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Lumpy The Panda

@lumpythepanda.bsky.social
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Most biggest biest nerdy nerd ever. Traveling, witchcraft, d&d, trekkie, if it's weird I've probably stuck my hand in it at some point. Also like to take pictures and not a shame of my jiggle jiggle body. Spirit Animal = Panda

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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well then 372 lbs if I keep losing weight I might actually be dateable 😅
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lumpy morning insight: Anything with caffeine is better than nothing with caffeine
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make it exist first. You can make it good later. Says Skeletor thinking this octopus staff needs some more work.
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 24/09/2026
78-year-old Scottish grandmother Cath Bowie, aka grumpygran1948 on Twitch, is now the record holder for the oldest female Fortnite streamer.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Self-improvement takes time. After all, you didn't turn into a piece of shit overnight. Says Skeletor knowing he’s a piece of shit but that he didn’t used to be so change is possible!
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
IT’S BEEN AWHILE BUT THE PANDA IS BACK AND HE’S LIVE Twitch.tv/lumpythepanda
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Menglanpanda Quẫy
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cat's are pointless - Ron Swanson/Lumpythepanda
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saw these pops in Walmart and I couldn’t resist.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This may be a little long so skip if you’re not a reader. Thru decentish genes I can pull off looking younger than I am so some people think I’m in my mid 30’s. I’m not I’m 42 and the first thing transformers I watch was the animated movie where prime dies. I didn’t know it but I got a lesson on 
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Optimus Prime Transformers Robot Transformation
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Be strong enough to be gentle. Says Skeletor seeing yet another good one gone, and yet not the bad one we all want. RIP Peter Cullen.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No no no no no no no no no no. WTF UNIVERSE CAN WE HAVE ONE DAY JUST ONE FUCKING DAY TO RECOUP and prime too. FUCK
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Bubu Crying: Twitter Sad Panda
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know we just came from a day of sadness. So have a rainbow courtesy of Miami weather.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damn nap to wake up to the saddest news. You want the definition of working with a smile on your face that was Dolly Parton. So many accomplishments I know I can’t list them all. The world just lost another great. May her example show you can PUSH thru and achieve. We will always love you Dolly
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Saw something interesting today. Going try it
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You are resilient. You are competent. You will handle this. Says Skeletor always keeping a sword handy for these type of occasions.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
youtu.be/ZfH7Wp9NIhE?...
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Parrot Jungle Island (Miami) VIP Tour
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Mama Lumpy Parrot Jungle Island Capybra's
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't date people who make you feel like you have to hide your stuffed animals. Says Skeletor who will never hide himself ever again.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We are all fucked up. Some of us are just more honest about it. Says Skeletor who is never afraid to explain just how fucked he is.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fuck
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I just met my god tier gummies
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“We never learn we’ve been here before Why are we always stuck and running from the bullets?”
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just got done watching supergirl. I guess the age of super hero movies is truly over because this one was great and it should have not done so bad at the box office. 8/10 from me. Ten times better then tragedy of iron heart. One instance actually had me google superman/supergirl lore in a good way
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Throne @throne.com · 27/07/2026
How mods be when that first time chatter comes in hot with the "hi, can I ask you a question?😅
Meme of a calm figure holding back a crouching, grinning figure labeled “Let me at em,” with game-style sword and camera icons above them.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m still living with your ghost. lonely and dreaming of the west coast
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Tiny update to my supercon photo op refund. Heard back from company and refund is due n the way should see I sometime this week
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Voxtur Confetti Canon Celebration
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Home from supercon. Disappointed I didn’t get a photo with Deborah Ann woll but mama lumpy let me hop off n her’s with Barry Gordon (VA for Donatello OG TMNT) and he was awesome. Working on getting that refund but this is my haul and including a new Deadpool bong!
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So apparently ms woll and the rest of the daredevil cast was rescheduled to this morning so no photo with Laufey but A FUCKING REFUND IS COMING BECAUSE I WAS NOT NOTIFIED
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Made me a ramen bowl
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Tomorrow I take a pic with this awesome person
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Karen Page (Deborah Ann Woll) in Kastle
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Dear rockstar, After GTA 6 can we please get bully 2?
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Come join us Twitch.tv/lumpythepanda
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*CHUGS A REDBULL* LET'S END THIS | !ps5 | QOTS: SHOULD WE GET AC BLACK FLAG RESYNCED?
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
All I've ever wanted was an opening to prove myself. A tiny crack in that so called window of opportunity to show/prove what I can do. *sigh*
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I will pre order god of war: laufey I will not pre order GTA 6
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Freedom Intensifies 'Merica!
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Savor the fruit of life, my young friends. It has a sweet taste... when it is fresh from the vine. But don't live too long. The taste turns bitter after a time - Dahar Master Kor (star trek)
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yes I like my cereal soggy
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We killing some rats in #mousepiforhire Twitch.tv/lumpythepanda
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TRYING REALLY HARD TO FINISH THIS GAME! | !ps5 | How's your saturday going?
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
THE PANDA IS BACK!!! Twitch.tv/lumpythepanda
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My nerdiness was questioned today in a Walmart parking lot. The question: How can I have Batman car seat covers and wear a Superman shirt? I laughed.
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The fiery consumption of swamp hinders the sun as it heralds a long waited stormy sky
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nothing better feeling then a storm front in fl summer
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Elmo with Cocktail in Thunderstorm
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
BUILDING A DRUG EMPIRE AND CELEBRATING BEING OLD (IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!) Twitch.tv/lumpythepanda
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THE RISE OF LUMPYBERG | !ps5 | BIRTHDAY PANDA!
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Welp I’m 15,340 days old today aka it’s my birthday. If you want to get me anything I would highly appreciate that money go to the PS5 fund. Lots of fun games have and are coming out and I’d love to play them eventually
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Your favorite panda birthday is tomorrow but today we play some MARBLES! Join Us! Twitch.tv/lumpythepanda
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Ağla Elvan: Pikachu Says Join Us!
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So piss off. First numerous failed attempts to vertical stream to YouTube to work then with the upgrade to 21 made everything I was working on in da Vinci resolve non useable so I have to begin again on current video projects. FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
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Jonah Hill: F*ck Me, Right?!
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL STREAMER ON #WALLETWEDNESDAY
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Lumpy The Panda @lumpythepanda.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I had a headache before Xbox showcase began it’s worst now that it’s over. Gears, Spyro and maybe that bird game are the only things that gave me a little excitement. Is this all Microsoft got in terms of gaming?
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Fail Grade F
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