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Lumpy The Panda

@lumpythepanda.bsky.social
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Most biggest biest nerdy nerd ever. Traveling, witchcraft, d&d, trekkie, if it's weird I've probably stuck my hand in it at some point. Also like to take pictures and not a shame of my jiggle jiggle body. Spirit Animal = Panda

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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well then 372 lbs if I keep losing weight I might actually be dateable 😅
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lumpy morning insight: Anything with caffeine is better than nothing with caffeine
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Cat
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mochi: ugh mia playing with their cards again
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Angry Cat Stare
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make it exist first. You can make it good later. Says Skeletor thinking this octopus staff needs some more work.
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 24/09/2026
78-year-old Scottish grandmother Cath Bowie, aka grumpygran1948 on Twitch, is now the record holder for the oldest female Fortnite streamer.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Self-improvement takes time. After all, you didn't turn into a piece of shit overnight. Says Skeletor knowing he’s a piece of shit but that he didn’t used to be so change is possible!
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
IT’S BEEN AWHILE BUT THE PANDA IS BACK AND HE’S LIVE Twitch.tv/lumpythepanda
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Menglanpanda Quẫy
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cat's are pointless - Ron Swanson/Lumpythepanda
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saw these pops in Walmart and I couldn’t resist.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My brain: don’t be a creep don’t be a creep don’t be a creep. Me: Mia sleep is important no matter what also wow Brain: DAMNIT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO ONE THING!
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Kung Fu Panda Po Staring Awkwardly
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Talladega Nights: Don't Put That Evil On Me, Ricky Bobby!
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just know I’m jealous
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Futurama Star Trek: All Power To The Engines
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Shrek's Suspicious Smirk
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Maggie Smith's Sensation in Downton Abbey
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
that day. Death happens. Even to people we don’t want it to it still comes along and happens. Thank you Peter Cullen you’re were the voice of my childhood the lesson giver. May you celebrate your exist with other greats in the beyond. Hopefully we as a species achieve these words. Till all are one
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Transformers Optimus Prime
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This may be a little long so skip if you’re not a reader. Thru decentish genes I can pull off looking younger than I am so some people think I’m in my mid 30’s. I’m not I’m 42 and the first thing transformers I watch was the animated movie where prime dies. I didn’t know it but I got a lesson on 
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Optimus Prime Transformers Robot Transformation
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Be strong enough to be gentle. Says Skeletor seeing yet another good one gone, and yet not the bad one we all want. RIP Peter Cullen.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No no no no no no no no no no. WTF UNIVERSE CAN WE HAVE ONE DAY JUST ONE FUCKING DAY TO RECOUP and prime too. FUCK
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Bubu Crying: Twitter Sad Panda
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know we just came from a day of sadness. So have a rainbow courtesy of Miami weather.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Crying Disappointed Penguin
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damn nap to wake up to the saddest news. You want the definition of working with a smile on your face that was Dolly Parton. So many accomplishments I know I can’t list them all. The world just lost another great. May her example show you can PUSH thru and achieve. We will always love you Dolly
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🙏
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
o7 good luck
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That tree has probably seen some things
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Saw something interesting today. Going try it
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In the comics it's even worse. In those she kills hawkeye, breaks up the avengers and reduces the mutant population to 10% of what it was.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You are resilient. You are competent. You will handle this. Says Skeletor always keeping a sword handy for these type of occasions.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Parrot Jungle Island (Miami) VIP Tour
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Mama Lumpy Parrot Jungle Island Capybra's
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't date people who make you feel like you have to hide your stuffed animals. Says Skeletor who will never hide himself ever again.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We are all fucked up. Some of us are just more honest about it. Says Skeletor who is never afraid to explain just how fucked he is.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fuck
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I just met my god tier gummies
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“We never learn we’ve been here before Why are we always stuck and running from the bullets?”
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Badgey from Star Trek Lower Decks Says 'I'm Badgey!'
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Boop Badgey
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just got done watching supergirl. I guess the age of super hero movies is truly over because this one was great and it should have not done so bad at the box office. 8/10 from me. Ten times better then tragedy of iron heart. One instance actually had me google superman/supergirl lore in a good way
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Throne @throne.com · 27/07/2026
How mods be when that first time chatter comes in hot with the "hi, can I ask you a question?😅
Meme of a calm figure holding back a crouching, grinning figure labeled “Let me at em,” with game-style sword and camera icons above them.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh god it’s still here
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Hilary Duff as Sophie: Do It!
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Jeri Ryan as Seven Of Nine: We Are Borg
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m still living with your ghost. lonely and dreaming of the west coast
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Tiny update to my supercon photo op refund. Heard back from company and refund is due n the way should see I sometime this week
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Voxtur Confetti Canon Celebration
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Home from supercon. Disappointed I didn’t get a photo with Deborah Ann woll but mama lumpy let me hop off n her’s with Barry Gordon (VA for Donatello OG TMNT) and he was awesome. Working on getting that refund but this is my haul and including a new Deadpool bong!
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So apparently ms woll and the rest of the daredevil cast was rescheduled to this morning so no photo with Laufey but A FUCKING REFUND IS COMING BECAUSE I WAS NOT NOTIFIED
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Made me a ramen bowl
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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