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LurkasaurusRex

@lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social
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Don't mind me. Just hangin around

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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They killed him a little bit. He got better
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Seems legit
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I find this kind of thing genuinely charming. Locals screaming at each other about pizza joints has been an important part of American culture for decades.
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's getting heated on r/maryland
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"Unwarranted aggression" as if we didn't assassinate half of their government
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Feels like Trevor Rogers has been cursed with a sisysphusian struggle. Even when he pitches 6 shutout inning the rock still rolls back down the hill
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Agree! Kind of embarrassing to admit to doing this, but adding a knob of butter and/or mayo works really well
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Blind loyalty to your hometown sports team is so much more honorable than a hater who claims to be "unbiased and objective"
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Avatar: The Last Airbender Andor Station 11 Doctor Who Bojack Horseman Lost Band of Brothers Mythbusters Firefly Succession The Good Place The Office Daredevil Brooklyn 99 Ted Lasso Severence might make the list eventually but I don't want to include a show that's still running
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I'm not defending AI but how does this not make sense? It's very clear what it means.
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
OBAA is one of the best movies I've seen in years. I thought Penn was great but I understand his character was so vile some people just couldn't handle it. But I don't understand how people don't at least appreciate the performances from Leo, Del Toro, and Infiniti. Just phenomenal stuff
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I feel like we need better subgenres to differentiate between "movies whose primary intended purpose is to scare you" and "movies that are technically horror but are not very scary". Sinners is not scary imo, nor is it trying to be. There are more jump scares in Lord of the Rings
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I can't even tell if this is supposed to be pro or anti sports lol
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Before anyone yells at me, I'm an Orioles fan so I can't really jinx a different club. It doesn't work that way
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
God help me, I'm starting to believe in these Mariners. Huge "team of destiny" vibes
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Great question and I don't know the answer, but I want to point out that more correct answers would not necessarily correlate to more knowledgeable contestants. If contestants started to achieve a different guess rate, Jeopardy could respond by asking different questions
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Lmfao what even is this
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Did you see that strip technique? This guy could play both sides of the ball
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It feels so good when a guy asks you a question and you respond "yes sir! 😀" one of my favorite things to do
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The lyrical genius of Rivers Cuomo
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
They should invent a kind of boss that is nice and doesn't hate you
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Good decision. You're getting the hang of this
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Red pill or blue pill, from The Matrix
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
📌
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Why should I give a shit about those chickens? It's not like they're gonna come home to roost lmao
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The Daily Beans Podcast @dailybeanspod.com · 22/01/2025
This is how you do it...
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I'm sorry but if Avatar is your idea of a smart person movie I am counter-judging you lol
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Idk why the allies had so much trouble figuring out how to armor their planes during WW2. They should have just looked at the planes that came back and put armor where the bullet holes were. Common sense....
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Anyway Seven Samurai is so cool
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I used to be intimidated by old movies because I thought they would be boring, or hard to understand, or pretentious. This is because I was a stupid idiot.
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Check this shit out man, it's gonna blow your mind Reddit.com/r/porn
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Man, I wish they sold those here. I have been waiting years for any American fast food joint to add a menu item that's actually spicy and none of them have the courage.
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Kidding of course, my therapist hates me
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Body dysmorphia isn't real if I pretend not to notice it* *This post approved by 1/10 therapists (he's a dumbass but he's my dumbass)
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Dealing with the small gut I'm developing over the holiday season by purchasing increasingly chunky sweaters
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Next thing you know they'll be trying to charge you twice as much. Sure, there's twice the beef patties, but there's still only the one bun. Don't let them fool you
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Did you guys know that the voice actor for Jack Skellington is Prince Humperdinck. Why did nobody tell me this
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
A fun thing you can do if you have a lot of followers who care about sports is post some disingenuous cherry picked stat that makes it look like a bad player is better than a good player and then watch a thousand people tell you to kill yourself while you rake in that sweet sweet engagement
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
A great feeling is when you can tell the IT guy thinks you're just an idiot at first but then they can't figure out the problem either. Like of course it would be better if they fixed it but this is much more validating
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I think this was my favorite comic of 2024
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Mangione? I'm gonna have to say it out loud at some point and I am uuuuuh not confident in that
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Do you ever just think about the time Freddie Freeman hit a walk off grand slam in the World Series? That's a real thing that happened. Crazy
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sorry, but it's naive to think this guy is losing sleep over this. He got $6m for a fucking banana. He's probably ecstatic
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts 🧵
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Gonna get you a big ol jar of your very own beeswax. So you can just...mind it
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Just want to add another anti-skeet comment here since a bunch of people are telling you it's fine when it is in fact corny
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Imagine telling a joke so bad people still talk about it 8 years later lmao
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
One of the best things about humanity is we all love eachother's cats. Like you might hate me because you think I have bad opinions or something but if I posted cute cat pics you would love them. And if you posted cat pics I would also love them. One of the few remaining unifying themes
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