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L. T. Hewitt

@lthewitt.bsky.social
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Award-winning writer, director and actor. app.spotlight.com/5736-5614-8965

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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
All those telling us not to be hysterical and call Trump a fascist – now is your time to beg for forgiveness. You let this happen with your dismissiveness. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Trump deploys National Guard after clashes in LA
The city sees a second day of clashes over raids by federal agents on undocumented migrants.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
@rbkc.gov.uk Nearly got hit by a car because you still haven't installed pedestrian crossings at Battersea Bridge. People have died here, but there's still no safe way to cross from the north-west.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Maybe it's time to rethink which side you're on.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
No way someone REWATCHED 'Megalopolis'.
A Letterboxd entry of user Keith Phipps rewatching 'Megalopolis'.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
GEORDIE TRANSLATOR (2025) George’s strong accent and blunt matter mean she’s unsuccessful in job interviews, despite her great credentials. So she hires a posh southerner to ‘translate’ her answers while she sits in another room on the phone. youtu.be/1kud-jEKGqU
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Strong Northern Accent Needs Translating for Job Interview | GEORDIE TRANSLATOR – comedy short film
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
CASTING CALL: 'An Acquired Taste' A food blogger tries to go professional. An investor mulls over a school for orangutans. And a morally conflicted vegan invents software which will change the way we eat forever... Send CV/Spotlight and showreel to hewittcalls@gmail.com
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
CASTING CALL: 'An Acquired Taste' A food blogger tries to go professional. An investor mulls over a school for orangutans. And a morally conflicted vegan invents software which will change the way we eat forever... Send CV/Spotlight and showreel to hewittcalls@gmail.com
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Filming complete on my seventh short film GEORDIE TRANSLATOR! #shortfilm #short #film #cinema #Newcastle #geordie #actor #acting #writing #London #actorsoflondon #UKactors #director #cinema #filmmaking #Londonactors
Photo of a clapperboard and mock CV from the short film GEORDIE TRANSLATOR.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Thank you to my more than 900 subscribers on YouTube! Just 97 left until I'm monetised. Follow me for regular comedy short films (and so that I can afford to keep making them)! youtube.com/@lthewitt
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Cancel AI now.
Google result with an AI overview, falsely claiming 'Emma Thompson and Colin Firth have appeared in one film together: "Pride and Prejudice".'
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
My high-energy production of Agatha Christie's classic (and modern) 'And Then There Were None' runs from 19th to 23rd March in London! Expect laughter, chaos, puzzles, colour and a lot of murders! upstairsatthegatehouse.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Anybody know of two small offices/meeting rooms in London I can film in on 26th February?
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I don't know what caused the sudden uptick in views, but I'm very grateful to whomever shared my short film! youtu.be/GoizCN8VL3U
Real time views on short film 'Urania', going from under 100 views one day to 660 the next. Past 28 days of views on short film 'Urania', showing a tripling of views in the last 24 hours.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Co-producer needed for a play in London in May. Vegetarian and anti-capitalism themes. Email lukethomashewitt@gmail.com with your experience or CV to apply. #castingcall #producer #theatreproducer #theatre
Co-producer wanted: "An Acquired Taste" by L. T. Hewitt. A 90-minute philosophical comedy about the meat and textile industries. Profit-share. Show dates are 14th-17th May at The White Bear, London.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Just finished series one of 'Severance'. It's good, but why did it take nine hours to tell the first 90 minutes of a film?
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Working at a cinema isn't all crouching by a project to see when to adjust the lights. But sometimes it's exactly that.
L. T. Hewitt crouching next to a projector to check the cinema broadcast.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Excellent news that there is a ceasefire in Gaza! Now Netenyahu must stand trial in The Hague.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I dread to think what Facebook and Instagram will turn into after Mark Zuckerberg's inevitable divorce.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Absolutely insane to see thousands of posts about the wildfires in LA from the biggest organisations and individuals in Hollywood, talking about how to stop the fires and raise money to rebuild, yet not a single one of them mentions climate change. I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
This is how politics should be done. When people say a vote for the Greens is a wasted vote, they forget that people in power change their views because they get pressure from the more radical politicians out there.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Just heard someone using Gemini for the first time and it seems Alphabet has added the subtle sighs and 'breaths' from 'Her' (2013). Someone is definitely going to get marrying their phone's AI by the end of the year.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
No amount of money can save you from cringe.
Elon Musk's new Twitter bio, where his name is 'Kekius Maximus' and his picture Pepe the Frog.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
You're all going to hate this, but we're now in the second half of the decade. This is day 1828/3653 of the 2020s.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Favourite films of 2024: 1. There's Still Tomorrow – Paola Cortellesi 2. A Different Man – Aaron Schimberg 3. Challengers – Luca Guadagnino 4. Juror #2 – Clint Eastwood 5. The Apprentice – Ali Abassi
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
If anyone in the UK theatre scene (or elsewhere) is looking for Shakespeare-esque new writing, I've got a witty and thought-provoking play about actors fleeing to France under Cromwell and how that led to women being allowed on stage in England post-Interregnum.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
White hot chocolate or hot white chocolate?
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The new Syrian government is laying the foundation for 50 years of peace in the country and region, Leader Ahmad al-Sharaa (Joulani) says. * “Kurdish people are an inseparable part of Syria” and Kurdish forces will be integrated into the army * Work has started drafting a new constitution 1/2
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Going home for Christmas #family #funny #awkward
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
21 of the shows currently at the 39 West End theatres are adapted from novels, films or TV; four are biographical/jukebox musicals; two are new adaptations of myths and legends; two are musicals based on history; and six are other revivals. There are only four original shows on the West End.
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camwing @camw.ing · 05/12/2024
In 2025 (less than 30 days away), PayPal will start selling your transaction history for targeted advertising. I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping. If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.
A screenshot of PayPal's terms of service. Big wall of legalese text, which I will be pasting in below. You don't need to read it, here's the important part: 

"The key update to the Privacy Statement explains how we will share information with merchants to personalize your shopping experience and recommend our services to you. Personal information we disclose includes, for example, products, preferences, sizes, and styles we think you’ll like. Information gathered about you after the effective date of our updated Privacy Statement, November 27, 2024, will be shared with participating stores where you shop."


Here's the whole paragraph: 

We are updating our Privacy Statement to explain how, starting early Summer 2025, we will share information to help improve your shopping experience and make it more personalized for you. The key update to the Privacy Statement explains how we will share information with merchants to personalize your shopping experience and recommend our services to you. Personal information we disclose includes, for example, products, preferences, sizes, and styles we think you’ll like. Information gathered about you after the effective date of our updated Privacy Statement, November 27, 2024, will be shared with participating stores where you shop, unless you live in California, North Dakota, or Vermont. For PayPal customers in California, North Dakota, or Vermont, we’ll only share your information with those merchants if you tell us to do so. No matter where you live, you’ll always be able to exercise your right to opt out of this data sharing by updating your preference settings in your account under “Data and Privacy.”
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Whoever wrote this consultation must be a bot. I refuse to believe that a human being could earnestly write, 'Two major strengths of the UK economy are its creative industries and AI sector. Both are essential to drive economic growth and deliver the government’s Plan for Change.'
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Looking for two actors (any age or gender) for a Zoom readthrough of 'An Acquired Taste' tomorrow (18th) at noon. This near-future play deals with the ethics of the meat and textile industries in a darkly comic matter.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Your annual reminder that Time's Person of the Year is about who is most influential. It's not an award or celebration. It's neutral fact and has included Hitler, Stalin and every elected US President for 90 years.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Luigi Mangione's dark side REVEALED
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Inevitably coming soon: a ten-part saga on the making of the docuseries about the film about the making of SNL.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Any Geordie actresses in London interested in appearing in a comedy short film in January/February? One day of filming, pays £100 and is about someone who hires a 'translator' for a job interview at a snobby, classist London firm.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
If any podcasters, YouTubers or such are looking for guests, I'm always up for it. I'm a London-based writer, actor, filmmaker with a love of comedy and facts, so would really love to get involved in the podcast world, just don't know how to begin!
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Aw, bless. Now get in the cell. Life imprisonment is too good for you.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A closeted gay man's conservative family visits and he tries to hide the truth about his 'roommate'! 'Battersea Power Station' is one of my top short films (65,000+ views): #shortfilm #filmmaker #indiefilms #queercinema #cinema #lgbtq #queer #gay #gaymovie www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz0o...
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Gay Man Hides Boyfriend When Conservative Family Visits | Award-Winning Comedy Short Film
YouTube video by L. T. Hewitt
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
PSA: If you make a joke that's formatted in such a way that most people wouldn't realise it's a joke, you're not good at comedy. Jokes follow rules and structures so they're clearly distinguishable from facts or opinions.
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Nicky Cooper @nickyc632.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Throwback to one of the most fulfilling roles of my career so far! He Wears It Well at the Ed Fringe was the explosion of heartfelt queer joy I needed in theatre to express that part of me and informed many roles since! Thanks to my wonderful co-lead @lthewitt.bsky.social for sharing that with me!
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record. They run them bc people react to them the most. If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change. It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
In 14 years of Tory rule, there was public demand for a snap election because of the following scandals: • Tuition fees • Brexit lies • Lockdown delay • PPE scam • Partygate • Chris Pincher • Truss crashing the economy • Two unelected PMs But 'you lost; get over it.' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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MPs to debate petition calling for another election
A petition calling for another vote will be debated in January, after gathering 2.7m signatures.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you believed Elon Musk supports free speech, you're an idiot. www.independent.co.uk/tech/elon-mu...
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Named after the very thing they don't have. Like a Greek myth. Or a minor character in the Wizarding World.
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Carla Denyer @carladenyer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Listening to the taxing private schools debate, some MPs are opposing on peculiar basis of providing "our children" with good education. But only ~6% can afford private school, so I'll be voting for a wider definition of "our" children who deserve a good education: ALL children.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Finally caved and looked up who or what Mr Beast is. Horrified to discover that despite his wealth and following, he's four years younger than me.
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L. T. Hewitt @lthewitt.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
How long before Twitter is banned in Europe, since it's now purely used for targeted harassment?
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