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Luke O 🇬🇧

@lukebosullivan.bsky.social
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Writer, wizard, gobshite, he/him. @lukeosullivan on X. Fuck X tho.

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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm like the jack of all trades on social media
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy #Pride month! We're off to a great start already
Photograph of reduced price cookies in Tesco, because people weren't buying them
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
If you didn't get to carve a pumpkin for Halloween, you can carve a watermelon for Christmas instead
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Cadbury's is gone. Extortionate prices for sub-par chocolate
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I wonder what other animals say their own name
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Just heard a crow crowing from the chimney pot on a nearby house, and I realised it sounded like "crow". Pokémon are REAL
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Get you a bus driver that doesn't stop for speed bumps
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
My latest jam is playing music videos on YouTube at 2x speed
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
South Park... Wow
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
RIP, Ozzy
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Take the stairs sometimes instead of the elevator. One day, you may not have that choice.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Americans, how long until they make it illegal to talk about the Epstein Client List?
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
My kid's school have been putting on a production of Frozen (Frozen Jr) this week, which has been phenomenal
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
What happens after your Jet2 holiday? Do you fall into a deep depression, having realised you've reached the pinnacle of life's experiences, that nothing will ever beat it? Not even the savings of £50 per person stems the flow of the dark thoughts (£200 for a family of 4).
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2025
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Picked a bowl of blackcurrants from the garden
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
We could have had hoverboards and "the three seashells" but instead we have another sequel to the Gulf Wars
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I'm a Garden Dictator All the weeds hate me The grass fights back And the bugs will attack I put in place my plants To occupy the space They do as I say If the weeds are at bay I'm a Garden Dictator The native plants revolt Didn't see their fate I rain down glyphosate
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
#Facebook really wants me to cut short the break I'm having with it. 35 notifications apparently, some from idiots who want to argue and don't want to learn.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I searched "No Kings riot" on X to see if there were any, as surely it would be widespread on that platform. No evidence at all, yet a full expectation from the Right for them, plus the usual conspiracy theories about Soros etc. Gandhi for all his faults promoted "Satyagraha" which bore fruit
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
May be the traditionalist in me but I get annoyed at the fact that people don't queue when waiting for the bus any more
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I've started a Facebook holiday. Have held my own against the psychopathic hordes that run riot in that place, but it's time for a break. It wasn't doing me any good. Hell will simply have to wait for me.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Sarcasm is when you lie really badly for some comedic effect. The Tsar Chasm is the afterlife for Russian leaders. Follow me for more great jokes etc.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
@stephenking.bsky.social I know Tesla sales are already bad, but you must have wondered whether the time is right for a movie version of Christine.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
1) McDonalds 2) Burger King 3) KFC (British joke)
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Ahahaha
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I've tried peach soju and it's really nice, like half sake and half schnapps
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My Facebook feed is about 80% of these pop-up pro-MAGA pages. It's as bad as Twitter.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
What influences your character design of your "bad guys"? #writingcommunity
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Also, what's happening in America is limited to America. The Right are in a honeymoon period and it won't last forever. There's been a political blitzkrieg lately but that won't be forever. I mean, I hope DOGE *haven't* been making up numbers, for their sake
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
There's "so much winning" on the Right currently, but have you noticed how miserable and angry they are? All joy is turning into ash in their mouths. I think they were expecting zero resistance from the people they wanted to persecute, idk
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Since starting going swimming once a week this year, I've lost -4lb
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Might start to refer to terms like "alpha male", "sigma male" and "beta male" as genders
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Musk fans: Let's go and live on Mars! 👍 Let's keep Earth habitable 👎
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
What concerns me over these next four years is that I know the Right hate it when others are having a good time. They have been trying to pile in on #Bluesky and get up in the face of normal people having normal conversations. How can they compromise this space and how can we resist?
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
#Christmas is supposed to be a season when you're supposed to be thinking of other people, but people are acting more selfish this season. Good luck to anyone needing to grocery shop over the next few days.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I am now in the Christmas mood youtu.be/OgXhoCY1sn0?...
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'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea but all the lyrics are 'I'm driving home for Christmas'
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
#deadinternettheory seems to be hitting harder every day. If you go by #facebook, you'd think there is mass hysteria over #arla and #bovaer but alas, people are still buying Lurpak
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This advert got me like "better in that out, eh" #ubereats #tiktok vm.tiktok.com/ZGd6QmrBt/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 01/12/2024
This Georgian protest movement to resist autocracy is giving me such life. A roman candle minigun is the best thing I've ever seen.
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Anyone else having a lot of déjà vu lately?
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I didn't hit the 50k, but I gave it a really good try. I went further than the last time though. I passed the 45k mark. I've been ill for most of it and I'm nursing a bad headache now. I'm trying to congratulate myself! #nanowrimo
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Dana Fraedrich, Steampunk Fantasy Author (she/her) @danafraedrich.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Friendly reminder to my fellow #writers : as Anne Lamott said, all first drafts are 💩. All of them. Every single one. Editing rounds is where you’ll clean them up and make them good. SO GO FORTH!!! AND WRITE THAT BEAUTIFUL GARBAGE FIRST DRAFT!!!
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A poem about being ill Cough cough cough cough Cough cough cough Why won't this cold Just fuck off? I don't know when I caught it I just want it Bloody gone 'cause having a fucking cold Is not really fucking fun
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
How would you add to this?
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Dr. Hello Bonjour @hellobonjour.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I'm totally OK with being called woke. It just means that I'm showing off my green flags. Happy to follow others with green flags. #woke
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Luke O 🇬🇧 @lukebosullivan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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