Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm going to assume any crimes that happen in Miami from now till November are a GTA 6 promotional stunt. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don't know why people were so mad about The Last Temptation of Christ. It's just a good old-fashioned comic book style reimagining of the mythos. It's All Star Jesus. Ultimate Jesus. Absolute Jesus. 020
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 08/09/2026New video essay is up! I played a game called While Waiting, and I beat it in a way I'm going to bet most people on earth have never beaten a game before: in my sleep. Quite literally. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-Qo...youtube.comWhile Waiting: The Game I Literally Beat in My SleepYouTube video by Luis Prada 000
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Don't you just hate it when you're trying to drive like a maniac and some dork in front of you is obeying the law? 000
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I get why people watch the GTA 6 trailer and think it just looks like more GTA. I'll speak for myself when I say the appeal of rock* games and that series has nothing to do with gameplay. It's the worlds. They build the most vivid, realized worlds of their specific gaming generations. 020
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A program telling me that I can't uninstall it because it's still open is the same as someone jamming their foot in front of a door when you're trying to shut it on their face. 000
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 24/08/2026No one in life ever sits you down and teaches you how to throw away an enormous box worth of packing peanuts. It's just one of those life lessons everyone has to figure out on their own. 000
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My favorite genre of Amazon review is when the title is like "I HATE THIS THIS SUCKS DO NOT BUY DO NOT BUY" and the body of the review is like "yeah it's fine I guess" 011
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Pre-order Daniel's book, get a shitty batman. Everybody wins. 061
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'm really going to miss my job as a super villain henchman. Just standing around, holding machine guns, chatting with my bros around the explosive red barr— 000
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I love a dorky talking-head guy in a video or documentary who is wearing a tie of the thing he is an expert on. Like in this Wired video about a guy who makes good paper airplanes. If I have any questions about paper airplanes, I'm directing them toward the guy wearing the paper airplane tie. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'm sure the Little Nightmares games move a lot of merch at Hot Topic but those are some absolutely tedious games. 000
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Voting in South Florida is like trying to decide which sack of shit smells best. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The best lunch Is ham and cheese on crackers eaten while standing in the kitchen. 000
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 24/07/2026For those who have watched my latest video about Consume Me/Baby Steps, know that I'm still filling that planner, still hustlin', still taking care of business. One task down. Let's get that money. 100
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Very proud of myself for having made a TikTok/short/reels version of my essay to advertise. Very low bar for putting myself out there. youtube.com/shorts/s0Sd0...youtube.comComedies of ambition https://youtu.be/GNFDMIJUI9Q?si=Jn3D9wPfFLeToigUYouTube video by Luis Prada 000
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 17/07/2026New video essay wherein I examine how Consume Me and Baby Steps star characters with ambitions on the opposite ends of its spectrum. Two games that get a little serious but really want you to laugh through it all. youtu.be/GNFDMIJUI9Q?...youtu.beConsume Me And Baby Steps Are Comedies Of AmbitionYouTube video by Luis Prada 000
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Proud to announce that I'm changing the way I write the number two from the standard format with the sharp turn (2) to the one with the fancy loop at the bottom. This change will usher in a new era of elegance to my To Do lists and restaurant tip math scribbles. 020
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 14/07/2026so just crunching the numbers here. I ate some taco bell lettuce on sunday, and explosive diarrhea parasite takes about a week to hit, so by my calculations I should be shitting myself inside out in the middle of my upcoming vacation. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Reports of my keyboard's death were greatly exaggerated. It's unkillable. It will outlive us all. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I've never understood why the Cleveland tourism board never officially adopted Jack Donaghy's "flee to the Cleve" line as its official slogan. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 06/07/2026RIP to my keyboard. Died after 16 years of service. It's been with me for nearly my entire professional writing career. Pour one out for my Logitech G110. It was a beast. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Tragic: Friend's TV Permanently Stuck On Motion Smoothing 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If I had worked just a little harder in life I really think I could have been invited to the wedding. 020
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Love how Shams follows up every transaction tweet with a quote tweet of himself where he credits the agents involved that feels like the end credits of the previous tweet. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 27/06/2026One dumb thing I will always get pedantic over is that the Ghostbusters proton pack isn't a gun. It's a highly advanced lasso. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You need to keep around some uncomfortable underwear to make you appreciate the good underwear. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Meet the new undrafted who is going to make some playoff team's life a living hell. 000
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Always fun when a new Star wars thing invents a new alien species and then every other Star Wars thing after it is like oh yeah yeah they've been here the whole time. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Local Wendy's drive-thru switched to an AI voice and now I'm morosely eating a junior bacon cheeseburger. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Sheesh turkey's national anthem is drenched in "we're ruled by a dictator" vibes 000
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Pop an immersion blender in there and I might drink that whole thing 020
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 10/06/2026My apartment complex is finally replacing its roof, which has turned my life into a grand experiment to find out how much banging and clanking the human mind can take before it snaps. So far, it looks like only about a week's worth. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 07/06/2026You know how people say weed is too strong nowadays? That's how I feel about the movie Obsession. 010
Luis Prada @luisprada.bsky.social · 03/06/2026As a fan of the Heat, a team with long-standing rivalries with both the Spurs and Knicks, I'm hoping the universe finds a way to make both teams lose. 000