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 04/10/2026
Finished the rib, sized up the needles, next I start the increase row to really start the bust
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 04/10/2026
Not enough Germans at People Magazine
The “Betty White turns 100!” people magazine cover, famously published after White died shortly before her 100th birthday
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 03/10/2026
My dream is to do something jellyfish themed. I found these cute jellyfish buttons online, but they’re 1.25” and the pattern calls for 1.5”. I could potentially make the buttonholes smaller, but can you help me find 1.5” jellyfish buttons? Bonus if they’re colorful. www.walmart.com/ip/Kawaii-Je...
Wooden buttons that are cute jellyfish
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 03/10/2026
Okay craft friends, see if you can help me out with sourcing something. I have decided that my next project is going to be making this poncho for my niece. But because I am EXTRA I want to do it in a way that feels very her, with a fun color yarn and some unique buttons. This is where I need help.
Child in a knit poncho
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 03/10/2026
Shoulda gone with “Hey! I’m growin’ here!”
Sign in a plant bed that says:

I'm Trying Hard to Grow...
Please Don't Walk on Me!
Thank you
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 03/10/2026
Felt slow which I am blaming on getting double vaxxed two days ago but honestly I still turned on a solid performance even with a bunch of kick and pull drills — like 500 of that free was pull (ad it was at least 3200YD, my watch shorted me).
Fri, Oct 2
Pool Swim
Butterfly (50yd)
Backstroke (100yd)
Kickboard (300yd)
Breaststroke (375yd)
Freestyle (2,350yd)
7:00 PM-8:32 PM
Workout Time
1:31:26
Distance
3,175YD
Active Calories
733CAL
Total Calories
880CAL
Avg. Pace
2'52"nooyd
Avg. Heart Rate
136BPM
Laps
127
Pool Length
25YD
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 02/10/2026
50 rows down, 15 to go. Should be able to finish this section this weekend.
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 02/10/2026
I'm sorry but why is Kyrsten Sinema's bisexuality relevant here www.thedailybeast.com/kyrsten-sine...
Bisexual Senator’s Married Lover Spills Why He Trashed Her Home
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 02/10/2026
Got up to 42 rows but making myself stop so I can sleep
Green ribbed knitting
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 01/10/2026
33 rows done, 33 rows of ribbing to go
Knitting
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 01/10/2026
You guys they found a way to make the AI lady even more creepy
An ad for “Ava the AI ADR” — who is depicted as a pale and skinny dark haired woman in her 20s — that declares that she is “Jordan Belfort’s secret weapon”
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 30/09/2026
Got my annual microchip injection
Me with two bandaids on my arm from vaccination shots
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 30/09/2026
Up to 20 rows. Each row of 180 stitches takes around 25 minutes to stitch.
Ribbed green knit
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 30/09/2026
In conclusion I am wearing a shirt I made today
Me, beautiful yet tired, in a pink knit shirt
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 30/09/2026
My neighborhood is about to be overrun by weebs
Brooklyn Museum has an art of manga exhibits
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 29/09/2026
16 rows. I don’t know why my photos keep making it look slanty.
Rib knit
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 29/09/2026
Washed, blocked, and ready to pop and lock
Knit shirt
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 28/09/2026
We’re at 7 rows, which is a little more than an inch. Hoping to get to ten tonight. Maybe more!
Knitting
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 28/09/2026
I don't have the energy to read this piece but I saw someone quote that Santa line applaudingly and IDK it comes across as antisemitic AF to me www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
The Situation Room connected the call. Biden jumped in. “Bibi, man, what the fuck are you doing?” He gripped the phone tight. “You think I’m Santa Claus? No Santa in Israel, pal.” When Netanyahu asked what he meant, Biden said he could cut off military aid to Israel with the snap of a finger, leaving the country on its own. Netanyahu retorted that Israel would defend itself even without the United States. (We later learned that he concluded from this call that we were cutting military supplies.)
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 28/09/2026
I feel like this one is gonna be boring for a while because it’s starting from the bottom* and just working a 2x2 rib for like 65 rows. I’m 3 rows in now, it’s slightly slower because I didn’t want to buy US 2.5 24” circular needles and am just using the 32” ones I have… * Cue the Drake puns
Green rib knit
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 28/09/2026
Finally did a 90 minute morning swim! Turns out my body definitely feels it when I wake up at 5am to start swimming at 6:30am (instead of waking at 6 to swim at 7) and swim for 30 more minutes. But I feel confident I will adjust.
Mon, Sep 28
Pool Swim
Backstroke (25yd)
Butterfly (25yd)
Kickboard (300yd)
Breaststroke (925yd)
Freestyle (1,275yd)
6:33 AM-8:00 AM
1 New York
凸
Workout Time
1:27:05
Distance
2,550YD
Active Calories
582CAL
Total Calories
721CAL
Avg. Pace
3'24"/100yd
Avg. Heart Rate
128BPM
Laps
102
Pool Length
25YD
Effort +
Moderate
Auto Sets >
Summary
Mixed
Fitness+
Workout
200yd
Sharing
2'24"/62
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 28/09/2026
Somehow it is still damp but looking good I think
Knit shirt drying
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 28/09/2026
The stage is literally a bunch of blinding lights, who am I, Jean-Luc Picard??
A stage with a field of bright lights against the back wall
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 27/09/2026
Seeing another play tonight but I don’t think Mamdani will be in the audience this time
Kramer/Fauci
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 27/09/2026
Was feeling anxious about washing and blocking but here we go!
Washed shirt set up for blocking
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 27/09/2026
Well this time I managed to go way too long on the tail but I got 180 cast on and that’s what matters
Yarn cast on
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 27/09/2026
Attempting to make this nasty protein powder into something palatable, wish me luck
A bag of frozen strawberries and bananas, almond milk, and Lunar Lifts strawberry matcha protein powder next to a blender
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 27/09/2026
Also for the record it is full on eggnog season at my grocery store despite us not even being a week into fall
Dairy case full of eggnogs
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