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Luke GraysDaze

@lukegraysdaze.bsky.social
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Britdad, 35, Gas/Electric Meter Man, Still Punk

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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gutted that it's just expulsion...
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There are a few moments when I have thought America has gone over the edge. But the Pentagon confirmed they will live stream the first execution by firing squad in decades. What does this say about the health of their society?
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hello Scrivener! It's good here!
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Loved the interview on frontline btw
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If it's any consolation, I had to explain to my 6 year old what a TV channel is. "What you didn't have netflix?" "No, we had to watch what was on at the time, with ad breaks" "What about Disney?" "No..."
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tepid Peppermint Wonderland - Brian Jonestown Massacre
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Deleted some apps and now I have no idea where anything is and I panic at the co op because I can't tap my phone quick enough.
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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 14/08/2026
I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"But but but, the fuel shortages were only for a week..." - A russian I was arguing online with
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Is that fire following us?
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
youtu.be/P0nyy6AcfY4?...
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X-ECUTIONERS LINKIN PARK -IT'S GOIN DOWN
YouTube video by SlapsAndFaggioli
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Chu-Let-The-Dogs-Out✊🏾💚🇪🇺🇬🇧🇳🇬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @chumantastic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My friend said she saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French River.. I told her that's bat shit in Seine.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I love the whole binface thing. But isn't this a black mirror episode waiting to happen?
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Shmil S Half Life: Pick Up That Can Meme
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
SMRT
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Homer Simpson: I Am So Smart!
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I hate seeing this. I wanna see Scotland do well.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"Pump action format" as a way to describe the dispensing of a men's moisturiser is peak male marketing
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I played there a few times in my yoof (i.e 6 years ago before my firstborn screamed onto the scene). Check out Spice by the Tramadolls. We weren't completely shit.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Fanks mate, little lad wee'd on my side of the bed too, so good first night home
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My son was just born. My Dad powers are getting stronger by the minute. Or so I thought. Then I dealt with a shitocalypse I'd forgotten about since my firstborn.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Anders Puck Nielsen called it, he basically said this is one of the few options Putin has left, throw more bodies at it, and continue to try and grind forward.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Showed the Mrs this, I asked "Have you seen this" She said "Oh bless her, everybody has seen this"
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You're not missing much! Haha! I'll have to check it out, my wife misses Kofola!
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Czech trains are definitely better than London trains. I love travelling through Czech by train. Best train cake ever, plus nobody judges me for drinking beer.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Certainly, and I'm not gonna tell you how you should feel about it, as it's not my place. But as an English speaker, I think that's what they meant. MA are usually on the right side of history.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I think they meant strongmen, as in tyrants, political strongmen can die too.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Man Being Silly with Tongue Out
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Andy @nafoengineer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This needs sharing Reform is a ProRussia party- Thos mentality can’t get into the UK main politics
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Maybe some people clicked like when it was the old testament. Maybe if you edited and made a new testament they wouldn't have clicked like
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Voted SNP in the locals, as the council is run well here, green areas well kept, schools and hospitals run well, and Scottish Greens on the Peach ballot. Voted labour in the 24' generals when I lived in England, their pandering to reform caused this.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I'm 56. Racism was everywhere when I was a kid. People just did it, without comment. Normalised. In the 90s political correctness (later: Woke) appeared, and racism withdrew. I'm not saying it vanished. But by 2015, it was socially unacceptable, even in the rough areas I grew up in. Then Brexit.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sort of. At least 5 of the 7 Trump backed challengers beat the GOP incumbents. edition.cnn.com/2026/05/05/p...
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Trump gets revenge, and other takeaways from Tuesday’s Indiana and Ohio primaries | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump vowed revenge when the Republican supermajority in the Indiana state Senate embarrassed him in December, voting down Trump’s demands to redraw the state’s congressional maps to ...
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👋I’m working on follow backs😊 @beaches1.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Tottenham will get wins and West Ham will slip up. As a West Ham fan I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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a man with a mullet is walking down a street in front of a building with the word the on it .
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This "Times" article, written by Super Hans from Peep Show
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Amazing, my knowledge is a little bit green (scuse the pun), but wherever they're on the ballot they'll have my vote!
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My family and I moved from Luton to Stirling this year, the wife and I are gutted there are no Scottish Green candidates here. You'd get my vote.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"Impeach the mother fuckers" Ezekial 26:12
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Or...one can get £-ed in ones tuppence....is this too much of a Britishism?
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
In Britain you can get £-ed in your tuppence
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The £ is stronger than the $
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Me n the family moved to Scotland at the beginning of the year. Just bought these pringles in a local shop. Guarantee the Scots love this 😅🤨
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So long, farewell, auf wierdersehen goodbye...
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Man like Todger
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm told heroin is a helluva time
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Yakov Feygin @buddyyakov.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.
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Luke GraysDaze @lukegraysdaze.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The world needs more Angine De Poitrine. Virtuosos
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