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How the fuck do you lose 2 giraffes? It's not like they're inconspicuous is it? It's not like losing a piece of paperwork or your car keys?!

That is true. Shame we can't just do a Cable Street on the fascist scum. It may not solve the problem but you always feel better after kicking a nazi in the balls.

I do fear this exactly what farage and his cronies wanted.

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

While I am certainly not fan of Starmer, I do feel that this will only embolden nasty nige and his billionaire backers in demanding another GE.

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Its truly disturbing that, after all he has done, his approval is over 10% let alone close to 40%.

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Breaking news would've been that he's attending Beechwood school in Slough instead of Eton. He's a royal where else was he expected to go?

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

What's the odds on the Iranian football team being interned as soon as they land in the US for the World Cup?

KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Definitely some "small dick energy" going on there

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Decided on the spur of the moment to go to the Guards museum. Ended up here by accident.

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been riding all day on a buffalo hunt. When they stop to rest, Tonto places his ear to the ground and listens. "Buffalo come," Tonto says. "How do you know that?" asks the Lone Ranger. "Ear sticky."

KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Corruption thy name is trump....

KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names. And he decides who to free and who to blame. Everybody won't be treated all the same. There'll be a golden ladder reaching down. When the man comes around....

KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

There was a tap on my door this morning and I thought to myself "that plumber is a weird bloke"...

KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

In the 41 years since Twisted Sister sang "We're not gonna take it" I believe we have in fact, just taken it.

KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The military cuts started with Thatcher and the labour government under Blair and Brown did little if anything at all to change the direction, even with their illegal war in Iraq. The cuts were accelerated by Cameron, May, et al under the guise of "austerity".

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder One of the four beasts saying, ‘Come and see.’ and I saw, and behold a white horse....

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Don't you Americans have some sort of process to remove this madman from power? Like a marksman in a book depository somewhere?

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Cuba, Greenland, Canada, UK...anyone apart from Russia and North Korea.

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

It won't be his resignation so who cares 🤷‍♂️

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I wonder how much of Musk's engagement is bots and just people calling him a cunt?

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

All mouth and no trousers as my old granny would say.

KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The Anglo-Zanzibar war of 1896 consisted of British warships bombarding the Sultan's palace for approximately 45mins before the Sultan surrendered. That's the closest I can think of.

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

They ain't the only ones. Most of the global population is laughing at the orange buffoon.

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Jean a de longues moustaches...

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Oh, war it's an enemy to all mankind The thought of war blows my mind War has caused unrest Within the younger generation Induction then destruction Who wants to die?

KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Workin' so hard like a soldier Can't afford a thing on TV Deep in my heart I'm a warrior Can't get food for them kid, good God We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue And then we'll take it higher Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue And then we'll take it higher...

KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Meh, give me a proper British ship name like Victory, Warspite, Dreadnought or Cockchafer any day 😉

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Whereas residents of Farnham in Surrey have been urged to evacuate immediately as it's a shithole of a town.

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

And I, for one, will welcome our new plant overlords. Hail Triffids!

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

And it's 1,2,3 What are we fighting for? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, Next stop is Iran And it's 5,6,7 Open up the pearly gates, Well there ain't no time to wonder why, Whoopee! we're all gonna die.....

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He would be out of his depth in a exceedingly shallow puddle.

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You see that showed very clearly in 'When the wind blows'. Which is another film, along with Watership down, that traumatised me as a youngster.

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It's probably THE anti-war film of the nuclear age. If they put in even a smidgen of hope it loses all of its power to affect those who might think a nuclear war is somehow winnable.

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Have they even watched the original?

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Yep, might go a re-watch Threads to cheer myself up 😜😂

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So yet again we will be dragged into another American war in the middle east. Whatever core support the Labour government still has will evaporate and reform Ltd and fuhrage will be voted in next election.... here's hoping for that nuclear apocalypse I've been promised since the 80s.

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Exactly. Lot of effort if you're not going to deploy it.

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