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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr

@lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social
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ASL: old enough to remember Pokémon, only if it involves RPing as our D&D characters, nesting in the back of a sock drawer. Profesional nouns: it/any

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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I;m thinking about thos Beans #cat #cats #void #catsofbluesky #furbaby #toebeans
A void pirate's toe beans are visible while she sleeps on a light blue sheet.
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"GO AWAY! I IS SLEEP!!!" #cat #cats #void #pirate #piratekitties #catsofbluesky #pouchcatato #furbaby
A void pirate cat sleeps with a paw over her face, just before mauling her servant for trying to pet her.
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
This is why I keep a bear trap in my chimney. Where's your warrant, motherfucker? #Christmas #Santa #surveillancestate #asab #4thamendment #homeinvasion #selfdefense #santaisapervertforcreepingonkidswhiletheysleep
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
If people ever celebrate Christmas for real (fictional holiday first depicted in Die Hard), I hope this joins the lore.
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Someone was up late baking cookies for Santa. Now she's dreaming of making more. #cat #cats #void #pirate #piratekitties #catsofbluesky #pouchcatato #airbiscuits
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I pray that this year, St. Nickleless will finally end the production of pennies. (St. Nickleless: the patron Saint of people who hate carrying change.) #christmas #holidays #miracle #christmasmiracle #fuckoffpennies
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Christmas is the worst time of year. The music is all on repeat, people get me presents but don't let me open them until later, and all my D&D groups are on hiatus. Guess I'll have to make my own fun. Happiest season? More like fappiest season! #christmas #holidays #grinch #controversial
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This time I asked if I could get out of bed. She decided I haven't earned that yet. #cat #void #pirate #pets #literalgatekeeping
A black pirate cat guards the top of a bunk bed ladder. A black pirate cat guards the top of a bunk bed ladder and is an asshole.
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
11. I know you are but what am I? 12. You'll never be my real father! 13. *nodding* Yes, it's my favorite letter too.
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
"If I wanted your opinion I'd raise my paw to ask... oh right." #caturday #cats #pets
A black pirate cat pauses her grooming to look at the camera. A paw is raised behind her head to signal she has a question.
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I'm not a night owl, I'm a noctivagant! #til
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Prefect painting for any room.
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Where does one find the wait-list?
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Once again, I woke up with a sore shoulder because my cat prefers that I face her while she sleeps next to me. I'd hate to disturb her by turning over. #cat #pets #sleepingkitty #pouchcatato #weallknowwhosmoreimportant
Sleeping black kitty hides her eyes from the evil sunSleeping black kitty hides her eyes from the evil sun while showing off that she's a pouch catato
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Talk about relatable.
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Don't worry. I didn't need that hand anyway. Having two is overrated. #cat #sleepycat #pet #hostage #atleastsheshappy #shescutebutstillanasshole
A sleeping black cat holds the camera person's hands hostageA sleeping black cat holds the camera person's hands hostage
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
"It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend." I miss listening to this song on repeat every friday. I need to get back in the habit.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Share if you like tacos or you’re my biological dad
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Toothpaste is for cowards! Real men/women/enbies use sand. *Wipes away the blood leaking from my mouth* #medicaladvice #dentist #howdareyouaskaboutmyqualifications #controversial
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I asked very politely if I could go to bed now. She didn't feel like letting me. #cat #void #pirate #pets #literalgatekeeping
A black cat guards the top of a bunk bed ladderA black cat guards the top of a bunk bed ladder and is also an asshole
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Seems fair #cat #pets #fairandbalanced #sheneedstheroomincaseshewantstostretch #bed #void
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Thanksgiving sucks! I'm expected to put pants on in my own home? If uncle Steve can make everyone uncomfortable by drunkenly yelling about politics, I should be allowed to air out like I usually do! #thanksgiving #holidays #family #politics #haggisisbetterthanturkey #controversial
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
They say the early bird gets the worm, but what if it's too early and the worm is still asleep? Maybe night-owls aren't lazy, they just live by a different schedule. Ever think about that while banging around in the morning, Jordan? Didn't think so you piece of shit! #nightowl #stfu
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If I were an alien I wouldn't visit Earth. I'd just dump my trash here while hanging out in orbit to binge Friends. Ross is my favorite. #aliens #friends #space #earthismytrashcan #controversial
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Actually, it's only a republic if it's from the Republic region of France.
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Me: the cup is on the floor with water everywhere because my cat is an asshole
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I don't get why it's so hard for people to understand. Men's bathrooms are for men, women's are for women, and neutral bathrooms are for non-binaries. That's why I can pee at anyone's house, but the cisgenders have to visit local shops when they need a toilet. #nimbr #notinmybathroom #controversial
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I don't get it. What else is my mom supposed to put on vegetables to make them edible?
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Now this is the kind of genius content I came here for. Everyone else shut it so I can learn from the master.
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Appeasement is for cowards. The only real way to enjoy a book is to watch the movie adaptation. #books #reading #movies #controversial
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
"Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza." The words of a coward. #food #pizza #pineapple #controversial #notenoughhotsauce
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LttlGrmlnTrblmkr @lttlgrmlntrblmkr.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Sandwich Noun Two or more slices of bread or a split roll having filling in between. - Merriam Webster Famous examples: hotdogs, stacked pizza, and jelly donuts #sandwiches #controversial
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