Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Telling someone “happy number go up day” on their birthday before I get fatally hit by a semi truck 030
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026New torture idea: locking someone in a small room w a ps5 and a bucket and forcing them to play a vg I just finished and they can’t leave until they finish it and then they have to talk about it w me after 😤 I will slip a meal under the door once a day for sustenance 110
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I like using Linux bc I’m less susceptible to big tech surveilling everything I do and more susceptible to some weird little freak injecting malware into my hard drive on a system update lol 040
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026 I wish there weren’t any enemies in death stranding and the whole game is just walking around making deliveries while not being under any threat and it never rains and everyone is nice to me!!!!! 120
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Me: in my bed for 3 hours doing nothing My body: 🙂 Me: welp gotta get going I have somewhere to be in 5 minutes My body: shit ur pants rn 020
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Meeting my coworkers for the first time at an on-site event and everyone trans and gay and autistic asf it’s like a damn DDS concert over here 050
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Absolutely hate the term “Lunch and Learn”, Barney ass activity 150
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Getting surgery next month and I can’t smoke weed for two weeks before or after. Let us pray 150
Reposted by Lunafrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 20/04/2026hungry again does it ever fucking end 4302
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I had a dream that I went to the doctors and my bill was $87k so I went to a theme park and went on a beetleguise roller coaster ride but it was just some guy driving a little bus really fast around LA and yelling at us. After the ride proposed to me, I woke up w my eyes wet 010
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I don’t want to learn any more new things!!! I already know too much as it is im a genias 010
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Ok I think I actually found a job and it’s not evil or neutral but possibly good and will help people ?? Can u even imagine 3100
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026All my job prospects rn are extremely evil but also I am evil so they’re actually normal job prospects to me 130
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Eating at a 5 star restaurant with a director from N*TO tn so my last meal will be phenomenal before I get chopped up into tiny little pieces and put in the trunk of a Tesla. #worthit #thegoodlife 000
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Inventing a new type of clothing called “jants” (jean pants). thank you for the likes on this post 020
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 27/02/2026If you get a ticket on your car you can just take it off and say it got blown away by the wind 😉 happens all the time…. #lifehack 030
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Ready for a full day of adulting now that I’ve had my go-go bean juice 😂 #winning 020
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026You don’t have to separate your laundry. It’s fine #advice 030
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Woke up at 3am and couldn’t stop laughing at “grocery bag fulla poop” then I went back to sleep. Just a glimpse into my mine 010
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 10/02/2026If u never go to the dentist u will never get a cavity. Follow me for more life hacks 020
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Tumblers 👏 better 👏 than 👏 pumpers 👏 but y’all not ready for that conversation…….. 120
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 27/01/2026If I were president I would make abortion legal up to and including and also past 8 months. Also it’s free. I think u should be able to kill your own child without penalty at any point and it’s fine to do it. I could possibly even encourage it if that’s what you want to do. It’s ur life imo 010
Reposted by LunaBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/12/2025Things are going great over at X, The Everything App 82386608469
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 15/12/2025What sexuality is it when u want a relationship but u don’t want to hang out 000
Reposted by LunaJames Webster @hcmjmagic.com · 18/09/2025People are saying "cancel your Disney+!" like ummm i'm not a loser i have never fucking had it 216641
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 12/12/2025God I love having the best taste in media and entertainment all I do is win 020
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 10/12/2025On a 3 day streak of having some sort of doctors appointment. Will I make it to 4 ?? (Yes) 020
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Braces off in 2 days I’m gonna bite into an apple like u wouldn’t believe 020
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Remember when the pandemic happened and everyone started making rugs 000
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Eating chia pudding w a bunch of fruit and a liquid iv i feel like I could run for fucken president rn 000
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Remembering when I had to leave a party bc someone I pulled up with shit in a chuck palahniuk book 020
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I love being good at stuff and I hate being bad at stuff !!!! That’s why I’m good at every thing I do and also I never make a mistake and I’m going to heaven 😇 030
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 16/11/2025What if humans evolve to metabolize plastic and we clean up the ocean using all the plastic to make microplastic supplements that people have to take and it’s good for them. But then the president is a robot and drone strikes the whole planet and we all die lol anyways just thinkin 010
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 14/11/2025My dream job is I lay on the couch and someone feed me grapes 110
Luna @lunarsvg.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Every day I wake up and I play my little song youtu.be/SpF6oGEG8Qs?...youtu.beLittle Fountain - Samual Pratt YouTube video by Luna Siciliano 020
