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Morgan LaVigne

@lumpenprole.bsky.social
120 followers 73 following 155 posts

Programmer for money, musician for love, raconteur to annoy the other people at the bar

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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My most respectful awwoooga
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Chucks and fishnets is an automatic swoon.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'm trying, I swear.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
How many times do I have to tell you people that V was a documentary.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
That is hilarious, nice job
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Laser eyes!
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The rise of predictive llms has not shown how close computers are to self consciousness, but how far away most of us are.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
YOU'RE A SKORT!
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Bombshell.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oooh, cool tights!
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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 04/05/2024
A Starwarse day explainer. if anyone knows starwarse, it's Tim Russ:
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Star Trek's Tim Russ Explains Star Wars Day | by Pocketwatch
What is a Star Wars Day? Star Trek: Voyager's Tim Russ explains everything you wanted to know about The Star Wars and the power of The Fourth. May The Fourth Be With You! Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/ucbcomedy Check out more videos from POCKETWATCH: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvMZxK22whIv68sXHqMtIW8lWimNr4oQc Director - Will Reese Writer - Aaron Burdette Featuring - Tim Russ Director of Photography - Clay Larsen Editor - Michelle Ciotta Visual Effects - Kristopher Knight Producer - Evan Altshuler Sound - Justin Arbabi Production Assistants - Mike Glazer, Ethan Kaplan, Marla Black Music “Final Frontier” by Mark Cousins, Adam Cousins Licensed by 5alarmmusic.com “GALAXY HERO C” by Ray Davies Licensed by 5alarmmusic.com “Galactic Force” by Adam Saunders, Mark Cousins Licensed by 5alarmmusic.com Executive Producer - Todd Bieber Executive Producer - Julie Gomez Executive Producer - Nathan Russell Brought to you by UCB Comedy. http://www.twitter.com/ucbcomedy http://www.facebook.com/ucbcomedy POCKETWATCH is Erik Tanouye, Timothy Dunn, Johnathan Fernandez, Aaron Burdette, Caroline Haubold, Evan Greenspoon, Ed Mundy, Kristopher Knight, Juliet Werner, Michelle Ciotta, Trevor Williams, Jerah Milligan, Carina Jollie, Lee Chin, Evan Altshuler Facebook: http://bit.ly/PocketwatchUCB Twitter: https://twitter.com/PocketwatchUCB tumblr: http://pocketwatchucb.tumblr.com/
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
ICP should cover the theme. "Some clowns make you laugh, Some make you cry These clowns baby, gonna make you die"
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"... and miss"
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Guys I'm so excited! I finally got enough XP to get Whiskey 3!
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
That gets you kicked out of movie theaters
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
"If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a night. But if you set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life. " --Terry Pratchett, I think the book is Jingo
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Anybody else start therapy late in life, look up a few years later, and realize they've gotten a little too self-involved? #therapy #askingforafriend #thatfriendisme
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I.... want to read that, and I feel weird about it.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
See, I can't have medical care or a secure future, so I at least want all the Ks. Please more Ks.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hail to the king, baby.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
JUST ONE SEMESTER OF LIBERAL ARTS, I'M BEGGING YOU
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Was it witchcraft? Or Taco Bell?
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Nothing like coming out of an intense therapy into the coffee coffee shop and they're playing 'Everybody Hurts' A LITTLE TOO ON THE NOSE, RANDOM UNIVERSE!
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My life is circling the drain, but I have cute cats.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Just to keep actors a little more humble, I think we should pick a different industry conference every year and cover it like the oscars. "What's Bob Davison wearing to the carpet wholesalers association red carpet tonight? Tune in to find out!" #theoscars
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
That's the most beautiful picture of a place named after a horrible disease ever.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I really hope your day gets better. Feeling shitty really sucks.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
As definitions of 'woke' go, being all about that beaver ain't bad.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Killing it as always. Thank you for sharing your hotness
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14/02/2026
"Surely, thou canst sate thy lusts upon mine person without turning every garment I own into confetti? I look upon my shredded silks and weep, Lathaniel! My bosom heaves with anguish. And what shall support it? Not my bodices!" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
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Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
Lathaniel, thou knowest how I crave thy touch. Many a night—and morn, and afternoon!—have I lain enfolded in thine arms, as thou tendered thy lips ...
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Kier Starmer always looks like he's being cross examined while trying to hold in explosive diarrhea.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Goth prom dream date
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Wait, so his weirdo sycophants went and made an entire alternate halftime show for him, and instead he hate-watched the Bad Bunny one? That's amazing.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
How do i stop all this water coming in my bathroom?
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Valley loge wins again!
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Oh no step-shaman! I got my front half stuck in this pit of existential despair! #thirdeyeporn
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
First sight of Shelob: "Fuuuuuuuuuck......"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2025
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-o…
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I think the "Jake Paul gets his jaw broken" gif is my new "Danzig gets his lights punched out" comfort gif.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/12/2025
1. Your magical powers can light up a room. 2. Everyone laughs at you and calls you names. 3. A red biological emission is the source of deep shame and trauma.
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Rankin and Bass’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer or Stephen King’s Carrie?
1. Your magical powers can light up a room. 2. Everyone laughs at you and calls you names. 3. A red biological emission is the source of deep shame...
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
10/10 no notes
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
My close reading of the internet has led me to belive that a) guitar tone comes from the balls b) pee is stored in the balls Therefore tone is pee. I will not be taking any questions. #guitar #guitartone #guitarcirclejerk
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I LOVE YOU BEAN
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It's hard to be in a band when you know in your heart of hearts that nothing you can produce will ever be a satisfying as a reel of roasted meat being cut with a sword. #music #bandlife #ontour #Deathrock
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing sunglasses is saying `` it 's finger licking good ! ''
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is saying `` it 's finger licking good ! ''
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My bandmates out spooky me every time: #Deathrock #Halloween
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Let's remember that Norman Rockwell was a champion of Civil Rights and hated Nazis en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pro...
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The Problem We All Live With - Wikipedia
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The majority of my Genx cohort despise it.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
That is gorgeous!
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Turns out the uncle was just a giant weirdo who liked confusing people. (2/2)
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