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Luke Of Norfolk

@lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social
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Professional cynic but heart's not in it

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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@footballcliches.bsky.social Per your balding naturally request
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Fair
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
@brucedaisley.com Impressive marketing budget you've got there
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Getting the practice in for Friday night Spoons... 🍻
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Scaffolders working opposite, so whole street needs to hear them, per their contractual obligations. One lad just asked another "chuck my suncream down bruv" Met with a Great British "GAY!"
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The S*n showing why good grammar is important
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Good job we got rid of Farke! 🙄 #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Mega, mega white thing. Shouting
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
This is what's needed when you close down the Dept of Education 🇺🇸
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Easy up, Strangeways #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
1000%. Long lets 2 in there #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
At the mother in law's while she's popped out to pick up food Say less fam
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Admiral but....are blind people expected to be swiping bins?
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Moving pension from one provider to another now involves having HMRC call to make sure you're not being scammed. Admirable... but 6 week wait and 60 min call is frustrating enough that I seem to have put my memorable word as "fuckin thing" Looking fwd to call with "trained guidance specialist"
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The George Long Effect #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
All over them, they produced absolutely nothing..... So...time to pay off the mortgage.... #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This but around a fire pit with coloured flames, Traitors-style
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Errrr...? Was it the balaclava, sack and stripy shirt I was looking at earlier?
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Rachel Reeves could do worse than sticking the country's gold reserves on Betfair #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I pity any neutral finding themselves watching this on a Friday night #ncfc
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a man with a beard says things went sideways in a black shirt
ALT: a man with a beard says things went sideways in a black shirt
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
No Gunn, Nunez, Emi, McLean?? Dodgy lasagna? #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This was amazing @pitchblackplayback.bsky.social Please do more down this way! #Brighton
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
When my wife asks me to hang out the washing
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Vance I'd like to see bogwashed Trump I'd like to see waterboarded
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Sir, that is not how you parent
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Warm take: Utd would be fighting for titles if Moyes had remained in charge for past decade #mufc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Take me back to 1995... #uea #lcr
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Races: not at #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
We look rudderless without Kenny. Get Nunez on #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Could set up a decent circus act with those connections
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Man City deserve to lose this purely for having Comic Sans shirts
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Wow that's the biggest Along Came Norwich I've seen in a long time #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
🎶 One Billion Condoms In Gaza Katie Melua's 2025 remix
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Someone needs to lob some cats up some trees to balance out the news cycles
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
@footballcliches.bsky.social Neto doesn't qualify as a "who else than (sic)" man, surely?
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Makes you think
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Never in doubt... 😉 🇮🇪 🏉
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
🎶 Probably the most dangerous football ground ever constructed....you'll never sing that #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Absolutely. Boot em out
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
lol fair play, admin #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Mad what happens when you have shots on target #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Duffy had a few halves this morning?? Head's gone #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Onel's black boots make him look like he's running in treacle #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Dobbin cost Villa £9m from Everton. Obviously it was all part of that scam to get under FFP. But that one in particular sticks out like a sore thumb #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Can't help but feel that if the advice is to tie your dog down in case it blows away...might be better to stay indoors?
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
18 points please Hoff #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
WHAT is Fisher doing there?! #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Seriously #ncfc
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Luke Of Norfolk @lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Fisher is very brave for a young lad but that is such a stupid tackle #ncfc
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