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Morgan LaVigne

@lumpenprole.bsky.social
120 followers 73 following 155 posts

Programmer for money, musician for love, raconteur to annoy the other people at the bar

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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
How many times do I have to tell you people that V was a documentary.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The rise of predictive llms has not shown how close computers are to self consciousness, but how far away most of us are.
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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 04/05/2024
A Starwarse day explainer. if anyone knows starwarse, it's Tim Russ:
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Star Trek's Tim Russ Explains Star Wars Day | by Pocketwatch
What is a Star Wars Day? Star Trek: Voyager's Tim Russ explains everything you wanted to know about The Star Wars and the power of The Fourth. May The Fourth Be With You! Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/ucbcomedy Check out more videos from POCKETWATCH: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvMZxK22whIv68sXHqMtIW8lWimNr4oQc Director - Will Reese Writer - Aaron Burdette Featuring - Tim Russ Director of Photography - Clay Larsen Editor - Michelle Ciotta Visual Effects - Kristopher Knight Producer - Evan Altshuler Sound - Justin Arbabi Production Assistants - Mike Glazer, Ethan Kaplan, Marla Black Music “Final Frontier” by Mark Cousins, Adam Cousins Licensed by 5alarmmusic.com “GALAXY HERO C” by Ray Davies Licensed by 5alarmmusic.com “Galactic Force” by Adam Saunders, Mark Cousins Licensed by 5alarmmusic.com Executive Producer - Todd Bieber Executive Producer - Julie Gomez Executive Producer - Nathan Russell Brought to you by UCB Comedy. http://www.twitter.com/ucbcomedy http://www.facebook.com/ucbcomedy POCKETWATCH is Erik Tanouye, Timothy Dunn, Johnathan Fernandez, Aaron Burdette, Caroline Haubold, Evan Greenspoon, Ed Mundy, Kristopher Knight, Juliet Werner, Michelle Ciotta, Trevor Williams, Jerah Milligan, Carina Jollie, Lee Chin, Evan Altshuler Facebook: http://bit.ly/PocketwatchUCB Twitter: https://twitter.com/PocketwatchUCB tumblr: http://pocketwatchucb.tumblr.com/
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Guys I'm so excited! I finally got enough XP to get Whiskey 3!
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Anybody else start therapy late in life, look up a few years later, and realize they've gotten a little too self-involved? #therapy #askingforafriend #thatfriendisme
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Nothing like coming out of an intense therapy into the coffee coffee shop and they're playing 'Everybody Hurts' A LITTLE TOO ON THE NOSE, RANDOM UNIVERSE!
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My life is circling the drain, but I have cute cats.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Just to keep actors a little more humble, I think we should pick a different industry conference every year and cover it like the oscars. "What's Bob Davison wearing to the carpet wholesalers association red carpet tonight? Tune in to find out!" #theoscars
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
As definitions of 'woke' go, being all about that beaver ain't bad.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14/02/2026
"Surely, thou canst sate thy lusts upon mine person without turning every garment I own into confetti? I look upon my shredded silks and weep, Lathaniel! My bosom heaves with anguish. And what shall support it? Not my bodices!" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
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Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
Lathaniel, thou knowest how I crave thy touch. Many a night—and morn, and afternoon!—have I lain enfolded in thine arms, as thou tendered thy lips ...
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Kier Starmer always looks like he's being cross examined while trying to hold in explosive diarrhea.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Wait, so his weirdo sycophants went and made an entire alternate halftime show for him, and instead he hate-watched the Bad Bunny one? That's amazing.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Valley loge wins again!
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Oh no step-shaman! I got my front half stuck in this pit of existential despair! #thirdeyeporn
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2025
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-o…
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I think the "Jake Paul gets his jaw broken" gif is my new "Danzig gets his lights punched out" comfort gif.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/12/2025
1. Your magical powers can light up a room. 2. Everyone laughs at you and calls you names. 3. A red biological emission is the source of deep shame and trauma.
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Rankin and Bass’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer or Stephen King’s Carrie?
1. Your magical powers can light up a room. 2. Everyone laughs at you and calls you names. 3. A red biological emission is the source of deep shame...
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
My close reading of the internet has led me to belive that a) guitar tone comes from the balls b) pee is stored in the balls Therefore tone is pee. I will not be taking any questions. #guitar #guitartone #guitarcirclejerk
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It's hard to be in a band when you know in your heart of hearts that nothing you can produce will ever be a satisfying as a reel of roasted meat being cut with a sword. #music #bandlife #ontour #Deathrock
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My bandmates out spooky me every time: #Deathrock #Halloween
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Today's dream movie is Jason Watkins and Toby Jones playing estranged brothers who inherit a crazy uncle's house (played in flashback by David Mitchell) They discover the house is full of secret doors which causes broad slapstick while they learn to work together to figure out why. (1/2)
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Punk rocker at the goth masquerade ball like a werewolf among vampires. #goth
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Stephen Miller "Republicans worse than MS-13!"
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I feel like I'm in the minority, but BL4 just doesn't live up for me. The plot is generic, the color pallette is muddy, the enemies are boring, and it's just one boring boss fight after another. If you love running around in circles hosing things with bullets, it's the game for you #borderlands4
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
former child star who famously lives in puerto rico as a tax dodge but can't stop trying to manipulate elections in places he doesn't live, dressed like captain jack sparrow going as the joker for halloween, standing next to a guy called reverend cockfield but this isn't a porn. it's got everything.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Man, Borderlands 4 really took a few steps towards the generic. It's really a lot less fun to play. Even the UI feels like some online game that's going to have it's servers turned off in three months.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I wish I was a voice-over agent so I could recruit this guy at the japanese hot dog place. #voice-over #hotdog #firsttimethesetagsaretogether
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Not putting a "use by" date on food is the same as saying 'I want people with ADHD to die' #adhd
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
It is one of nature's great ironies to the testosterone heavy that just when your dick starts to say "Hey, maybe it's been a good run" your nose hair says "IT'S OUR TIME"
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
But what if he has covid, though? How great would that be?
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
"What do you wear to pick up the dirt that was your wife" Not an opening line to a poem, but a real, grounded in reality thought I had yesterday. #grief
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Werner Herzog starting an insta with "I am Werner Herzog. This shall be my Instagram" makes everything a little better today. #wernerherzog
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Only the American Healthcare system could come up with the idea that eyes and teeth are aftermarket parts that shouldn't be covered by warranty. #healthinsurance #americaisascam
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
This is a really nice vision of a future with less plastics
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I'm sitting in a waiting room and someone just walked by me. I could hear them coming because they were carrying something that made a clanking sound. 1/2
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Fucking hell. My psychiatrist suddenly died. He was a really nice guy. And now I have to think about how many refills I have to get a new one, instead of just feeling bad for his friends and family.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Can you still be a sugar daddy if you can pretty much only afford sugar?
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I'm sitting drunk in a bar and I totally forgot that the lead guitarist of Spinal Tap could also not handle the truth. #youcanthandlethetruth
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
It's no surprise that there's lots of calls for a Mr Terrific spinoff. In an incredibly well written movie "I'm goddamn Mr Terrific!" ended up being the standout line.
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a man with a mask on his face is wearing a jacket with kepler written on it
ALT: a man with a mask on his face is wearing a jacket with kepler written on it
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Big "I don't even own a tv" energy
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
How is it that every time I watch something and think "huh. I need to think about that", Macon Blair is involved?
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I like to consider myself a "manfluencer", in that I've given a lot of men the flu. #manfluencer #manflu
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Mural of Statue of Liberty in shame unveiled in France the day before 4th of July
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I'm told women find it attractive when a man is in therapy. Well, my therapist is suggesting I come in 5 days a week because I'm "dealing with a lot" and "not doing well". Line forms on the left, ladies.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
With Mamdani's upset in the NY mayor race, I fully expect the "thinly veiled republican" wing of the democrats to now start explaining how ranked choice voting is worse than cancer.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
If I was rich, I'd buy a minor league baseball team just so I could name them the Crapville Stinkers
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Eve's Black Heart @evesblackheart.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
We will be honoring our dear friend, Ralph De La Rose of The Glow on Saturday, June 21st. There will be lots of music and memories. Please join us. Doors - 5 Show - 5 All Ages / $15 #goth #deathrock #punk #ralphdelarosa #memorial
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Hats off to the original underdog. His music helped shape me.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
This is what it felt like to be in Seattle during chop/chaz.
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Morgan LaVigne @lumpenprole.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
"Still round the corner there may wait A new road or a secret gate And though I oft have passed them by A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun." --Tolkien
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