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KJlumpy

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Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. No pasarán!

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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Decided on the spur of the moment to go to the Guards museum. Ended up here by accident.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Today's challenge. How do you subtract one robin from a furniture store and have two staff members left over? 🤔
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It's how we got the empire! A .577 caliber Martini-Henry rifle with a 22 inch bayonet backed up by a glorious moustache!
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Can't believe its already been 25 years since we lost the great Kirsty MacColl.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
86 years ago today, in the early hours of the morning, HMS Royal Oak was torpedoed by a U-Boat in Scapa Flow. She rolled on her side and sank in under 14 minutes. My great uncle Ted survived but 835 of his crew mates weren't so lucky. Today I remember the lost.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Rest in Peace Champ.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Where's this chap when you need him?
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Worst remake ever....
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
New tank set up. The fish seem confused about where they are now...
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Cambrai Memorial to the missing.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Finished the day off paying my respects to a family member commerated on the Menin Gate. Arthur Lake killed in 1915.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Gone for another wander around France and Belgium. Visited the the Indian Memorial and Portuguese Memorial and cemetery at Neuve Chapelle.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Looks like my fish have come out of the depths. Must be warming up.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This is a winner as well.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Not quite good news but here is a picture of a friend's dog. Buster.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
While waiting for the inevitable end of society and nuclear armageddon, I decided to take some time and watch my fish. They are weird buggers but very calming.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A helpful diagram to explain to correct actions when confronted by a Nazi.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
A useful diagram for such an occasion.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Coincidence??
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
*coughs in British* 😉
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Whenever Osborne appears in the media...
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My money is on Eddie and his HobNobs.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This one isn't mine but will follow anyone who gives him ham. I made that mistake once, and he stalked me for years.
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KJlumpy @lumpykj.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Making my way through the Haribo left in my workplace from Halloween...
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