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Lucy Winter

@lucywinter.bsky.social
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Listener and maker of sounds. Writer. Musician. Occasional voice actor. Dynamite with a laser beam. VA: The Silt Verses, Heartglass

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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 1h
Restorative justice is when no justice is done and nothing is restored, but i get to go back to not thinking about the uncomfortable thing.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 10h
" if a dog said this I wouldn't be impressed that it was talking" is an absolute banger, ngl
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goddamn, Florence Pugh is a force.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well the good news is he's not taking his doctor's advice. We might have a very exciting day soon.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey Meta! Stop sending me ads for an AI goblin to do my shopping for me! There is no world in any reality where I give an AI goblin my credit card information! You! Maniacs!
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In other (vitally important) news, my cat has started taking naps in the laundry basket.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People tell me to prune my tomatoes but I just can't hurt my children!!
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had a very successful season with a breed called Midnight Snack. Very pretty, mottled black and red fruit, extremely sweet and delicious, very productive but large and unwieldy plant.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Forgiveness is something that the victim can choose to give or not. Its none of my business. What is my business is if I choose to give my attention and support to a rapist, or to another talented and worthy artist who has never raped anybody.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not even anti-restorative justice or whatever, I just think these conversations about rehabilitation or whatever can wait until after rapists face even one (1) consequence
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you wanna honor someone, don't use embarrassing AI slop.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Making our core policy "fuck everyone who isn't from here" has had surprising and unforseeable effects on tourism.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Either it's a private company and the labor of all contributors need to be compensated, or it's a public good and it should be owned in common. You do not get to argue that the artistic output of the human race belongs to eveyone and then privatize it through technology.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait so AI is entitled to the work of all the artists in the world, is that right? Because art is some kind of universal birthright. Cool. OK. So what portion of Openai do I get to own for my contribution? If our work is owned in common then so should theirs.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I didn't drive. The only way to obey all of the advice was to barricade myself in my home and never live my life. But if I had been attacked it would have been my fault for not obeying the advice.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I was in grad school, there was serial assaulter who was attacking women near campus. My school sent out emails warning women not to walk to and from school alone. Not long after that there was a high profile attack in a taxi. Cops warned us not to take cabs. Then there was an attack on a bus.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So the Backrooms was just one big unsubtle metaphor, huh? I'm not complaining. I liked it! Subtlety is overrated.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck these ghouls.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, you made a horror-romance-surrealist-musical-comedy? Well, that may have been too many things, my guy. Lots of weird tonal shifts. Didn't come together, I'm afraid. But goddamn it do I respect it.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whenever I see a movie or artistic project that has big ambitions and then fails at them I can never bring myself to dislike it. Even when I know it is extremely flawed or even altogether bad, I still respect the ambition so much that i end up rooting for it. God knows we need risky ideas these days
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Film works in visual shorthand, i.e. watching a couple kiss is a shorthand for telling the audience, "a romance has officially begun." But there are other ways to get that information across, if you experiment a little. I don't want to listen to actors slurping.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Audiodrama creators, I say this with love: Not everything that works on screen works in audio. The big onscreen kiss that signifies a couple is finally getting together? On screen, romantic, satisfying. In audio, you're recording two smooching actors and making me listen to the slurp slurp sounds.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He has kind of united everybody in thinking he's a tool.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is right and cool to show open contempt towards people trying to peddle their AI slop as "art", or themselves as "artists".
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know, real delusional grifters won't see your jokes, but your friends with telekinesis will. Be kind.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yup, that's a frog.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He's just so dumb.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hello yes is he taking applications for best friend??
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Godot-com
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Reposted by Lucy Winter
Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*hitting myself repeatedly in the head with a hammer* WHY ISN'T THE GOVERNMENT STOPPING THIS?
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Its so funny too cause like... Hey, man? You own the company. You can just not do stuff. Like. Just don't do those things that you think are bad?
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Even if you are messaging personal friends, it takes a few moments to send a message. People doomscroll for hours.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My mother is in her 70s and even she watches Facebook reels. FB has become the old lady platform, and even it is flooded with meme accounts, joke accounts, content. Younger folks doomscroll on Tiktok, Instagram reels. Twitter and Reddit is mostly strangers yelling at each other.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No. Not even close.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's almost cute. Like she thinks it's 2006 and we're all still on MySpace and MSN Messenger. People on social media aren't talking to their friends, they're watching a firehose of influencers pretending to be their friends.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have a trade deficit with my grocery store. I buy stuff from them all the time but they've never bought anything from me. I am getting ripped off. If I just stopped buying food altogether, I would generate billions of dollars of profit for myself.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of course! The problem was guys all along.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That Mona Lisa smile.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have decided there are some things I just don't need to know.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bet you guys are sorry about those tariffs NOW, huh? No clam juice for you.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Clamato juice is the funniest Canadianism to explain to foreigners. Because of the clam juice in it. You know, clam juice? The juice of a clam? Who doesn't love the refreshing juice of a delicious clam?
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Similarly, AI "artists" claim that AI is both an incredible tool that allows them to make things better, quicker, and more easily, but the second someone calls them a hack then it becomes an incredibly complex, difficult creative process that they struggle to master.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stitching a dead cat head onto an iguana body while humming "Eye of the Tiger" to myself. #ChasingMyDreams #Girlboss
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also as teens there wasn't a 24/7 feed of live commentary piping their interpretations straight into your brain before you'd even seen it.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But also self contradictory. Ai can't be both a brilliant machine that can do anything at a simple request, AND an incredibly complicated skill that you need to learn RIGHT NOW or you will be left behind.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is a Bluesky hall of fame worthy exchange.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, to be a little dog in a little tie.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel like the belle of the ball, but ladies, I'm concerned I'll dry out.
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Lucy Winter @lucywinter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When you donate blood, Canadian Blood Services becomes your biggest fan. They'll be constantly on you with the texts and the calls and the emails. "Can I have some blood?" they'll say. "Hey, Lucy, it's been a while since we drained ya". "Say, you don't need all that delicious blood you got, do ya?"
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