Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞The Onion @theonion.com · 12/08/2026New Report Confirms You Are Most Interesting, Most Important Individual On Earth theonion.com/new-report-confirms-yo… 501082106
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026"yeah i don't like to read but i like to write :-)" eye twitch. "you'd like my writing even though i don't read. :-)" eye twitch again. 000
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026U.S. Military To Test Troops’ Testosterone Levels theonion.com/u-s-military-to-test-t… 2195196
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The millennial Tumblr guy won last night after confessing his love for her while the other guys opted for “situationships” (???) in their couples. Emotional intelligence version of dropping Prime MJ in a rec-league pick-up game. 12976107
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 11/07/2026skipped over this gross challenge. feeling at peace. 000
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026i haven't seen kenzie smile like this in weeks 🥲 #loveislandusa 000
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 08/07/2026Ariana Madix is officially an Emmys nominee. The star earned a nomination for her work as host of ‘Love Island USA.’ 0777
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i keep hearing jeff from liusa s5 saying "this is buddy buddy island" in my ear the longer i watch this season. last's night vote pmo #loveislandusa 000
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i think my issue with sincere & melanie still having supporters is that i've been in mel's shoes where i've been with someone who i really liked but they just lacked the skills to add to the relationship, we'd have talks about how to improve, and they said they'd get better but never did 110
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026tbh i kind of like dylan he seems so chill he deserves better #loveislandusa 020
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026i'm actually using my nsfw account for its purpose. here are chantasia's burlesque costumes. what's underneath? haven't got there yet. but i will 140
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 19/06/2026sincere should not have the permission to speak on sol's experience after he ruined it for her. keep sol on my island! #loveislandusa 110
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 13/06/2026please send in a hot secure guy for sol i can't stand this anymore #loveisandusa 000
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 12/06/2026this slut shaming is wasaaay too much. "you may have big boobs but i have a big heart"... "sol's gonna take my man with her big ass tits". this is so unfortunate. #loveislandusa 010
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 12/06/2026talking about a woman but never to her to squash the issue... mm. 000
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 09/06/2026kayda is between zach and bryce Again! #loveislandusa 011
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 08/06/2026forever sick of these men dressing like they are going grocery shopping while these girls are in full glam and heels and sexy dresses. #loveislandusa 020
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 06/06/2026the thing that upsets me the most abt this season is that some of the islanders don't even try to pronounce everyone's name right. kenzie pmo at the challenge! #loveislandusa 010
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 03/06/2026kc picking that door because he thinks women like plants and he doesn't genuinely like plants . yawn #loveislandusa 000
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞butcher. @infirmorum.bsky.social · 22/02/2026invictus maneo — i remain unconquered. #art #oc #jacks 266
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 17/02/2026what's the name of those pictures that people made that you had to buy but you bought the whole file to the picture and it was really bad for the environment 100
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 22/02/2024Like Soda (1963-1969): A sugar-free, lemon-lime soda, sweetened with cyclamate, and marketed to girls/young women. When the sweetener was banned in 1969, the drink was discontinued, reformulated with a new sweetener and rebranded/re-released as Diet 7-Up 3953189
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞butcher. @infirmorum.bsky.social · 15/02/2026maybe it's still valentine's day somewhere #art #fanart #yume #reverse1999 #リバース1999 #semmelweis #angstrom #butchfemme 1155
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞butcher. @infirmorum.bsky.social · 23/01/2026girl your fix it felix swagger enraptures me #art #fanart #reverse1999 #リバース1999 #moldir 22612
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 19/01/2026i've been watching traitors which means, as a love island fan, i has to suffer through rob's overalls again. 100
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 19/01/2026the only good thing abt the new apple update is getting rid of those annoying text message stickers from your most recent emojis 000
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 13/01/2026just found out that if u block someone on discord, they can see all ur messages in servers AND talk to u in vc 110
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 12/01/2026"i'm in your walls" paranoia doesn't get me because i have bats and mice in there and they squeak and scratch. brother they will knock you out 100
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 04/10/2025IF IN THE MORNING ☀️I AM WITH YOU 👯♀️& IN THE EVENING 🌙I AM THERE🙇♀️, AND IF ITS YOU 🫵THATS ALWAYS WAITING⏰, KISSING 💋THE FLOWERS 🌺IN MY HAIR... WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE ANOTHER WHEN YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE??? 🤔🤔🤔 /lyr 021
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞butcher. @infirmorum.bsky.social · 08/09/2025if I can't stop it, i'll keep it at bay. #art #oc #ocsky #cain 2136
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 25/12/2025all the instagram horoscope girls are saying that leo is going to be THE sign in 2026 chat i think we're onto something 000
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 03/12/2025me: omg why do i hear my watch through the wall that's crazy the nefarious and sneaky watch hiding in my pocket: 000
breakfast🐰🔞 @lullipop.bsky.social · 20/11/2025be me, with long hair get a hydreigon claw clip because i love hydreigon cut all my hair off hydreigon claw clip: me: okay time to regrow it so i can still wear you my hydreigon claw clip: 100
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞Monday's Manul @manulmonday.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Take a closer look and you can see... it's Manul Monday! 14915
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 10/11/2025The only one learning is ChatGPT 15617135
Reposted by breakfast🐰🔞butcher. @infirmorum.bsky.social · 09/11/2025as promised, since i got her p1 under 40 pulls. #art #fanart #reverse1999 #リバース1999 #moldir 3148