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Alicia Lutes

@lutes.bsky.social
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seventeen clams in a trenchcoat cosplaying as Gilda Radner. also a writer.

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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hi i wrote about 9/11 on 9/12 out of respect because some people have already told me that these thoughts are very disrespectful, lol alicialutes.substack.com/p/some-disre...
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Some Disrespectful(?) Thoughts About 9/11
I posted this the day after out of respect, I swear.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Nah, burn the establishment to the ground. Vote every single one of the centrist dems out of office. This is some fascist-supporting NONSENSE GARBAGE have ANY of these politicians EVER MET A HUMAN?
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Guys, I made a website!! Don’t ask me why I waited this long, lol www.alicialutes.com
alicialutes.com
Alicia Lutes
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh yeah everything is fine in Los Angeles/America why do you ask????
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wrote about how I have been doing lately, and it involves Charli xcx, ceiling squirrels, and keeping time. open.substack.com/pub/alicialu...
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What Am I Even Doing, I Wonder
A song in the bath, a squirrel in the kitchen.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I bake cookies so well it inspires squirrels to risk their lives and get STUCK IN MY KITCHEN FOR 27 HOURS because no one—not my apt complex or animal control—would help me remove it! lmao
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me: idk, I dunno if I am gonna have a midlife crisis like that Also Me: I need to change my entire life, career, and maybe move to a different country????????
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sometimes you just gotta bake some gluten-free brown butter black sesame chocolate chip cookies about it, ya feel me?
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You ever think about how wild the American version of The Death of Stalin’s gonna be?
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
LISTEN, the only thing getting me through this week is knowing that the Alabama Shakes are putting out a new album for the first time in 11 years ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
IMPORTANT WINSTON CONTENT ALERT
Winston the black pug mix shows off his very good teefs Winston the black pug mix smiles like the main character of a Pixar filmWinston the black pug mix looks up at you, laying in the sunshine on a blue outdoor rug.Winston the black pug mix sings the song of his people (begging for treats)
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/04/2026
I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Does anyone need some new photos of my dog Winston? @darthbluesky.bsky.social maybe?
Winston the black pug mix holds Alicia’s hand while sleeping with his tongue out.Winston the black pug mix sits in the sun (also with his tongue out).Winston the black pug mix looks at you to make sure you’re okay!!!Winston the black pug mix shows off his natural beauty in the sun.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I need a Traitors season that’s all psychics, don’t care from where
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I mean this is just SOME of what I’ve made in the last WEEK
Kumquat upside down cornmeal cakeBlack cocoa and cream cheese brownies with smoked sea saltBrown butter chocolate chip cookies with chocolate three ways (semisweet, dark, and white)Brown butter black cocoa brownies with white chocolate chips.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I submitted a script to my producers today that I am so proud of, that they’re so supportive of, that I think is so fucking fun/cool/interesting and original, that even if it never gets made, I will never forget having this experience and the confidence I gained from selling this fucking show!!!!!!!
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It really is so wild how a man can have literally nothing but they will still have the audacity. Like how can a man who wears the same shirt and sweatpants every time we hang out tell me that he’s no longer attracted to me because I don’t wear enough makeup or sexy underwear????
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Does anyone need some perfect photos of my dog??? Guaranteed serotonin boost or your money back!!!
Winston the black pug mix sits and smiles wide at the crosswalk waiting his turn.
Winston the black pug mix and his friend Chewie the tan and white Maltipoo sit and expectantly wait for treats, teeth out, locked in.Winston the black pug mix smiles with all his best teeth out while rooting for his friend’s kid all team.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I lost a friend and neighbor this week, and this is me trying to process my grief. open.substack.com/pub/alicialu...
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A Life Lived Like a Lightning Bolt
An ode to a friend and neighbor taken way too soon.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ahh yes, cancellation ruins lives 🙄
Screenshot of the press release about Louis CK’s new Netflix comedy special.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We’re baking a gluten free gooey butter cake tonight!!!!!!! 6pm PST/3pm EST on IG Stories!
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Going live on IG Stories at 5pm PST to try and wrangle up some dinner and chat with you all!!
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Starting this Sunday evening, I’m doing a twice weekly cooking livestream (one for baking, one for cooking) on IG (for now! May try to also stream to YT)!
A poster that reads “Lutie’s Chaos Kitchen: freshly baked. Streaming bi-weekly” and details that include “Tuesday Treats at 6PM PST” and “Sunday Supper at 5PM PST” as well as the Instagram handle @alicialutes and sketches of several food items.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
ICYMI?? idk
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Wrote something for my newsletter about my middle school bully, a man who went on to commit a brutal murder years later. open.substack.com/pub/alicialu...
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My Bully, The Murderer
A little bit of personal lore for the uninitiated.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Holy SHIT I RAISED $1,000 for CHIRLA TODAY! 🥹🙌😭
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
HEY LOS ANGELS DID I MENTION I AM THROWING AN ANTI-ICE BAKE SALE ON SUNDAY THE 8th?! From 10am - 2pm I will be slanging gluten-free and gluten-full baked goods I and a few friends make to benefit CHIR-LA!! Will also accept any donations to the cause! My goods are LEGIT and YES WINSTON WILL BE THERE!
Venmo for @alicia-lutes for donations for her anti-ICE bake sale.A poster for Alicia’s anti-ICE bake sale happening 2/826 at 10pm-2pm at the intersection of w. 6th and Masselin in Los Angeles.Winston the black pug mix smiles and IMPLORES YOU to come to Alicia’s bake sale on Sunday morning!!!
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This Catherine O’Hara news is gonna fuck me all the way up today. SHE WAS THE BEST 😭
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The thing is, we’ve now spent nigh on a decade being bullied by the same sort of people who bullied me as a kid and YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TIME AND BRAVERY FOR NOW THAT I DID NOT THEN? Bullying the fucking bullies right the fuck BACK.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
News? Bad! Winston? GOOD????
Winston the black pug mix stands up smiling wide, excitedly waiting for a treatWinston the black pug mix stares in awe as he stands on his hind legs hoping for a treat!!!!
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WIRED @wired.com · 08/01/2026
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Times like these are when I get PARTICULARLY SPIKY and re-pissed off that so many of my family members have chosen to and continue to be cops.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Sort of insane to have our government hostilely take over another country while threatening to do the same to another, as ICE agents murder a woman in cold blood in Minnesota, and the press secretary and others rig public events that people are somehow legally gambling on in the span of three days.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
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Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This weekend’s news cycle has just been nonstop terrible. The worst of the worst. I dunno what to say about any of it, but Winston is here to provide two (2) serotonins to you each.
Winston, the black pug mix, looks out into the middle distance, his underbite gleaming in the winter sun.Winston, the black pug mix, closes his eyes to enjoy the vitamin d, his underbite gleaming in the winter sun.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This entire weekend
in the pit
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Every excuse about why they can’t pay us is merely that: an excuse. Netflix can have BILLIONS of dollars of debt and bid TENS OF BILLIONS to buy another media company? And then another company that is ALREADY MONOPOLIZING, who just LAID OFF SO MANY PEOPLE, can attempt a HOSTILE TAKEOVER?
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a white cat is sitting on a box with the words `` make it make sense '' written above it .
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box with the words `` make it make sense '' written above it .
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
wow it would literally be so easy for any other, ahem, blonde pop stars whose music these fascists have used, to do the same. Just so interesting which $tar$ have spines 👀
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Bari Weiss announcing her hiring at CBS News is 3…2…
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Today’s the first day in a long, long time I missed Old Twitter and being Extremely Online. HOD imagine the FUN Old Us would have had with this moment!! So many LOLs, all of them actually out loud!
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It was Winston’s birthday yesterday! He’s 4, but still a rascal! And also cold. So I got him a cool dude denim jacket and now he looks like he wants my lunch money.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I truly have nothing to offer the world social commentary-wise, but I do have this photo of my dog being naughty by sitting on a TABLE!!!!
Winston the black pug mix sits on the table like a BAD BOY!!!!Close up on Winston the black pug mix’s perfect, cartoon dog face!!
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The dog I am watching has so many costumes so we are having a fashion show and OH MY GOD WHO SHOULD WINNIE BE?
Winston the black pug mix dressed as a unicorn.Winston the black pug mix dressed as a lion.Winston the black pug mix dressed as a very sad-looking bunny.Winston the black pug mix dressed as a Jimmy Buffet fan and/or Trader Joe’s employee.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
But she’s not a couch????
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hi guys, happy Friday. Winston is not sure who got into the yogurt container but he’s determined to find out!!!
Winston the black pug mix looks up at the camera, face covered in Greek yogurt.Winston the black pug mix looks up at the camera, face covered in Greek yogurt, and licks his lips.Winston the black pug mix looks up at the camera, face covered in Greek yogurt, and licks his lips.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
My dog is a true master of getting treats out of people. He just looks at them with this face and the treats rain down upon him!!!
Winston the black pug mix smiles like the happiest little man in the whole entire world (which he is)!
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
What an era of history to be watching Reds for the first time.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Cannot recommend telling off a doctor that ignored your pain for YEARS enough. Especially after a female doctor’s blatant sexism completely validates it AND locates the source of your pain in minutes.
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Alicia Lutes @lutes.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Feels worth pointing out that I hope Bari Weiss’ reign of terror at CBS is a huge flop.
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