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Lunch Pail Chris

@lunchpailchris.bsky.social
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My purpose in life is to be the best father and pet owner I can possibly be, treat my environment with kindness, and leave this planet better than I found it. In doing so, I stand against fascism in all its forms and fight for a better equitable system.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 38m
Mookie should’ve tapped his helmet, and Pages should be benched for tapping his helmet. Perhaps just delegate the ABS challenges for Smith. #GoDodgers #WinForVin
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 2h
It’s funny seeing all of these #Dodgers Prospects playing in October baseball for other teams. But go on about how the #Dodgers pay for their #WorldSeries wins.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 5h
Until we start killing fascists, scale down our industrialization, automate our economy & advance our science to find free energy then we will never know what it’s like to live in a sustainable environment & we’re all going to cook on this burning planet. Hopefully someday you folks will get it.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you want to know how to keep a narcissist out of your life… it’s easy… just pretend they don’t exist and hate every fiber of their being. It’s kryptonite for them. If the media would catch on then our Trump problem would probably be solved rather quickly. Unfortunately our media is profit driven.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know I am the scourge of society being a white male & all… & I know not too many folks like me much being a nihilist & all… but I’d like to point out… I am Jane Doe I was sex trafficked as a child before I was even 6 years old. I was also molested at age 12 & I was drugged & raped at 20.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are a lot of posts about Cleveland starting a rapist at QB contributing to America’s rape culture and not enough posts about how the team their playing still pays homage to Ben Rapelensburger the biggest sack of shit of all. The #NFL is unwatchable. It needs to be boycotted.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We cannot exist without nature, but it can exist without us.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make him mayor of the US.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you want to change the rape culture in our society then start killing rapists. It seems to me that violence is the only thing that gets results in this fucked up simulation. #PrisonPlanet #KillRapists
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any man who says they’re an “Alpha male” is nothing more than a November Papa Charlie (NPC) male to me in this simulation. Congratulations you’re an alpha male, I’m a nihilist.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So far since 2022, there have been now 19 WC series played and only once out of those 19 series has the loser of game one went on to advance. That tells me the #Dodgers better get ready for Atlanta on Saturday. #ITFDB #DodgerBlue #BleedBlue
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My greatest fear in life is that I won’t live to see the end of this gilded age. We are just going to be stuck in this constant misery loop of servitude and debt forever while oligarchs get to experience freedom. There is no end to this gilded age without a war. #PrisonPlanet
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I miss games at the Murph. My mom’s childhood home which was my grandmas house at the time was in the background of this photo behind that big hill. With that said I think Petco park is probably my 3rd favorite stadium behind #Fenway and #Wrigley. I’m hoping we get a Dodgers Vs Dads #NLCS.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Those driverless Waymo cars need to learn how to cross the yellow line to pass cyclists. I had one following me on my bike last night for over 3 miles because it wouldn’t cross the yellow line to pass me. I watched 2 cars pass both of us. The Waymo eventually passed me getting pretty close to me.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re all imprisoned in these monkey suits and this genitalia between our legs are our slave collars. #PrisonPlanet #SweetRelease
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Desmond Stephens needs to be suspended by Big 10. He’s a dirty player who has to cheat to win. Just part of #USC culture I suppose. I just want to know one thing from him; what was he even celebrating after that play? It looked to me he was celebrating being a dirty player. Donte Moore had the FD.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The #Ducks are about to wear USC like the rubbers they are. #RamItInThem #Quack #Quack
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Keep it classy USC. Cheap ass dirty fucking team. If their winning it’s because their cheating and playing dirty. #GoDucks #FuckUSC #QuackPower
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
American fascists exist because they’re dumb enough to believe oligarchs are willing to trickle down their fortune to them.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My FB page is flooding me with Husky’s that are about to be euthanized at various inland empire shelter (which is where I got Mars) and I think I’m going to end up with a new Husky this weekend. My heart just hurts too much right now. I hate humans so much. #SaveThemAll
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m done watching NFL. I’m sick and tired of watching millionaire celebrities peddle gambling apps and calling some kind of trade market. Call it what it is; bankruptcy market. Nothing is sacred to the NFL. Just a shitty product out there.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s because it’s a rigged system. #EndTheOlogarchy #RevolutionNow
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m afraid that as soon as Democrats take power again people & the media will just stop talking about the abuses & atrocities committed by ICE. Democrats won’t do anything to abolish the department & adopt a more compassionate immigration policy, & people will just stop talking about their abuses.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dems also had their hands in this too. Between Clinton’s terrible “free trade” deals that outsourced jobs to exploit third world countries and Obama’s quantitative easing the rich got even richer with politicians promising us that it would trickle down to us eventually. #Suckers
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
America is a nation that says no to kings but yes to pedophiles. #PedohileNation #OligarchyRule
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No one ever says we need a salary cap in baseball when the Mets win. If the Mets were riding first place right now & looking like the odds on favorite to win the #WorldSeries then no one would ever have a problem but when it’s the #Dodgers doing it, then suddenly everyone has issues. #EastCoastBias
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kaepernick was always right and the NFL is a league filled with old geezers that pee a little when you punch them in the gut. It’s a terrible product not worth watching anymore. It’ll be a pay per view event by 2040. #FuckTheNFL
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You sure got a purty mouth boy… in prison this is what is known as a fuck hole. Now open wider boy.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The thing I remember most about 9/11 was getting dumped by my gf. I was insanely depressed & walking to work wondering how could this day get any worse. Then some car drove up next to me & stopped. The driver screams at me “We’re under attack!” Then drove off in the direction I was walking.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That 8th inning yesterday cracked me up because you had a position player for Cincy lobbing 35 mph throws & the hitters just quietly taking their fly outs to end the misery. Then you had Kyle Tucker come up to the plate & yell “LEEROY JENKINS!” right before he mashes a 33 mph lob for a HR.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The scourge of America today is Socialism! Now here’s $5,000. Get out there and vote Republican.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The American economy is powered by failure and broken dreams. For every rising star, for every success story there are 10 miserable workers who failed at achieving their dreams or failed to get promoted to the next level. This isn’t the land of opportunity & equality. It’s the land of failure.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ALL BILLIONAIRES ARE PEDOPHILES!! All of them. Not a good one in the bunch. They’re all raping children & they shouldn’t exist in this civilization. They’re also destroying the planet. So not only are billionaires raping children’s they’re also trying to kill us by destroying our planet. #EatTheRich
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
After watching the #Angels and the #Padres sell for $4 billion each, I am convinced that these owners are just winey little bitches about the #Dodgers and they don’t need a salary cap in the new CBA coming up. Arte Moreno bought the Angels for $183 million. These owners can pay the players.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Need more of this. I don’t care if it looks like a clown shirt. I’d rather be invisible to these fucking dystopian cameras.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I tell all my family members to just donate to this guy if they’re considering a gift for me. #DogsAreTheBest
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The only people who will want monuments built in honor of former President Trump are racists or his family who are also racist.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Next time these #Dodgers have bases loaded one out they just need to go with the suicide squeeze. I’m getting tired of making all this money on poly market guessing they’re just going to hit into an inning ending double play.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know we’re all a little gay, but things would be so much easier for me if I was just really super duper gay.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s Lake Epstein Files It’s Pedophile tower It’s the gulf of oligarchs fuck children #EatTheRich #RevolutionNow #OffWithTheirHeads #AllOligarchsArePedophiles
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
All I know is that during this mass extinction event due to climate change, I’m going to be laughing at everyone who thought I was just and alarmist as we’re all dying together. While you all are screaming and crying, you’ll see me laughing and pointing as we’re swept away by irony.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I keep seeing a lot of posts about hurricane Dolly hitting Mara Lago as if it were controlled by the vengeful ghost of Dolly Parton, & I’m guessing those people who post such nonsense didn’t have the first clue about what Dolly stood for. She was too kind to be vengeful and spiteful. #KindnessRules
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
After seeing what happened in Nepal it is clear to me that we are no longer in an alarmist stage of events, we are at a critical juncture and this planet is going to shake us off like fleas. The oligarchs want us dead so they can dwindle the population down and play savior. #TimeToAct is now!
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Obligatory reminder that there is no such thing as “responsible capitalism” and we literally turn misery into an industry that we can profit from. This is the industrial misery complex. #RevolutionNow #EatTheRich
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember how terrible 2016 was with the loss of David Bowie and Prince? Here we are 10 years later and it’s almost just as bad. 2026 can kiss my entire ass.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My favorite quote from Dolly Parton came as a teenager asked her how teens in today’s time should live their lives and she answered “teens should live their lives like it’s raining every day and wear their rubbers”. #LoveWins #KindnessRules #WeLoveYouDolly
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The world is a whole lot less kinder and loving with the loss of Dolly Parton. That woman embodied the true meaning of kindness and compassion. It really feels like the end days are near now. Rest in Power Dolly. #LoveWins #KindnessRules
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I would love to see a world where transportation is 100% automated, free to all, readily accessible to all (including in rural areas) and safe for all. With that said, I still get a little freaked out when I see a driverless Waymo car drive by me when I’m on my bike.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am eager to finally get to that day when I can finally make it through a weekend without having a massive panic attack and a migraine. I don’t understand why I’m dealing with these panic attacks on the weekends so often. It completely destroys my entire weekend. Time to remove the block soon.
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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You have to understand that homelessness isn’t a bug of capitalism it is a feature. It is the constant reminder to people that they’re one layoff away from looking like that guy sleeping in newspapers on the sidewalk. Oligarchs love homelessness because it keeps the plebs in line. #BurnItAllDown
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