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Lisa Myfriendez

@lrezzy.bsky.social
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I'm just here to post and look at food pics and nerd out about D&D. I lied. I'm here to be pissed off about fascists. Portland proud 💪

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#BLM/#NMP/#ANTIFA🇲🇽 @sinnu1.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
What she says…
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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The rich are a luxury we cannot afford
The rich are a luxury we cannot afford
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Dear rest of the world, Boycott us, fully. Don't buy our products, don't travel here. Not a single cent. The only thing the puppet masters behind the masked goons care about is money. Make them feel it. It's the only chance we have.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
New fun challenge idea: every time Trump starts demonizing immigrants from another country, learn how to cook a dish from that culture. Plaster the pics all over social media. Spread cultural awareness *and* enjoy delicious new foods.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Great news, everyone! We're not actually poor. We're just in terrible moods.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Pantone wants us to celebrate whiteness in 2026 🤷
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Call me crazy, but if I were that mother whose kid ODed, I'd want justice, not revenge. I'd want to know, with verifiable proof, that the person being punished was genuinely the person responsible.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Wait, so, we're going to issue a travel ban against ourselves?
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Sorry Instacart, but this is not what I ordered.
A ragdoll cat in a grocery bag
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Cooked some Indian food tonight: dal makhani & sauteed beet greens.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Real talk, y'all. This is what my mom looked like the last 2-3 months before she died of cancer. Slack-jawed, slumped forward, unaware of her surroundings. It started when the cancer spread to her brain, which was confirmed by MRI.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
When life gives you garlic, make toum. And then wonder how many days it will take you to sweat all that garlic out of your body.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Y'all remember when the regime freaked out because Comey posted a pic of "86 47" and they said it was an open call for political violence? So quaint!
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The thing that will ultimately radicalize me is if they ever try to remake Princess Bride.
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with the words inconceivable written on it .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words inconceivable written on it .
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Every year, I turn the sugar pie pumpkins I get from my brother's farm into maple pumpkin butter, which then gets used to make these pumpkin butter pancakes. I'm sure there's lots of other delicious things I could do with them, but...pancakes.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My husband asked if I could start cooking more American food. I opted for Puerto Rican 🇺🇸. This pollo guisado came out fantastic.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Cancer sucks & I needed to treat myself to something to get excited for finishing treatment, so I snagged this adorable vintage fermentation crock. More ferments!
Vintage American bicentennial fermentation crock with a liberty bell design.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Using purple cabbage for my sauerkraut means extra fun potato & sauerkraut pierogi.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Ok, let me get this straight... 12 year old girls are "young women" in the context of old men sexually assaulting them. 24-35 year old men are "just boys" when they spew hateful, racist, violent garbage in a group chat. Sure, sure. Makes total sense.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
My brother's farm is pulling up all the summer crops and giving me the leftover produce for my fermentation experiments. Hot sauce time!
Big bag of habenero and cayenne chilies
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Beautiful girls require much grooming to remain beautiful girls.
A ragdoll cat cleaning herself
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Got some sugar pie pumpkins from my brother's farm, so that meant it was time for a batch of maple pumpkin butter. Ready to be spread on and baked into all of the delicious fall goodies!
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
New ferment started: sliced green tomatoes with garlic, dill seed, and sliced cayenne chili.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This administration's hostility towards Portland has made me equally proud of my city and embarrassed by my country.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
A religious org that uses faith to manipulate followers into forced labor, physical/emotional abuse, and sexual acts for its leader is not a church. Let's call it what it is: a cult. Why is the press so scared to use accurate terms?
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
News flash: the "medbed" that the wealthy have is called adequate healthcare coverage. Most Americans don't have it, therefore we're more likely to suffer from long-term illness and die prematurely. There's your conspiracy. No hidden alien technology, just unbridled capitalism.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Had an MRI appt today and there were MAHA nuts protesting outside the medical center like it was a damn Planned Parenthood. This is definitely the darkest timeline.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Loomer is the scary story liberal parents need to be telling their kids. "This is what will happen to your face if you allow yourself to be consumed by hate and align with a fascist dictator. Now, off to bed, kids!"
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Imagine being this scared of a sub sandwich
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Hey, remember when Republicans were all about states' rights and a smaller government with less oversight over just about everything? Whatever happened to that? Asking for my friends DC and Harvard.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Anyone else sick of politicians being able to take a monthly family vacation when most Americans are lucky to squeak out a single long weekend a year, and then feel guilty about doing it?
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the WH social media the one that only ever posts AI generated content or stuff they stole from other people without permission?
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
When people find out I have 2 Ragdolls, they tend to assume I'm well-off. I'm not. I'm just a seasoned thrifter who got a great deal on 2 pre-owned cats at the Humane Society.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Needed 3 oz of chevre for a recipe. The store only had 4 oz packages. Just ate the remaining 1 oz, straight with a spoon. This is how I do my part to end food waste.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My 2028 vote goes to whoever promises to; 1. Outlaw gerrymandering 2. Ban convicted felons from all federal races & appointments 3. Set term limits for the house & senate 4. Doesn't have sex with kids I don't feel like this is a big ask, and yet, here we are.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Happy International Owl Appreciation Day to all who celebrate.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Proof that evil ages you quicker than being not evil; both these men are younger than me, but I look a hell of a lot better than either of them.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
We need Rise of the People, not Rise of the Machines.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Dill & lemon lacto-fermented fava beans might be my new favorite snack.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I'm getting cursed vibes from this carrot
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Made my first batch of sprouts. Super easy, cheap, and with a delicious reduced chance of salmonella. 10/10 would recommend.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
So, the states of Arkansas, West Virginia, Washington, Kentucky, and North Carolina have all been denied FEMA funds for disaster relief in 2025, but this got the green light to be funded by FEMA? It's so blatantly clear that this regime prioritizes ethnic cleansing over the welfare of its people.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
"ThIs IsN't WhAt I vOtEd FoR!" Did you vote for Trump? If so, then this is exactly what you voted for. What you really mean to say is that you didn't think the horrible things you voted for were going to have a direct impact on you.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Cozy floof
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
When MAGA lawmakers say their constituents will "get over it" if they slash Medicaid and SNAP, what they're really saying is that they will eventually die and will no longer be able to complain about it.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
No beets were harmed in the making of these pickles. This is just what happens when lemon juice hits purple cauliflower. That vibrant magenta color plays so well with this lemony fridge pickle.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Whipped up an Irish soda bread with some diced garlic scapes and cheddar. I might have over kneaded a teeny bit, but still super delicious.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Congrats to the city of New York for voting what they truly believe in vs what the money told them to 🥳
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Someone told me it looks like I'm grilling up some snakes and now I can't unsee it.
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Lisa Myfriendez @lrezzy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Come on, we all know he left G7 early because it was time to get his catheter bag changed.
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