Sign in

Luke Hoekstra

@lukehoekstra.bsky.social
278 followers 829 following 839 posts

tiny changes

PostsRepliesMedia
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 6h
61? I dont like that!
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 17h
damn, like what if Kyle Shanahan had dropped two phones while driving
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 18h
Tua: hold my football
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 21h
that may be true, but I don’t think it describes the orange millennial line trend (e.g. older millennials are some of the only to experience a drop?). My hunch is that the under-35 drop disappears in 5-yr cohort averages because 20% of young persons wealth is like $200
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For those who haven’t heard ”Dan Quinn Exit Music” yet, now is beautiful time www.harrisfootball.com/mixtapes
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
did you hear the recent mixtape “Dan Quinn Exit Music”? It’s quite beautiful 😂 www.harrisfootball.com/mixtapes
harrisfootball.com
Mixtapes
Harris Football has the greatest listeners in the world, and some of them are incredibly creative. Here are their mixtape tributes to the Little Podcast That Could. Fantasy Football Weekly Rankings fo...
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
some of those five year averages were the same people under 35 between 2022-2025. The people averaged in the dip at the end of the orange line were definitely not. I think you are right though the under-35 thing is an artifact of stimulus plus inflation wiping out people who started from zero.
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I will be disappointed if they don’t at least score a run, but yea…
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Greased tees and pliers, things of that nature
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sounds like you have a particular aesthetic in mind, but a lot of cars had tape players well into the ‘OOs
110
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
only think I can guess is the “five-year centered averages” makes the graphs not comparable for this purpose
210
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The dip at the end? How could 40-ish year olds contribute to the under-35 drop?
120
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
kind of surprised these do not appear to show any sign of the under-35 drop. Was the drop all inflationary or something else I’m missing?
140
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
there’s an existential argument for liberal arts going back >2400y?
010
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sure, but maybe also allow that JD Vance is shallow and his intellectual influence is purely defined by convenience and donations
120
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
have you heard about the sexually-transmitted diarrhea epidemic?
120
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you only watched Vargas the past two years you might conclude that
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
pham time
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37188805/
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Checking your browser - reCAPTCHA
001
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unfortunately I think it’s mostly true, not made up
121
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There you go
100
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From the linked paper they note that access to contraception is not necessary, but I still think it is an additive (possibly even multiplicative) role when available
030
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is there one for errors?
100
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yea, richer + contraception
130
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mason Millworm
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ah, well, back to completely ignoring Scott Merkin
110
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hahaha
020
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what are his opinions on PCA as an ambassador to the Southside-Northside conflict?
120
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bugs are shrimp
050
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
could be, but he just threw one at his jersey retirement in August
020
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my first thought was Frank, but then I saw he threw out a pitch just two years ago.
030
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wow, you might travel even more than my brother. He went through at least 3 of them as his commuters and i think has a spare motor ready to swap to keep the dream alive for as long as possible!
010
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you certain he wasn’t making a list of cities he would care the least about being destroyed? like you are so sure of that you would risk carrying water for him?
010
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And they stopped making them last year.
110
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
are the supposed glitches that enable rare speedruns in video games caused by neutrinos? (e.g. www.thegamer.com/how-ionizing...)
thegamer.com
How An Ionizing Particle From Outer Space Helped A Mario Speedrunner Save Time
Super Mario 64 speedrunner DOTA_Teabag received some cosmic help from an ionizing particle, resulting in an impossible glitch.
110
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
moving forward what do you think about this type of device?
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you made a valid point, tough to be a reply guy sometimes
110
Reposted by Luke Hoekstra
Ted Pavlic (he/him/his) @tedpavlic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A new widget for my stochastic sim course that might be useful for more general #stats courses -- can act as a web-based replacement for basic JMP. Load data sets at top, do parametric and nonparametric one-sample, two-sample, and multi-comparisons/ANOVA. tpavlic.github.io/asu-simulati...
tpavlic.github.io
Output Analyzer – analyze simulation output
Analyze stochastic-simulation output in the browser: import replication output, form confidence intervals on replication means, compare two or more designs (Welch, paired, Bonferroni, ANOVA with Tukey...
021
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saints were bad, but you might need a Bijan-adjusted number if he keeps going like this
020
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry, but you are helpfully removing the ambiguity Trump thrives off of.
020
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Ceiling is the roof” Michael Jordan meme
171
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This Year’s Brenton Doyle = 2005 Timo Pérez?
010
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Old desktop wallpaper featuring 15 different Chicago White Sox themed cornhole boards. I think this image came from SouthSideSox.com ca 2006?
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
unrelated, but I will never travel BA. they cancelled flights and it took months of fighting to get a refund
010
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
somehow watched the whole thing and just now found the Google Easter egg
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Year’s Brian Anderson = 2005 Brian Anderson
021
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tiny wings are often superior, but that one maybe too small
010
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have no idea your taste, but Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins would fit the bill for me
070
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Holidays, Jon!
000
Luke Hoekstra @lukehoekstra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what I meant is that criticism of the Wild Card is really just a sharper criticism of the entire playoffs relative to the regular season. If your mental model already determined the best team, then why would I care what you have to say about the playoffs?
000