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Luna/Serena/Sage

@lunainvidia.bsky.social
68 followers 558 following 82 posts

creative-type, dongslinger, fat femme PNW transplant, half-native, Spring Court. I cry a lot.

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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i figured out the world's dumbest pet peeve i have and it's people making September by Earth Wind and Fire jokes *on* September 21st. WHY WOULD I REMEMBER THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER? IT IS 4:56 PM ask me tomorrow.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Same energy as me getting on the bus and leaving despite the old guy smoking heroine telling me to come over and blow him. Like why would I take that guys suggestion and why is it news
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Old man at the coffee shop using SuperGrok and I'm thinking about how easy it would be to trip and throw my entire cardamom latte on his little macbook
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
do you think we're the only adult retail store to play the Clown Death songs from the Endacopia soundtrack on our speakers? impossible to know for sure
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(Yes I know tha'ts not a real thing)
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If I unlocked using 100% of my brain I'd probably just use it to save pigeons or something
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
hi jam
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If it's pure silicone, oil based lubes are fine! Plastic blends can be degraded by oil and anything with latex is right out.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
silicone! silicone is great for dildoes but you cannot use silicone lube with it.
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Ian H 💚🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 @muchechops.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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🍁🎃Eski🎃🍁 @eskiworks.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I'm so tired of this. Again, with emphasis; Sex is a normal part of human existence. Art is a normal part of human existence. Sex in art is a normal part of human existence, and is morally neutral.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
#reinathings
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
when you finally get to use the really nice box you couldn't throw away
A screencap of the music video for the Hoobastank song "The Reason", showing the lead singer looking pensively off camera in front of a pawn shop. The lyrics on screen have been edited from "I've found a reason for me" to "I've found a reason for BOX".
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
it be like that sometimes
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
- anyone whose only available contact for their brick and mortar business is instagram
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
people who are my enemy and probably don't know they're my enemy: - weird chaser DVD guy - lemonade guy - person on mobile game who only gives me 120 pearls if I hire them to get me pearls - the girl in the redfin ad I keep getting on said mobile game
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
his name was Richard which is my dad's name so you see why that didn't work out. thank u Richard-with-the-Honda-Civic
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
thank god for that one random hookup I ghosted when I found out his name, otherwise everyone i'd ever fucked would be in one room at the wedding I'm attending next month and I think I would have to throw myself into fraffic
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
ME: finally i have something I can post on social media for work that is very clinical and not horny at all (new brand of pelvic wand in, recommended by physical therapists and gynecologists) BSKY: this is the only post of yours we've ever auto flagged for sexually suggestive content. ??????????
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
okay sex/intimacy companies, no more products with "rose" in the name, okay? just don't for a while. thnx
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
fly safe!
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 22/02/2026
They scream “only two genders exist!!” But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨ No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
my period tracker app is like, we'd give you analysis but you're just sad and tired all the time, I don't think this is the hormones
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wildatheartseattle.bsky.social @wildatheartseattle.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
we are in fact ready for #superbowlLX #goHawks #12thman
A wall of water-based lube for sale. Hanging from the display is a black body form with lime and navy shibari ropes in a harness shape, and "12" pasties in Seattle Seahawks colors
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Return to Silent Hill wasn't that bad
the Norman Rockwell painting Freedom of Speech, showing a workman standing up in a council meeting.
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Divine Homoeroticism @korakios.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
HOT young gods in YOUR area want to CHAT!! ✨🏺👀
Three beautiful twinks touching eachother suggestivly while facing you with beckoning flirty eyes. Bright light illuminates from behind as well as seemingly eminating ftom the middle twink.
Their headwear indicates their identities, left to right: Dionysus, Apollo, Hermes. A flowing iridecent fabric surrounds them, uniting them as three of one whole. A divine trinity.
They stand among columns and clouds of incense, before what may be a bed, a lavish scene.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
being at work is hard
A screencap of my email inbox. Text reads: 
Honey's Place New Arrivals Guide - New Arrivals Guide
Bad-Dragon
Designed by Thirst. Perfected by Science. The Labs return 01/30/26! - Bad Dragon Labs will launch January 30th, 2026!
The Stranger Slog AM: ICE Executed a Man on the Street in Minneapolis 
SVAKOM Edge Your Way to Ecstasy - A Playful Guide to Slowing Down and Feeling More
VistaPrint NOW -> $15 off orders $75+ Our Buy More, Save More sale is back vistaprint® Ends Friday
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Coyote & Crow Games @coyoteandcrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Mark your calendars! Legends & Icons is coming to Kickstarter on February 10th! A tome of 100 spirits, creatures, sentient machines, terrifying cults, militant organizations and more for your Coyote & Crow game. Get notified! bit.ly/4sCMFPH #ttrpg #rpg #tabletop #NativeSky #IndigenousFuturisms
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Coming soon: Coyote & Crow: Legends & Icons
A Tome of Creatures, Spirits, and Characters for your Coyote & Crow Roleplaying Stories!
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Gearworks Productions @gearworksart.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
a poster for the Curio anthology comic, featuring Elsa Dunwick. #art #poster #comic #library #monochrome #curio
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wildatheartseattle.bsky.social @wildatheartseattle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
A porn DVD cover showing a threesome has been poorly edited to look like Santa and two elves carrying clip art presents. The text, originally "3 Ways To Play" has been edited to say "3 SHOPPING DAYS To XMAS"
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
candy corn to be back in stock... also white lace
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
.....I don't know what that link is
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I actually don't even know if I managed to copy it here, lol. but I just ran into it on a FetLife description and I'm like....wow. I can't stop noticing it.
like.mm
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Once you know how ChatGPT writes- like this, a very specific voice- you'll never be able to stop seeing it. Short sentences. Like a revelation. As if it has something important to say. Like therapyspeak. Even in event descriptions or marketing copy- it'll try to make some kind of grand statement.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
can someone invent an e6000 tube that doesn't split apart, rendering the entire tube useless, after three uses
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
a sketch of Zooble from the Amazing Digital looking sad and drunk. text says "I have no cock and I must cum"
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I like how Bluesky automodded the original image in this thread and not this one
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
this thread reminded me about my ex's favorite soda, pikes peak prickly pear, and now I'm sad
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
the house in the flashbacks is from Missouri!
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Colton Armstrong @colton-armstrong.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I keep seeing people trying to play down the payment processor situation, saying it's only the extreme NSFW accounts getting sacked. Well. One of the cutest SFW furry artist got banned from PayPal. What more proof do y'all need that we need to keep fighting the good fight? Also go support Nakufin.
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wildatheartseattle.bsky.social @wildatheartseattle.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
A screenshot of the voting page for Best of Seattle's Best Sex Positive Shop listing, with Wild at Heart surrounded by hearts. The graphic overlay reads "We're honored to be a finalist for Best of Seattle! Thank you, Ballard, for nineteen wild years. Here's to many more. You can vote for us on their website until 11/19)
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wildatheartseattle.bsky.social @wildatheartseattle.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*dusts off page* wanted to let everyone know we have the @filthyfigments.bsky.social anthology Transfixed in stock! Get it now while it's hot! (it will always be hot, but stock is limited)
A shot of a pile of books in a shop. "Filthy Figments Presents Transfixed, A Trans and Genderqueer Erotic Fairy Tales Anthology." The cover art depicts art of hot merpeople entwined.
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 16/09/2025
oh my god THEY'RE EXPLODING
The bottles of Kirkland Signature Prosecco Valdobbiadene are at risk of exploding, even if they're just sitting on a counter, Costco said.
People who have one of the bottles are advised to leave it unopened and to wrap it in paper towels and put it in a plastic bag before discarding it in the garbage can.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
for some reason, whatever AI thing that pushes out the cishet omegaverse slop they put in webnovel ads is really fixated on Eddie Redmayne? all the villain alphas are Edward Redmayne of the Red Moon Pack with his evil daughter Marcy Redmayne. Where did this come from?
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I don't know what Lenovo Vantage is but my cat really really wants me to download it
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ebi @ebihimes.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
There's something deeply unpleasant about an org which claims to be censoring games 'for the sake of women' going after creatives (many of whom are women) and trying to wrench their livelihoods away As a woman I don't want to be used as a shield for puritanical anti-art policies
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