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Luke O 🇬🇧

@lukebosullivan.bsky.social
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Writer, wizard, gobshite, he/him. @lukeosullivan on X. Fuck X tho.

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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And the toilet empties into the UK
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm like the jack of all trades on social media
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy #Pride month! We're off to a great start already
Photograph of reduced price cookies in Tesco, because people weren't buying them
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Though I miss having a dog as a friend
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
If you didn't get to carve a pumpkin for Halloween, you can carve a watermelon for Christmas instead
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Cadbury's is gone. Extortionate prices for sub-par chocolate
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I wonder what other animals say their own name
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Just heard a crow crowing from the chimney pot on a nearby house, and I realised it sounded like "crow". Pokémon are REAL
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Get you a bus driver that doesn't stop for speed bumps
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
"We're gonna own the means of production like never before. We will own 100%, 70%, 300% of beautiful American businesses"
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
They repeatedly excuse their own side's behaviour. They'll say Vance earned it. They literally have senior politicians on a flight log that we're forbidden from seeing, and they think that's ok. "Beating the libs at any cost"
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is a man who built a career on inflating numbers and he fools the same people every time
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
My latest jam is playing music videos on YouTube at 2x speed
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
South Park... Wow
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Guessing you don't have bills to pay
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
It's just part of the cycle for any company set up for quick gains 1) get investors to pile money in 2) run the company at a loss while you build it up > openai is here 3) make profits and make a big hoohah out of it, to attract a buyer 4) sell the company 5) company goes under
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
You can tell he's losing the ability to write.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Artists: AI "art" compared to real art is like comparing a sirloin to hot dog meat Shareholders: yet, hot dog meat sells Artists: So, say you're given the choice. Sirloin or a plate of pink slime? Shareholders: I'm just in it for the money, you don't have to be disgusting
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
"Man, you're funny," replied Ice T, who had just moved to Long Island
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Shocking. It was the Tories who put the law in and Labour are defending it as if it was theirs all along. No internal criticism. No suggestions to improve it.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
And remember to brush your teeth
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Broken clock/broken cock, take your pick!
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
"I would start the numbering at 1, maybe 2, maybe 200, 300, but it could be 1,000 o'clock, times we never thought would be possible."
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
EGG
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
You know what people are like when they meet someone for the first time, whether they are genuinely warm, putting on a polite face, or be a complete dick to them
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
RIP, Ozzy
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Can imagine one of the lines will be like "Swear that Trump did nothing wrong and you won't get ganked."
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
ChatGPT isn't an artist, but it steals from real artists
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Cancel your Paramount+ subscription now.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
And we've also seen stumbling blocks put in the way with South Park. I'm worried about Star Trek too.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
No empathy
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
And sometimes, it's the same person!
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
*Morgan Freeman voice* Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Apparently, he signed a deal with his long time friend, "Mr E Nasir", who has "a lot of copper, the biggest amount of copper you have ever seen, and it is great copper", to supply the US industry for years to come
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Finally.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Turkmenistan
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Yeah well P2025 wants to stop HRT pretty much for anyone who isn't a cis woman. I'll end with this: the regime doesn't understand the tenacity of Americans and we all know how people resisted the government in the Prohibition era.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
So no, trans women are not to blame!
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Classic reaction to a supply/demand issue, where I think the issue is more with the supply than the demand, as engineered shortages are a great excuse to push up prices. And you can't stockpile E like you can with toilet paper. And cis women who need HRT vastly outnumber trans women who do.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"My dog ate my homework"
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Every day they have to be pressed for the release of the client list
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Take the stairs sometimes instead of the elevator. One day, you may not have that choice.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Americans, how long until they make it illegal to talk about the Epstein Client List?
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
So we have "North Korea" TikTok and "South Korea" TikTok. Wonder which version will be infested with trolls more than the other
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Got to keep the pressure up on them.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Yacht size?
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
If a client list goes in the shredder, is it still a client list?
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Orwell's lesser-known "Nineteen Eighty-Three" is just as dystopian but not as much of a page turner
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
There's a definite vein of Gen X women who are transphobic. Maybe they think trans women are after their HRT.
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