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Lunch Pail Chris

@lunchpailchris.bsky.social
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My purpose in life is to be the best father and pet owner I can possibly be, treat my environment with kindness, and leave this planet better than I found it. In doing so, I stand against fascism in all its forms and fight for a better equitable system.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 3h
Our apartments were testing the fire alarm system today where my dog clung to me for safety & howled at the danger & my cat fled for a hiding spot where I later found him in the pantry. He opens cabinets. Made me realize that in a real emergency it’s going to suck rounding up pets to evacuate.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 3h
I could care less about rich oligarchs being investigated. I’ve been watching investigations go nowhere for 12 years now. Let’s break out the guillotines and make things interesting. The system is rigged. #LetsUnRigIt
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 3h
So this is just you opening a box of sneakers? 😂 I remember watching my kid watch YouTube videos of Pewtee Pie or whatever that guys name was & I was just gobsmacked by what this kid was doing to me. Like seriously kid we were punching each other for our turn to play & you kids just watch?
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 4h
When my kid was going through transition at age 16 in Oregon the school had nothing to do with it & her healthcare provider said it was at least a year of taking hormones & doing social transition before she could commit to any surgeries. She’s now 22 & detransitioning.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 4h
This commercial was of a young trans gendered woman who I was assuming was detransitioning, talking about how her school convinced her to go through gender reassignment surgery at age 12, & I was like that is patently false. I don’t know shit about Ohio but that is absolutely false.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 5h
I was stuck watching these anti-Sharrod Brown commercials here in California while watching the ALDS game 5 and I was like; this is the crap folks in Ohio have to watch? I thought the California commercials talking about protecting billionaires were bad. This country is cooked.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 5h
They’re really sticking to the poorer neighborhoods. Here’s hoping every Gestapo agent gets anal warts & dies a tragic death.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 5h
Christopher Columbus is currently in hell being ass raped by pineapples and shedded to pieces on a daily basis Handmaid’s Tale style by indigenous people. I can’t wait to get to Hell to torment him myself. #IndigenousPeopleDay
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 5h
I have a feeling it’s going to lose though. The money against it is obscene. Same with Prop 42. It’s beyond fucking gross that we’re being held hostage by these oligarchs, and even worse these plebs are falling for it. Revolution is long overdue.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 20h
I’m a Dodger fan and even I didn’t think it was a balk. Was that a Poly Market play? Sports are about to become unwatchable soon enough thanks to this legalized gambling.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 21h
That was the worst call against the Seahawks since the 2005 Super Bowl. The 49ers can thank the officials for that win. #FakeWin
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My grandfather bought a TV from Charlie Manson. He knew it was stolen, but told his family that he got a screaming deal on it because it basically fell off a truck. When Charlie Manson was arrested and on the TV he bought from him, he exclaims to his family, “that’s the guy who sold me the TV”.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t find Dems leading in Kansas as a big story. That guy is basically just a moderate Republican that wants to put the coastal states in line & will continue to halt any kind of progress. This guy is worse than John Fetterman.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hopefully it’s the retirement air bud where he just takes up golf.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That doesn’t really look like fighting back. That looks like just a lot of honking cars and screaming and yelling. When I start seeing these Gestapo pigs getting sprayed with bear mace and getting shot in the streets like dogs then I’ll believe we’re fighting back.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They will pose as my black cat on the bed where I will talk to them thinking it’s my black cat, until I turn the lights on and realize that I was about to cuddle a pile of my not-so-dirty clothes.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You’ll be hoppin’ for Honey Smacks we Dig’ em.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Instead we should just be in deluded optimism while sipping coffee in a burning house.
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April Fools Joke: 'It's Fine' Meme
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My apartment has been a sauna for over a week trapping me in my bedroom with the portable A/C cranking and then getting a mid month usage report from SDG&E that is over $200. I actually look forward to going to work just to get A/C.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Democrats are too fucking passive for the moment. Blue Dog Dems like Hakeem Jeffries need to go for good. We need radical reforms and actual fighters against this fascism. AOC should be in the senate as well as more fighters like her. Unfortunately they are mostly tied to the oligarchy.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Are we talking about the same America that was founded on the genocide of indigenous people, funded several secret wars to install ruthless puppet dictators across the globe, the same America that has been on a torrent of imperialism around the world for oil? We get what we deserve.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you want Gestapo pigs out of your city then it’s time to stop being so fucking passive and start fucking putting pigs down. Enough of this fascist shit already. We took out the fucking Nazis for Christs sake. We didn’t just yell shame at them or blow whistles at them, we took them the fuck out.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My favorite was Little League All-Stars on the NES. I always played California with the great pitcher Felix.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kind of like having a “general strike” on a Friday. A three day weekend isn’t a general strike. Americans are obedient little servants that are too passive to do what’s necessary for the changes that are now detrimental to our sustainability as a nation.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m beginning to think summer is never going to end. Thanks a lot humans for being so subservient to a system that actively destroys our planet. You realize money is a made up concept right?
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another year of not getting to see my dream NLCS of Dads Vs Dodgers. At least the Yankee lost.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I totally forgot about that catch in 2018.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s Miller ti…. God damn it!
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meanwhile San Diego was forced to close the game out with Michael King because Miller was out on Paternity leave.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stephen A Smith is a walking sack of narcissist shit who is completely irrelevant to all of society, but for some reason ends up in political discussions on ABC. Just absolute garbage.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You got that Kikè utility player card. When my kid started little league I asked her what position she wanted to play and she said all of them like her favorite player Kikè.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DV needs to keep wearing that shirt.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We should eventually evolve as a species to rid ourselves of the monetary system all together. We could even potentially automate our government. The real tricky part is obtaining the energy resources we need, & AI could potentially even solve that problem with free energy systems.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Including our planet. It’s coming down to an existential crisis if we don’t act soon. I think work should be optional for all of us & all of those things you mentioned to include healthcare should be provided by our government through tax subsidies on the oligarchs that control it.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well we need to change that. Money isn’t even real to begin with.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So it sounds to me like you still want to continue the low income part of this hellish existence. I’d rather robots take over my job so I can go surfing than continue on with a shitty system that actively destroys the planet.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean I got a chuckle out of it and I’m in San Diego. Not because I agree with him on any level but because I found it funny that some old man going on a rant like that is the president of the US. I literally laughed out loud when I heard it.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
America is seriously having its coming to Jesus moment regarding the true definition of freedom. We’re quickly realizing that this isn’t even freedom adjacent while simultaneously living through a gilded age where oligarchs just flaunt it in our face the riches that provide them true freedom.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Revolution? Or perhaps we’ll just have another go at it in 2028. I know it’s a word that just gets thrown around as if it’s some magical instrument that will provide a better democracy & a free society but we’re at a point in society where violence is the only thing that gets results. We’re cooked.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The roof shot from game one still bothers me though. That shouldn’t have been considered a catch. If a ball hits the green monster & bounces into a players mit then it’s not considered a catch. The same should be said of any other part of the stadium. The ball was in play & should’ve been a hit.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His last pitch to Churrio was actually a good pitch. A lot of other players would’ve struck out on that pitch. You just gotta tip your cap to Churrio, but Stammen had some good arms available for the 8th & he could’ve saved Miller for three outs in the 9th but he wanted to blow his wad early.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He was gassed. They really shouldn’t have had him pitching the 8th and the 9th. He was still reaching 104 in the end but his location wasn’t hitting the mark.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’d rather die in protest fighting against this system that is actively destroying the planet than just continuing the same thing over and over again praying for a different result. It sounds to me like you only give a fuck about your health and yourself.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The fact that you need to rely on this oligarchy to stay healthy is reason enough to revolt against it and build something better.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure thing hoss. Just keep banging your dick in that desk drawer and I’m sure we’ll just get different results soon enough.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eat them all. Billionaires shouldn’t exist. Trillionaires should be beaten with a rubber hose. The only way you become a billionaire is by being a selfish cunt that exploits the workers & destroys the planet. There is no other way to become a billionaire. #EatThemAll #GuillotineJustice
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Americans have too much faith in a broken system. We’re stuck in a two-party system where both of the parties are corrupted & doing nothing to help us. Since one party is less corrupted than the other we consider them our saviors & put the onus of destruction on the people who didn’t vote for them.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So because we’re such a big country we’re supposed to just accept the status quo & allow our oligarchy to continue destroying our planet? I can’t get the days off work so I guess we just have to continue banging our dicks in the desk drawer. It’s long past time for a general strike in this shithole.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’ll somehow vote our way out of these problems. Too much faith in this broken system among Americans. Not enough courage to break it and build something better.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s an entire secret society of white supremacists in the Armed Forces.
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