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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social

@lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social
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me: a cabybara, probably. she/her likes: cats, prison abolition, video games, not getting deadly diseases dislikes: gas stoves, terfs

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A scorching-hot take of mine is "people are real," and that includes, e.g., the people of Taiwan and Ukraine. Though I mostly see these places as blobs on a screen, there are in fact people there who eat, drink, sleep, and have wants and needs just like me.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
my favorite thing about bluesky is that we are all the same person (and that person loves induction stoves)
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
this is the kind of thing so ridiculous that it warrants an immediate donation to literally anyone running against him, jesus christ lol
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Imagine holding on to Lindsay Graham death cookies for a decade. Inspirational 👏
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The only time in life I will be happy to be woken up by fireworks
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
you know you don't actually have to embrace the framing given by bad people who lie
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Tonight was my final evolution from an anti-fireworks curmudgeon into a full fledged anti-fireworks zealot
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I need the Minnesota folks on here to bring some heat to gov walz for sending national guard troops to help occupy DC. What a hypocritical POS. Why are dem governors such shit!?
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Today I got an ad on youtube from the Hoover Institution that was like "young people are interested in socialism these days! please read our free ebook about socialism" lmao. they are SHAKING in their boots right now hahaha
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The tired wojak meme with the words "Statehood Please"
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Feels like we haven't had a W in DC in soooooo long, I've gotten what that felt like. Enjoying it for the night before I go back to feeling like shit about everything 😅
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I've long thought we could bully Elon into something dangerous if we try hard enough. We all just need to decide on something and commit
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I really need It To Happen while I'm still living in DC
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Just got a campaign text for Alex Vindman, who is apparently running for Senate in Florida. I guess this is just the family grift now. Imagine asking me for money the week your scumbag brother screws over trans kids. GTFOH
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
All this fertility talk has got me reading the Children of Men (book, 1992) wiki and PD James was a visionary: "Newborn animals (such as kittens and puppies) are doted upon and treated as infants, pushed in prams, and dressed in children's clothing." 🤣
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
this is absolutely deranged. if you have a fragrance allergy, basically every place in this country is inaccessible to you, including public facilities than should damn well know better. one of the many disability issues that no one gives a shit about
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
my most curmudgeonly opinion is that fireplaces should be banned (especially in cities)
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Jesus Christ, we gotta get better Democrats
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
RETVRN but for Alice Roosevelt instead
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Someone needs to sneak into this group chat so we can find out which authors we need to never buy from
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
people are sleeping on Baltimore, fr
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I mean, I regularly watch 4 hour long youtube documentary / essay videos about topics I never thought or cared about, so apparently the answer is most likely to be anything lol.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
sickos dot jpg
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I've seen tons of comments over the years from UK folks who can't get a rescue to let them adopt since they can't or won't be able to let the cat outside. But fun fact, there are so many rescues in other countries, especially in Greece or Eastern Europe who will drive their rescue cats to you. 🐈
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Really hoping an Atlantic writer never ends up using the lactation center I just did because their intake forms asked for my baby's pronouns 🤣 They could squeeze months of articles out of that alone.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My favorite excuse I saw once was someone saying their Grandma had given them the book and so it's special to them because their grandma is dead. BITCH ALL OUR GRANDMAS ARE DEAD, give me a fucking break.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Went to read the bio of the ProPublica board chair and... "Sagan is also an executive in residence at General Catalyst, the venture capital and private equity firm where he was previously a managing director." Yeah, that tracks.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
As always, it would be to pay Sherpas a salary not to work, so that anyone who wanted to climb Everest would have to manage it on their own.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Union bus driver baby, I'll take my senate seat now
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 17/02/2026
It drives me insane that Elon Musk basically did a Holodomor on the third world and it's not treated like a bigger deal. This should be the number one thing that people know him for. This should be in the first paragraph of his Wikipedia entry. This is a history book scale atrocity.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Insert ImInDanger.jpg 🫠
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Look, unless you can prove that you were a bigger Harry Potter fan than I was, you have no right to keep spending money on this shit. Did you drive 10 hours to go to a dilapidated mall in 2005 to be at the biggest Half Blood Prince release party in the world? No? Then sit the fuck down lol
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Where I live, it was firefighters being the biggest bitches about getting mandatory covid vaccines for city workers. Collabing with ICE does not surprise me.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Lots of Minneapolis rent funds out there right now, but this one is getting cash to a few folks asap. A good place to throw a few bucks if you have them.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 31/01/2026
if you feel like passing around a link today and helping fundraise for rent that will actually get paid today (and in the next few days for families who have a grace period) you can send here. we will be going hard all day. i won’t be posting about it because I don’t want to flood your feeds.
venmo: @renthelpmpls
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
as someone who grew up in Minnesota with scandinavian heritage, this is so fucking funny to me
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Insert sickos.jpg
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It feels so obvious to say, but man I feel really fucking sad. Minnesota was home to me, and seeing this horror unleashed on it is just gut wrenching. On this site, I normally focus on my anger and petty shit, it feels easier, simpler. I just don't really know what to do with the grief.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
As someone who has a permanent chemical sensitivity from getting poisoned by an overabundance of household level toxins, I'm depressed thinking about how many people, including children, are going to have lifetime illnesses from all these poisons 😩
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I think every time a European posts on bluesky to complain about what they think regular Americans should be doing to fight fascism, they should be legally required to send money to an American's GoFundMe.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I mean, I didn't spend the entire night after November 8th 2016 sobbing and dry heaving on my floor just to think we were getting out of this in four years
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I can't even imagine how bad it now, even compared to Trump 1, which was a hot mess. This was small peanuts, but the DeVos DOE started telling all the credit bureaus I had defaulted on my student loans, despite having fully paid them off years before.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
this is laughably infuriating, but also doubly so if you know anything about these places lmao.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
oh wow, a story that was basically designed in a lab to make me absolutely furious. 😾 fuck prisons.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The birthrate conversation is tiresome, but I also feel like there are just some parts of the conversation that always seem missing. Like, if the non-racist reasons people focus on birth rates is because our economies are a pyramid scheme that needs young workers so as not to collapse (1/?)
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
extra fun when the directions are nonsensical or contradictory. then they get to murder you either way 😡
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This is deeply violent, misogynistic, imperialistic, racist garbage. It's also ironic because they're wanting a scenario that already exists in US, albeit on a small scale. People come from all over the world to the US for surrogacy because it's so deeply exploitative with almost no regulation.
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I feel like the realization that the UK has been consistently low key lead poisoning their population honestly explains a lot 🙃
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lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social @lumpelstiltskin.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
A very depressing thing I learned recently is that lead advocacy groups in the UK basically have to completely rely on CDC information concerning lead because UK health agencies ignore it completely. 🫠
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