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Rocky N. Bullwinkle

@lproulx.bsky.social
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Exceptionally average. Cautiously pessimistic. Sharp as a Nerf™ ball. Groaners, reading, cooking, jazz, the odd Lego, recreational bitching, and whatnot. User #158,628, for some reason. Canadian by happenstance.

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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 11h
"You crossed the wrong people, motherfucker.”
Hans & Franz.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 11h
My man looks like the villain in "Team America: World Police 2".
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 13h
Yes. The Portuguese version.
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Pastel de nata - Wikipedia
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 14h
This I'll do.
Pasteis de nata & Douro wine.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Same.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Regardable mais pas extraordinaire, à mon humble avis.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watch THE BLUFF. A middling mix of 'Die Hard' and 'The Goonies' held together by Priyanka Chopra Jonas. Now, she would be perfect in my Moneypenny spinoff. Somebody make this happen.
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Watch The Bluff online – Prime Video
When her tranquil life on a remote island is shattered by the return of her vengeful former captain, a skilled ex-pirate must confront her bloody past and unleash her deadly talents to save her family...
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Saw my first stork ever today. My sex-ed is now complete.
Stork on a roof in Portugal.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had my first 'bifanas' ever for lunch. Further proof that every great culture can be defined by a sandwich.
Pork cutlet sandwich. Not my picture.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Breaking. Saw my first Meta-glasses in the wild. Can confirm it increases face-punchability by two orders of magnitude.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Packing a suitcase is essentially deciding which part of your house you will carry with you to the ends of the Earth.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Minor epiphany: You don't need a female James Bond. Just do a Moneypenny spinoff.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This I'll do.
View in Faro, Portugal. Chips and beer to go with the view.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Traveling is proof positive that at least 80% of life is just logistics.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Loved it. Great scene with the hexagonal key.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just love a good procedural.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What I've learned from the movies #709: Always leave a cryptic clue about your shady past in your wallet that will invariably lead to your murderer.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😄
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😄
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is. Almost fell asleep between Ottawa and Montreal. 😬😄
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My superpower is the ability to sleep in airports/airplane, basically at will.
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The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/05/0 Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Exactly.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure. But aren't pundits supposed to at least know the obvious and avoid pitfalls?
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Leaves the door open for conspiracies that linger long after election day, imho.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. For either. But employers need to ensure employees have 4 hours to vote. So, out early in some cases.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also. Dear pundits. Once polling stations are closed, the results already exist, even if they are unknown. Treating the sequence of accounting as an actual real-time contest is fucking stupid, if not downright dangerous. Candidates do not stage comebacks, for instance. There are no 2-minute drills.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elections day around my parts today. I fully expect people to be stupid yet self-righteous. A minor disaster that will be celebrated as a major victory. Ya know, the usual.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Malheureusement, dans ce cas-ci.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Speaking of Camus, you know that The Plague was only meant as a metaphor, right?
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Manne is the explosives expert. Evans is the safe cracker.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cover of A SIMPLE MATTER OF CONVICTION. They look like they're planning a jewelry heist.
Cover of A SIMPLE MATTER OF CONVICTION.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listening to A SIMPLE MATTER OF CONVICTION by Bill Evans, Shelly Manne, and birthday boy Eddie Gomez. Recording's a bit wonky to my ears, but hey! Jazzsky #jazz
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A Simple Matter Of Conviction by Bill Evans
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like he just ordered vichyssoise by putting the emphasis on the "Vichy" part.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New life goal unlocked!
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Voilà!!
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
those were strange times.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes. It's a magical place.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thank you!
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Portugal!!!
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying to ensure the fridge is empty at the exact moment you leave for the airport.
Conspiracy theory from Always Sunny.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A proof of the absurdity of existence is that soap dishes are hard to clean. Camus probably wrote about that.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Composed and produced by Ludwig Göransson, I'm told be Wikipedia. Don't know him.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched the first half of The Mandalorian and Grogu. It's fine… I guess? But the music is like nails on a blackboard. Tells you by contrast how important John Williams was to the original storytelling.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
obrigado!
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We can't wait. Our 2nd time. And yes Sintra is wonderful. This time will be more of their amazing beaches and (terrifying) waves! And yes food!!
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Portugal!!
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Sens Go!
Ottawa right now, looking west toward the Canadian Tire Centre.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
About to go on my 3rd "once in a lifetime" trip.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂
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