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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 7h
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Talk about a sense of entitlement
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Overcoats are getting so short it’s like they’re reinventing the frock coat
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know two Australian guys who have had guns pointed at them overseas, and they have similar profiles: white, from a well-off background and with the confidence that comes from that, easygoing and personable. But both also with a certain overconfidence that leads them into volatile situations.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Parked in a multilevel carpark. Couldn’t see the lift but stairs were close by so went for them. As I opened the door I was saying to my wife “this’ll smell of piss”. Not only did it smell of piss but there were two homeless folks sitting drinking on the stairs, who asked how we were going.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s not just the best of times—it’s also the worst of times.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Golden handcuffs are underrated
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
til that JJ Audubon liked to sample the flesh of the birds he painted, including several that are now extinct
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Eating the Birds of America: Audubon’s Culinary Reviews of America’s Birds - US Bird History
On June 26, 1826, John James Audubon sat aboard the cotton schooner Delos off of Florida’s Gulf coast, en route from New Orleans to Liverpool, where he was hoping to find a publisher for his extensive...
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did I want to be the Saint as a kid, or did I want to be Roger Moore?
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So relatable
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is basically the state of men's dressing in Perth
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Straight Men | #men #fashion #mensfashion #parody #comedy #funny #skit #sketch #shirts #shacket #lol
YouTube video by Ali Woods
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Somebody updated the 1949 highbrow-lowbrow chart
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never before thought to look for the French wrestling of the 60s Barthes wrote about. Here’s a massive trove of it
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Catch français 1965-1969 - YouTube
Thanks to segundacaida.blogspot.com for posting all these French Catch broadcasts in their entierety, you can find the lastest videos they post on their blog...
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me with the year 7s
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Aharoni has become my font of choice for headings on my handouts, worksheets and presentations. It’s kind of informal, but not as much as say Comic Sans, and it’s legible and bold. I got on to it after I bought some lesson materials that used it.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hit the yr 7s with the dilemma of tolerance today. Not sure it’s great that most of them immediately went for suppressing speech they don’t like (they’re politically-aware enough that P. Hanson was the go-to example).
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i know ai my kill us all, but do we really want to live in a world where we cant reformat our CVs in half the usual time?
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hear me out: substitute crumpets for waffles in chicken and waffles
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I didn’t mean to run an experiment on myself but I neglected to get the flu vaccine this year, just never got around to it, and I’ve been sicker than I remember in quite some time.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Heard this on the community radio station during my morning drive
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Leenalchi - 범 내려온다 (Tiger Is Coming) (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The root cause of this is marketing superhero comics to adults instead of kids
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw the word ‘ballache’ written in a post and my mind parsed it as some unknown French word at first… then I realised
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve seen 5/10
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wondering if I should update my profile pic to better reflect my real age
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Been off sick for a few days and the yr 7s were a little over exuberant, so I finally said that everybody in the class had detention EXCEPT for the names I put on the board. It actually worked and they settled down, while I wrote a name down every few minutes like a reward trickle.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Shit Perth People Say
YouTube video by Kat Lab
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Some unemployed guys take up a badly-paid contract in security
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wearing argyle socks at work and a kid called them ‘grownup socks’ lol
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Had dinner with some friends and I’m having a smoke in the car park afterwards when some girl walks by and says “I like your outfit”. Feeling validated!
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Colin Thiele wrote some great kid’s books. My favourite was probably The Sun on the Stubble, which was Thiele in a lighter mood.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#userwasblocked
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Relief teacher just asked me what ‘annotate’ means. This is a university-educated adult.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
NUT RANKING S - cashew, pistachio, macadamia A - peanut* B - almond, hazelnut, pecan F - walnut, brazil
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He was a great illustrator
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hellenistica
Map joining Greece, Turkey and Cyprus, labelled ‘Name this hypothetical country’
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I would absolutely go to this tailor
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We just had another assessment (in-class essay) and the student I caught in that last one came and gave me their phone unprompted before we began and said “so you know I’m not cheating”
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you like hakas this is a great one
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Tau Ka Tau Haka Translated
YouTube video by TVOU
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Friend who works in government tells me they’re using Copilot to write the minister’s speeches 💀
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The Conversation AUNZ @aunz.theconversation.com · 10/08/2026
As Vietnam’s top leader visits Australia this week, he may struggle to convince a distrustful diaspora to engage deeply with the communist government in Hanoi.
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Vietnam wants to harness its diaspora in Australia and NZ to boost its growth. It may face strong opposition
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
As a local and one descended from one of Peel’s passengers, this is one of my favourite passages in Marx
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Fun fact: The Swan River Colony as a private investment scheme flopping warranted a mention in Das Kapital
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
TIL: tourbillon
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
candles.jpg
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Played this for some year 9s a couple of years ago and they were suitably awed
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I cannot rest from discourse. I will see that film again tomorrow. I will drink life to the lees. Again I will enjoy greatly, will suffer greatly, both with those that love me, and in Pleasantville NY. I am become a meme. Film showing: burnsfilmcenter.org/booking/the-...
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The Odyssey : Jacob Burns Film Center
The Odyssey, Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Christopher Nolan, Zendaya, Robert Pattinson, Odysseus, Greek, Classic, Antiquity
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Kind of amazing to me that you can buy a Rolls—even a 40 year old one—for the price of a good secondhand Camry.
1982 Rolls-Royce Silver Spur $25000. Tempting.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This guy on reddit asked whether he could give his (very nice) watch to his 20-something son or whether it’s too much of an old guy’s watch for the son to appreciate, and this was the best reply:
This is only a good idea if he's not into watches at all.  Because when he receives an expensive watch, it's like ooh I got an expensive, meaningful watch.

If he is into watches, this is a terrible idea.  Watch nerds change their minds about watches they picked themselves; you can forget about watches that someone else picked for them.  There's zero chance you're going to get it right.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Kid today was like ‘I need my water bottle!’ for a 50 minute assembly. Hydration obsession has really gone too far.
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Read the words ‘neem oil’ and instantly remembered its particular smell and was projected straight back to the struggle against head lice in the Northern Rivers when our kid was at primary school. The war stories from every parent!
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🐉 @lumpenprole420.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don’t think there’s a Nolan film that hasn’t kind of bored me and failed to stick in my memory so I don’t really have high hopes for the odyssey one. Maybe I won’t bother.
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