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Ned Ludd Lives

@luddwasright.bsky.social
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Technologically-dependent tech pessimist ⚙️🔨 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 He/Him

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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 55m
Maybe it was a Boy Named Sue situation growing up as Hitler
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, the Dutch certainly would’ve been enthusiastic about this
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh my god, I’m in a work call right now where one colleague just instructed another to use Copilot to do what would be an extremely simple find and replace operation for hundreds of lines of text. I suggested replace instead, and his was response was sure but that’s the “old method” 😩
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like that Slow Horses is leaning more into what the books made clear right away: That River absolutely belongs where he has been stuck.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ben, your trillions can afford better than this. Get a fucking egg sandwich from Dunkin or something for Christ sake
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you type "Aella" three times into ChatGPT with the lights off, an ice pick will come out of your computer and lobotomize you
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This legit fucked me up, I need a hug man
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Animal control never responded. Suffering squirrel had flies all over it as it continued to slowly die. Fellas, if you’ve never had to decapitate a squirrel, count yourself fortunate
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You are a sick, dying squirrel. You would prefer to die in: 1) A black plastic bin with ventilation, cooked pumpkin, seeds, water, and no way to get out 2) Out in the open where a coyote or owl is likely going to get you and eat you alive current situation is 1 but I'm conflicted.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sort of pathetic because the amount of money you really need to escape the grind these days is *so* much more than whatever they’ll pay you for your 4 year circus act. I’d rather just scrape by with a clean conscious until a drop
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The funny thing about AI is that, when you think about it, the only people being put out of jobs are the tech people that developed it. They’re only remarkable for having particularly systematic, organized minds, and now they’ve automated that away. Good job guys
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now Adam Baldwin, who I used to confuse Woody with, is a legitimate psycho
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woody Harrelson is a victim of the US education system
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I remember there was a period where people were cancelling Woody Harrelson for his insane conspiracy theories about vaccinations and stuff. But after listening to his interview on Conan, I’m inclined to say he’s just a harmless garden-variety dumbass. There should be some leeway for these sorts of
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Depressing how it seems like yet another autumn is going to get stolen from us here in Colorado and turned into late summer weather. I wonder if we're in for another warm-autumn "winter" with occasional snowfall.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And look at the condition of streets back then. Clean as a whistle!
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Recently, I fed copilot a list of numbers and asked it to tell me which ones were prime. It told me. Then, I asked it how it did that, and it showed me the python code that it used, but that code used a prime function. But where’s the function stored? Is that the tool call?
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You keep checking the date. You must be confused. It's 1995. That feeling that you installed Windows 95 a long time ago is just confusion. Windows 95 will now run Solitaire to calm you.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Napoleon: It could happen here
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve noticed that the 17th century style at the time for the European nobility was to wear a collar that makes it look like your head is on a plate. Feels like foreshadowing
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can also get faraday bags for your phone fairly cheaply and throw it in your backpack.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s going to be difficult to find a place for my shower beans what with all the shelf space already taken up by my shower beer and shower gun.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’d assume something supposedly both intelligent and conscious would have its own motivations. LLMs don’t. If you don’t tell them to do anything, they’ll just sit there. They won’t query any info, experiment, talk to themselves, nothing. You know, the same way a calculator wouldn’t.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I choose a kusarigama, can I call it a flail?
Kusarigama in action - it’s like a flail with a knife attached
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which is why it’s so critical that whoever is the 2028 dem nominee is going to be aggressive on undoing the damage. Not a both-sides “centrist” like Newsom
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone insert that Michael Tracey still from his recent press appearance
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tens of hours went into the prompt that generated it.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schlubby, although even this isn’t quite potent enough to describe this photo… man can’t even bother to comb his hair and shave for a media appearance. That’s not even stylish scruff, it’s the 5 o’clock shadow of someone who just fell out of bed after a bender
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've gone hungry all day due to your tardiness. I am a surgeon and 4 people have died
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My dumb ass would break them immediately
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't afford them, but goddamn these glasses slap
High-end (expensive) designer glasses
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif
static.klipy.com
Comedic Slipper Whooping Showdown
ALT: Comedic Slipper Whooping Showdown
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I recently watched a bee get bullied off a flower by a fucking butterfly that successfully used its wings to whack (really, a light tap) the bee, so I no longer have any respect for them as insects.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shokupan French toast
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So he's just another asshole, then. I didn't really know the first thing about the guy, but I listened to Adam Friedland's interview of him, and he seemed OK. Adam should have pushed him harder.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What part of my brain is keep track of this?? It's certainly subconscious. How does it know to trigger specifically the "eggs" memory? Is there a tiny me trapped in there who is stuck doing nothing but counting seconds?
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Having an accurate internal clock feels like a real life magical power. I just set a 10 minute alarm for some eggs, and then got distracted and forgot all about them. Then, I suddenly get an alarming thought, "Oh no, the eggs!" and a split second later the alarm goes off.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She is absolutely soaking in every single one of those rays.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Australian military really shouldn't have recruited private Return To Sender
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also, lots of people losing their retirement funds once the LLMs get good enough at fraud, data mining, and hacking. Even if it can't convince the person to transfer their funds, it may well be able to collect enough info to impersonate them.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mfw they make me wear the bread
Opening shot of The Green Knight, where his crown has a halo attached
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Turns out there is a creator of the universe, but it's just some guy that spun up 999 other ones at the same time trying to see if one comes up with a solution to the bug in his code.
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Physicists aren’t sure how, but if you extracted all the grease from this restaurant, it would somehow fill more volume than the space of the restaurant itself
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Literally bursting at the seams #tomatoes
Yellow tomato
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is this Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler?
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
$180 to save yourself the 5 minutes a week it takes to keep a fed, lively starter. Who is this for??
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Tim Daw @timdaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Deceptively simple: Stonehenge as blocks on the real contoured surface — orbit on your phone, tap for coords, sun & moon for today or c. 2500 BC. A lot of work so it feels easy. timdaw37.github.io/stonehenge-b...
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The shadows, they’re lengthening!
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Ned Ludd Lives @luddwasright.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a handful of neurons above choosing the 1/4 lb burger over the 1/3 lb one because it has the higher number
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