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LurkasaurusRex

@lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social
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Don't mind me. Just hangin around

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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's getting heated on r/maryland
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Feels like Trevor Rogers has been cursed with a sisysphusian struggle. Even when he pitches 6 shutout inning the rock still rolls back down the hill
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Blind loyalty to your hometown sports team is so much more honorable than a hater who claims to be "unbiased and objective"
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Avatar: The Last Airbender Andor Station 11 Doctor Who Bojack Horseman Lost Band of Brothers Mythbusters Firefly Succession The Good Place The Office Daredevil Brooklyn 99 Ted Lasso Severence might make the list eventually but I don't want to include a show that's still running
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
God help me, I'm starting to believe in these Mariners. Huge "team of destiny" vibes
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It feels so good when a guy asks you a question and you respond "yes sir! 😀" one of my favorite things to do
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
They should invent a kind of boss that is nice and doesn't hate you
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Why should I give a shit about those chickens? It's not like they're gonna come home to roost lmao
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The Daily Beans Podcast @dailybeanspod.com · 22/01/2025
This is how you do it...
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Idk why the allies had so much trouble figuring out how to armor their planes during WW2. They should have just looked at the planes that came back and put armor where the bullet holes were. Common sense....
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I used to be intimidated by old movies because I thought they would be boring, or hard to understand, or pretentious. This is because I was a stupid idiot.
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Dealing with the small gut I'm developing over the holiday season by purchasing increasingly chunky sweaters
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Did you guys know that the voice actor for Jack Skellington is Prince Humperdinck. Why did nobody tell me this
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
A fun thing you can do if you have a lot of followers who care about sports is post some disingenuous cherry picked stat that makes it look like a bad player is better than a good player and then watch a thousand people tell you to kill yourself while you rake in that sweet sweet engagement
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
A great feeling is when you can tell the IT guy thinks you're just an idiot at first but then they can't figure out the problem either. Like of course it would be better if they fixed it but this is much more validating
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I think this was my favorite comic of 2024
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Mangione? I'm gonna have to say it out loud at some point and I am uuuuuh not confident in that
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Do you ever just think about the time Freddie Freeman hit a walk off grand slam in the World Series? That's a real thing that happened. Crazy
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts 🧵
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Gonna get you a big ol jar of your very own beeswax. So you can just...mind it
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
One of the best things about humanity is we all love eachother's cats. Like you might hate me because you think I have bad opinions or something but if I posted cute cat pics you would love them. And if you posted cat pics I would also love them. One of the few remaining unifying themes
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
one of my hobbies is googling words I 100% definitely already know the meaning of, just to be sure
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
People are definitely less mean on Bluesky vs Twitter, but they are also much worse at discerning when someone is shitposting vs being earnest, and I'm beginning to think those traits are connected
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Arguing with my sister in the family group chat about which hallucinogenic drug we should spike the punch with at Thanksgiving. Mom is not enjoying it lol
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Me and the boys got our asses kicked in Valheim last night. Disgraceful performance, frankly. Any self-respecting viking would be ashamed of dying to fulings that many times
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
recently started rewatching Lost and there's a lot to be said about how good that show was but one thing that's impossible to overstate is how hot they all were
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A fun day on Twitter was when someone asked what the load bearing posts are, and people just started sharing their favorite posts, and then some people got mad and started arguing the semantics of what a "load bearing post" is, as if that's a real thing
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Is this one of those "Bluesky Elder" people I've been hearing so much about
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If the sports people finish migrating here there will basically be no reason to go to the bird app ever again
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Added a little shrimp paste and fish sauce to my NeoGuri ramen tonight. Genuinely did add some depth of flavor, but a little too salty. Probably want to add a little less of the seasoning pack it comes with. Will continue to experiment
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Threw on a couple episodes of Seinfield tonight. I know the guy is cringe now but you can't deny...show was pretty good
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
made eye contact with a cute girl for 0.2 seconds today
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Weighing in
Subway meme
Dudes be like "BlueSky sucks"
My brother in Christ, you curated the feed
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Last week I got stoned and watched 2001 A Space Oddysey. Would not recommend. Was confused and scared the whole time. Now I'm getting stoned and watching Asteroid City...hoping for better results
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
What was he cooking
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
The ancients really had complex, highly functional public plumbing and sanitation systems using nothing but gravity, which they didn't even fully understand yet. They figured out that water flows downhill and that's all they needed. Pressureheads coping, seething, throwing up etc
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
How did ancient Romans decide how big the aqueducts should be when they didn't know about Manning's equation? Was it just vibes based or did they like have a system...oh me, oh life, of the questions of these recurring
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LurkasaurusRex @lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Charlie Brown low key had hoes tho fr fr
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